Thread: This idea is pure awesome

In case you've ever wondered who would win in a fight: Captain Planet Vs. Hitler

I wonder if I am the only one that laughed at his "no such thing as a good bomb" comment! Jesus

Originally Posted by Crono1000

Ok, the year is 2080. The planet's population has plummetted, a single small forest still stands, the air has little oxygen left, and finding water is a daily struggle. Everything is gloomy, dry, and dying. A young, red haired archeologist explores an underground cavern in search for a legend, a hope, of a natural spring to replenish some life on the surface. He doesn't find a spring, he finds a ring.

Meanwhile, a fat, piglike mutant-man is making money selling air and water for rediculious prices by consuming what few natural resources still exist. His factories practically enslave workers all the while polluting the atmosphere and absorbing the life out of the planet.

Elsewhere, various young environmentally concious teens discover rings for themselves all across the globe. They each follow their own, independent paths to stop the evil pigman, but they stand no chance against his fortress like headquarters. He imprisons them and has them set in a room set to poison them with toxic waste when the timer hits 0. Suddenly their rings begin to glow. A great flash fills the room, and suddenly appears...

CAPTAIN PLANET

Fucking yeah. Future Captain Planet, all bad ass and real time (no CG or animation here, baby. Live actors!). And he's no pretty boy tree hugger, unless he's hugging your bones to death! Or hookers! He's the new pissed off Captain Planet. He's kicking ass and planting dandilions, and he's all out of dandilions. Oh god they need to make this happen!

And the best part of all is that you read all this. Mwahahahahhaahhaah

You lost me somewhere after and right before

awesome

Then at some point we find out that Captain Planet was once known as Al Gore, but after that freak accident when he french kissed John Travolta, the Scientologists dropped him in a vat of extra-strength fertilizer and he became one with the Earth, he even has to clip the grass growing from his ears, nose and asshole once a week with a mini weed eater. We also later find out that the rings were made by a whore named Gaia who used 5 cock rings to help CP keep going during a few of their sexcapades.....

Originally Posted by maniclion

Then at some point we find out that Captain Planet was once known as Al Gore, but after that freak accident when he french kissed John Travolta, the Scientologists dropped him in a vat of extra-strength fertilizer and he became one with the Earth, he even has to clip the grass growing from his ears, nose and asshole once a week with a mini weed eater. We also later find out that the rings were made by a whore named Gaia who used 5 cock rings to help CP keep going during a few of their sexcapades.....

Why you gotta take a beautiful piece of writing (by someone obviously trying to fight off the debilitating effects of Down Syndrome and Aerial Herpes) and spoil it?

Originally Posted by AKIRA

I wonder if I am the only one that laughed at his "no such thing as a good bomb" comment! Jesus

did you get the part where Hitler gives Captain planet his death stare? its about three minutes in