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    Bionic Man disqualified from Olympic Trials

    Prosthetic-limbed runner disqualified from Olympics - Engadget

    Oscar Pistorius, a double-amputee sprinter, has been denied a shot at the Olympics... for being too fast. The runner -- who uses carbon-fiber, prosthetic feet -- was reviewed by the International Association of Athletics Federations (or IAAF), a review which found the combination of man and machine to be too much for its purely human competitors. According to the IAAF report, the "mechanical advantage of the blade in relation to the healthy ankle joint of an able bodied athlete is higher than 30-percent." Additionally, Pistorius uses 25-percent less energy than average runners due to the artificial limbs, therefore giving him an unfair advantage on the track... or so they say. Oscar is expected to appeal the decision, saying a lack of variables explored by the single scientific study calls for deeper investigation into the matter. Our suggestion? Prosthetic legs for all!
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    Wait, he's a cripple, shouldn't he be in the Special Olympics? Imagine the look on all their "special" faces when robo-cripple jets past them.

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    he runs the 400 in 46 seconds. They'd make him run backwards in the special olympics
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    Test him. I think he's juicing.

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    Fucking right he can't compete, I can't believe this was even up for debate.
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    i think that they should let him run i dont see any advantage to him at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubes View Post
    i think that they should let him run i dont see any advantage to him at all.
    Are you serious?

    Read the article. It would be extremely unfair to the other athletes. It would be like letting someone with mechanical hydraulic arms being allowed to compete in a power lifting competition.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Are you serious?

    Read the article. It would be extremely unfair to the other athletes. It would be like letting someone with mechanical hydraulic arms being allowed to compete in a power lifting competition.
    did you not watch the video of him getting beat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubes View Post
    did you not watch the video of him getting beat?
    They didn't wind him up all the way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubes View Post
    did you not watch the video of him getting beat?
    He lost because he wasn't even close to as conditioned as his competitors. His artificial limbs provide over a 30% advantage over an able bodied natural runner while using 25% less energy. Give what he uses to the other top competitors and their times would improve drastically.

    I'm not shitting on the guy. I have tremendous respect for him, but it is not fair for him to compete.
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    yeah you do have a point. but if he ran against the other "broken people" he would destroy them so what does he have left do to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubes View Post
    yeah you do have a point. but if he ran against the other "broken people" he would destroy them so what does he have left do to?
    Broken people with equal or lesser prosthetics?

    A guy with hundred-thousand dollar legs has a huge advantage over your typical paralympian, and it ain't because of training or genetics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubes View Post
    but if he ran against the other "broken people" he would destroy them so what does he have left do to?
    Compete against amputee horses.

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    They should get a guy with a cannon-arm to compete in hammer throw.
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