Thread: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight?

33!!

depends, are they already circled around me when the fight begins? or are they running at me? Do they also have weapons or are they unarmed? Am I armed? Is this a surprise attack or somthing arranged like a gladiator event?

So many variables, but i seriously think I could take on upwards of 50 5 year olds, if I was wearing long jeans and a long sleeved shirt especially, so they couldnt scratch and bite. Only about 8 or so of them could be hitting you at one time. plus you could 1 hit k.o a 5 yr old easy. Instead I think I'd kick the shit out of the asshole who's beating multiple 5 year olds.

27.... I must be getting soft in my old age

25, and I'd feel bad doing it.

22. i expected that to be a much lower.

If you swung full force and clocked a 5 yr old in the face they'd be down for the count unless they where hopped up on crack or morphine. plus they are like within kicking range heightwise. plus unless this happened in an area void of objects, I'd find somthin to hit them with.

37 i must have no conscience

Originally Posted by lucifuge

27.... I must be getting soft in my old age

Then just take a viagra, if you have the need to be horned up while you do it, personally I think thats sick.

26.

my bad for previous posts, I hadnt looked at the link. Now I see. whewww I look like an ass now. 30 kids for me

You could take on 38 five year old kids in a fight.

Thank god for my combat training skills...and my ability to pile drive a 5 year-old with no remorse....But I would probably lose in the first 30 seconds after I collapse from laughing so hard....

Why oh why would you want to know how much kiddies you can beat up ?

Were you intimidated or threatened or something ?

Hehe, I can take on 30.

28.

Originally Posted by andythegreat

depends, are they already circled around me when the fight begins? or are they running at me? Do they also have weapons or are they unarmed? Am I armed? Is this a surprise attack or somthing arranged like a gladiator event?

So many variables, but i seriously think I could take on upwards of 50 5 year olds, if I was wearing long jeans and a long sleeved shirt especially, so they couldnt scratch and bite. Only about 8 or so of them could be hitting you at one time. plus you could 1 hit k.o a 5 yr old easy. Instead I think I'd kick the shit out of the asshole who's beating multiple 5 year olds.

So, if you were in a bad neighborhood and you saw ten 5 year old's beating up an old lady while she was carrying groceries... you went in to save her... then, the children turn on you and start hitting you with sticks or other small little weapons, you wouldn't hit them back?

Now remember, no cell phone, no cops and no help and the old lady whose laying on the ground bleeding isn't going to help you. What would you do??

Only 28. They must all be little ninjas I would have guessed more

This sounds like good sport.

Fuck it, I'm off to the day centre to see how many I can destroy.

Originally Posted by david

33!!

33 -

So... David, Manic, and I, could be 3-on-100+ ?...










... Sweet

I bet I could cave a five year old skull with a good punch.
Me first.

These kids wouldn't have little knives would they?

Originally Posted by goob

This sounds like good sport.

Fuck it, I'm off to the day centre to see how many I can destroy.

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

These kids wouldn't have little knives would they?

or razor blades in their mouth..

+1 for Scarface!...

Originally Posted by Dtox

Why oh why would you want to know how much kiddies you can beat up ?

Were you intimidated or threatened or something ?

Welcome to IM.

Originally Posted by david

So, if you were in a bad neighborhood and you saw ten 5 year old's beating up an old lady while she was carrying groceries... you went in to save her... then, the children turn on you and start hitting you with sticks or other small little weapons, you wouldn't hit them back?

Now remember, no cell phone, no cops and no help and the old lady whose laying on the ground bleeding isn't going to help you. What would you do??

i wouldnt need to beat them, I think I could prolly scare them off, unless they're some extremely hardcore little kids. And I'd have to weigh the benefits of each outcome, I could pull my beanie down to cover most of my face and take her purse, or I could save her so I could get on t.v and maybe Ellen.

Originally Posted by andythegreat

i wouldnt need to beat them, I think I could prolly scare them off, unless they're some extremely hardcore little kids. And I'd have to weigh the benefits of each outcome, I could pull my beanie down to cover most of my face and take her purse, or I could save her so I could get on t.v and maybe Ellen.

OK, the children are all bi-polar with built in razors in their fingers.... like Freddy! Ha Ha Ha!!

18 kids.

28.

Whos winning so far?

Originally Posted by goob

This sounds like good sport.

Fuck it, I'm off to the day centre to see how many I can destroy.

Originally Posted by Gazhole

28.

Whos winning so far?

I had eleventy billion mini kefes so I do