Thread: Outrageous Gym Attire!

Originally Posted by david

He was wearing spandex and doing bench with his feet up on the bench legs apart!

wow seriously wtf? I actually saw some random dude wear spandex at my gym....what a horrific view

speedo's at the weight room would be my limit ....I would terminate my gym contract immediately.

Lol my attire isnt always fancy
but its either lulu lemon or lulus paired with my shut up and squat shirt

This guy at my gym comes in, lays on the ground and starts licking his balls, another guy comes in with board shorts and flip-flops, he then proceeds to lift bare foot leaving the flip-flops under the bench....

Did I mention I work-out in my car-port with my dog Rusty?

Originally Posted by HialeahChico305

speedo's at the weight room would be my limit ....I would terminate my gym contract immediately.

I've only seen this nonsense in SFLA so far......

Originally Posted by maniclion

This guy at my gym comes in, lays on the ground and starts licking his balls, another guy comes in with board shorts and flip-flops, he then proceeds to lift bare foot leaving the flip-flops under the bench....

Did I mention I work-out in my car-port with my dog Rusty?

Very funny!

However, the MUST have outdoor gyms where you are at?!??!

Originally Posted by DontStop

Lol my attire isnt always fancy
but its either lulu lemon or lulus paired with my shut up and squat shirt

YOU ANIMAL!

But for strange attire in public I've seen a few. One time me and my girl went to the hardware store for some supplies. As we are walking in a woman in a convertible porsche had pulled in at the same time we did and was getting out of her car, this woman had on a mesh see-thru white dress and black thong, you could see everything not covered by the thong. Anyway I thought the store isn't going to let her walk around like that, I know this is Hawaii but the store will ask her to leave. We get inside and I see every mans eyes instantly fixate on her like a motion sensing security camera. She goes down one aisle and I don't see her again, but I know shes still there because I see guys staring all over the store and several guys are sort of but not really moving just so they can get a glimpse of her. I tell my gf "Look at these guys aren't they pathetic, trying to be suave and act like they aren't stalking her but it's so blatant they are trying not to lose sight of her...." Of course I could talk that way because I'd just had sex not less than 20 minutes before we had come to the store. Anyway we finished shopping and were at the check-out and mesh dress girl was behind us along with 10 guys all ready to check-out at the same time, reluctant to go to the other register with 2 people in line.....wasn't long and a couple stock guys came to the front to get their "put-aways" you know the stuff people decide not to get and leave at the registers. You know because this was a convenient time to get them.....anyhow I bet the gym is the same way, some hot chick is flaunting her stuff and at anyone moment you could catch 75% of the guys eyes in the are to be on her.....

Originally Posted by david

Very funny!

However, the MUST have outdoor gyms where you are at?!??!

You've never seen Gilad on tv? Nor Kiana Tom's Flex Appeal? People work-out on the beach all the time, if you jog by Diamond Head the college up there has circuits you can stop at along the way and do chin-ups, ab work and other stuff...

Originally Posted by maniclion

But for strange attire in public I've seen a few. One time me and my girl went to the hardware store for some supplies. As we are walking in a woman in a convertible porsche had pulled in at the same time we did and was getting out of her car, this woman had on a mesh see-thru white dress and black thong, you could see everything not covered by the thong. Anyway I thought the store isn't going to let her walk around like that, I know this is Hawaii but the store will ask her to leave. We get inside and I see every mans eyes instantly fixate on her like a motion sensing security camera. She goes down one aisle and I don't see her again, but I know shes still there because I see guys staring all over the store and several guys are sort of but not really moving just so they can get a glimpse of her. I tell my gf "Look at these guys aren't they pathetic, trying to be suave and act like they aren't stalking her but it's so blatant they are trying not to lose sight of her...." Of course I could talk that way because I'd just had sex not less than 20 minutes before we had come to the store. Anyway we finished shopping and were at the check-out and mesh dress girl was behind us along with 10 guys all ready to check-out at the same time, reluctant to go to the other register with 2 people in line.....wasn't long and a couple stock guys came to the front to get their "put-aways" you know the stuff people decide not to get and leave at the registers. You know because this was a convenient time to get them.....anyhow I bet the gym is the same way, some hot chick is flaunting her stuff and at anyone moment you could catch 75% of the guys eyes in the are to be on her.....

But of course!!! =)

Originally Posted by maniclion

You've never seen Gilad on tv? Nor Kiana Tom's Flex Appeal? People work-out on the beach all the time, if you jog by Diamond Head the college up there has circuits you can stop at along the way and do chin-ups, ab work and other stuff...

Yes, I do remember those shows. Pretty cool!

Originally Posted by DontStop

Lol my attire isnt always fancy
but its either lulu lemon or lulus paired with my shut up and squat shirt

Given up the uni-bomber outfit?

Jump suits and winter jackets to increase sweat in a South Florida gym is real cool!

The aerobics teacher at the gym i used to go to is hands down one of the most gorgeous ladies I've ever seen and she had a BANGIN body. She'd always wear super tight spandex and do these work outs for her stomach where she put her legs over her head and spread em and put em back together, and she'd always talk to me while she ran on the eliptical in her low cut work out shirts. holy fuck she was stacked too, so I'd be concentratin to look at her face when like 5 inches down these huge barely covered boobs where bouncin around like a couple a kids in a inflatable jump around. I coulda sworn she used to flirt with me and giggle at stuff i said just to see my reaction. I used to be a assistant manager at this gym too. but yea she'd ask me how to do little stuff and try to engage me in conversation while she jogged......every guy in the gym would try to be nice as hell to her, and my friends would come work out and she'd fuck with their heads. she had a 10 r 12 yr old kid too. MILF

Originally Posted by maniclion

This guy at my gym comes in, lays on the ground and starts licking his balls, another guy comes in with board shorts and flip-flops, he then proceeds to lift bare foot leaving the flip-flops under the bench....

Did I mention I work-out in my car-port with my dog Rusty?

the women at my gym work out in lingerie.

Originally Posted by andythegreat

The aerobics teacher at the gym i used to go to is hands down one of the most gorgeous ladies I've ever seen and she had a BANGIN body. She'd always wear super tight spandex and do these work outs for her stomach where she put her legs over her head and spread em and put em back together, and she'd always talk to me while she ran on the eliptical in her low cut work out shirts. holy fuck she was stacked too, so I'd be concentratin to look at her face when like 5 inches down these huge barely covered boobs where bouncin around like a couple a kids in a inflatable jump around. I coulda sworn she used to flirt with me and giggle at stuff i said just to see my reaction. I used to be a assistant manager at this gym too. but yea she'd ask me how to do little stuff and try to engage me in conversation while she jogged......every guy in the gym would try to be nice as hell to her, and my friends would come work out and she'd fuck with their heads. she had a 10 r 12 yr old kid too. MILF

Note to self: Find out where Andy used to work and take a trip to NC!!!