Thread: How many 5 year-olds.....

Deja vu

I can think of a few.....


there's this..

depends, are they already circled around me when the fight begins? or are they running at me? Do they also have weapons or are they unarmed? Am I armed? Is this a surprise attack or somthing arranged like a gladiator event?

So many variables, but i seriously think I could take on upwards of 50 5 year olds like in the Maxtrix, if I was wearing long jeans and a long sleeved shirt and a jock strap especially, so they couldnt scratch and bite. Only about 8 or so of them could be hitting you at one time. plus you could 1 hit k.o a 5 yr old easy. Instead I think I'd kick the shit out of the asshole who's beating multiple 5 year olds.
Then after all this I would take them home and have them dress in their jammies while we sit a listen to Micheal Jackson songs.

I did everyone a favor and copied/paste their responses here.

Originally Posted by lucifuge

27.... I must be getting soft in my old age

Originally Posted by MeatZatk

25, and I'd feel bad doing it.

Originally Posted by SYN

22. i expected that to be a much lower.

Originally Posted by andythegreat

If you swung full force and clocked a 5 yr old in the face they'd be down for the count unless they where hopped up on crack or morphine. plus they are like within kicking range heightwise. plus unless this happened in an area void of objects, I'd find somthin to hit them with.

Originally Posted by bio-chem

37 i must have no conscience

Originally Posted by andythegreat

Then just take a viagra, if you have the need to be horned up while you do it, personally I think thats sick.

Originally Posted by Crono1000

26.

Originally Posted by andythegreat

my bad for previous posts, I hadnt looked at the link. Now I see. whewww I look like an ass now. 30 kids for me

Originally Posted by maniclion

You could take on 38 five year old kids in a fight.

Thank god for my combat training skills...and my ability to pile drive a 5 year-old with no remorse....But I would probably lose in the first 30 seconds after I collapse from laughing so hard....

Originally Posted by Dtox

Why oh why would you want to know how much kiddies you can beat up ?

Were you intimidated or threatened or something ?

Originally Posted by Witchblade

Hehe, I can take on 30.

Originally Posted by goob

28.

Originally Posted by david

So, if you were in a bad neighborhood and you saw ten 5 year old's beating up an old lady while she was carrying groceries... you went in to save her... then, the children turn on you and start hitting you with sticks or other small little weapons, you wouldn't hit them back?

Now remember, no cell phone, no cops and no help and the old lady whose laying on the ground bleeding isn't going to help you. What would you do??

Originally Posted by rantheman

Only 28. They must all be little ninjas I would have guessed more

Originally Posted by goob

This sounds like good sport.

Fuck it, I'm off to the day centre to see how many I can destroy.

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

33 -

So... David, Manic, and I, could be 3-on-100+ ?...










... Sweet

I bet I could cave a five year old skull with a good punch.
Me first.

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

These kids wouldn't have little knives would they?

Originally Posted by Scarface30

or razor blades in their mouth..

+1 for Scarface!...

Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait

Welcome to IM.

Originally Posted by andythegreat

i wouldnt need to beat them, I think I could prolly scare them off, unless they're some extremely hardcore little kids. And I'd have to weigh the benefits of each outcome, I could pull my beanie down to cover most of my face and take her purse, or I could save her so I could get on t.v and maybe Ellen.

Originally Posted by david

OK, the children are all bi-polar with built in razors in their fingers.... like Freddy! Ha Ha Ha!!

Originally Posted by Doublebase

18 kids.

Originally Posted by Gazhole

28.

Whos winning so far?

Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex

I had eleventy billion mini kefes so I do

Originally Posted by maniclion

I feel bad that I have the highest number so far, honestly I wouldn't hurt a 5 year old just to be mean, but if it's life or death 38 five year olds are gonna be making a killing with the tooth fairy if they test me...I'll knock out every tooth in their head even the wisdom teeth that haven't dropped yet.....

Originally Posted by Doublebase

Well depends on what you think is winning. I have the lowest. Am I the winner?

Originally Posted by kiko

You could take on 21 five year old kids in a fight.

I guess I'm not a merciless creep.

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

"The boys have touched me, and I know I have touched the boys"

How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight?

Yea I guess I am behind the times. Oops

ID KO the firt one and rip his legs off and use it as a bat

Originally Posted by danny81

ID KO the firt one and rip his legs off and use it as a bat

Your truly hardcore, I would hate to meet you in a dark alley.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Your truly hardcore, I would hate to meet you in a dark alley.

im jut getting into the game. another option would be KO them and make a wall. then just bicycle kick the over the wall

Do you really think it's that easy to rip anyones limbs off with just their bare hands?

If you can, then, I too, would also hate to meet you in a dark alley!

OK, you both can't be Liu kang. Danny, pick another player.

45 im an asshole what can i say