Thread: Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?

FOR THE MEN:

What man stays sitting wiping their ass after taking a dump?

I can't speak for anyone else, Thank God bc/ I don't watch anyone one going to the bathroom!

Fuck I didn't know so I went and took a shit and when it came time to wipe I couldn't decide how I was going to wipe so I just said fuck it and didn't wipe at all....

I actually asked this question on a call in radio station a few years back. They told callers that they weren't going to discuss it anymore and to stop calling about the sitting/standing poll. Needless to say the next 20 people that called in started their calls with either "sitting" or "I stand".

Good times.

Originally Posted by ReproMan

I actually asked this question on a call in radio station a few years back. They told callers that they weren't going to discuss it anymore and to stop calling about the sitting/standing poll. Needless to say the next 20 people that called in started their calls with either "sitting" or "I stand".

Good times.

Thats fucking awesome.

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Oh, and i stand. If you stay sitting and try to wipe surely youll either hit the toilet seat or have to reach underneath your package to get to it which is just plain uncomfortable.

Once in public bathroom (yeah, i know...) there was no toilet paper so i had to use my sock and throw it in the trash on my way out. I would have left it but my movements at that time were less than solid.

True story.

Haha, that is outstanding Gaz.

Btw.

Stand

Until about 11 years ago, I was a stander. When I blew out my knee it was absolutely impossible to stand, that's when I realized all I had to do was lean a bit forward, and I had all the access I needed for a successful wipe. I've been a sitter ever since.

a little of both, I'll begin my wiping sitting down, but then stand up and then check the cheeks again just to make sure that I didn't miss anything. Does anyone else have a terrible problem of getting shit stuck in their asshair?

Originally Posted by Gazhole

Once in public bathroom (yeah, i know...) there was no toilet paper so i had to use my sock and throw it in the trash on my way out. I would have left it but my movements at that time were less than solid.

True story.

Ah yes, been there done that. I wish I could wipe with cloth every time, absolute best wipe.

Originally Posted by MeatZatk

a little of both, I'll begin my wiping sitting down, but then stand up and then check the cheeks again just to make sure that I didn't miss anything. Does anyone else have a terrible problem of getting shit stuck in their asshair?

Oh hell yeah. I keep a large supply of baby wipes on hand at all times.

Originally Posted by ReproMan

I actually asked this question on a call in radio station a few years back. They told callers that they weren't going to discuss it anymore and to stop calling about the sitting/standing poll. Needless to say the next 20 people that called in started their calls with either "sitting" or "I stand".

Good times.

Was that Dano?

What the fuck.

Originally Posted by A Black Guy

Was that Dano?

Yeah, when Johnny C was still with him. Johnny was laughing his ass off, but he knew it wasn't appropriate. Dano flipped out a bit after a little while when callers wouldn't leave it alone. I was happy.

Originally Posted by ReproMan

Yeah, when Johnny C was still with him. Johnny was laughing his ass off, but he knew it wasn't appropriate. Dano flipped out a bit after a little while when callers wouldn't leave it alone. I was happy.

I figured as much. Dano always seems to have a low tolerance for bodily fluids.

I think 2girls1cup would put him into seizures.

I rotate my body so one of my thighs and ass cheek are on the end of the toilet seat with the other leg, ass cheek and butthole are in mid air. This way I can still be sitting (sideways) with my ass exposed for easy wiping and I don't have to reach under my balls and all that. Try it out. Highly recommended.

Originally Posted by Goodfella9783

I rotate my body so one of my thighs and ass cheek are on the end of the toilet seat with the other leg, ass cheek and butthole are in mid air. This way I can still be sitting (sideways) with my ass exposed for easy wiping and I don't have to reach under my balls and all that. Try it out. Highly recommended.

As hard as i tried not to imagine that... i loled.

I like one forward and two(or more) backwards while sitting. I can't wait to try it standing!! I guess it is a given that it will have to be a back swipe. I'm going to check the TP to see if it works better. If I can get my swipes down and use less TP that's a lot of trees we can save if we pass it along.

I flush the toilet and then use the fresh water to splash on my ass using my hand to clean....I heard thats the excepted way in Arab nations so I thought why not diversify my cultural habits.....

Originally Posted by maniclion

I flush the toilet and then use the fresh water to splash on my ass using my hand to clean....I heard thats the excepted way in Arab nations so I thought why not diversify my cultural habits.....

Never offer your left hand to an arab in a handshake.

I use the 3 seashells.

Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex

OMFG!!! That was freakin' hilarious and I haven't laughed so hard in ages!

Originally Posted by Goodfella9783

I rotate my body so one of my thighs and ass cheek are on the end of the toilet seat with the other leg, ass cheek and butthole are in mid air. This way I can still be sitting (sideways) with my ass exposed for easy wiping and I don't have to reach under my balls and all that. Try it out. Highly recommended.

Bingo.


My friend who weighs over 300lbs wipes while hes standing. The asshole needs to realize that that method doesnt work worth of shit cuz later, hes got to go back and wipe his ass again.

Yes, he shits (sometimes on the floor), stands, wipes his ass, attempts to throw the shitty paper at whomever is in the restroom, exits, then returns hours later and wipes again.