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01-25-2008, 01:53 PM #1Registered User
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F**k, Marry, Kill
Since the board is dying a slow death today, I thought we could play this fun, little game. For those not familiar with FMK, the "rules" are simple enough. You just gotta name one person you'd Fuck, one you'd Marry, and one you'd Kill. These could be anybody, including: celebs, current IM members, former IM members (*sigh*), somebody's grandma, etc...
You can explain your selections, if you feel so inclined.
I'll start:
Fuck - That new girl on "House". She's got a nice set of...er...cheekbones.
Marry - This is always a tough question for a married guy to answer. It's like trying to come up with an answer to "What kind of icepick would you poke your 2nd eye out with?" So yeah, gonna skip this one for now.
Kill - P-Funk, for (among other things) trying to ban the only IM member that is currently obligated, by the State of New Jersey, to wear a safety helmet whenever he goes outside.
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01-25-2008, 02:10 PM #2Señor Member ELITE MEMBER
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01-25-2008, 02:24 PM #3Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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This is Ghey...
You aren't supposed to make your own choices!?!?
You are supposed to be given, 3 somewhat equal choices,
and make your decisions from that.
Like: F-Marry-Kill... Rosie Odonnell, Oprah, Hillary Clinton
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01-25-2008, 02:38 PM #4Registered User
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Oh yeah! I knew the game was missing something...
Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
k then:
Fuck - Hillary (God I hope her penis isn't really bigger then mine, that would be so fucking embracing.)
Marry - Oprah
Kill - Rosie
Now, try these 3 on - (DontStop, danny, Osama bin Laden)
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01-25-2008, 02:42 PM #5Señor Member ELITE MEMBER
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So we have to pick what we'd rather do?
I guess fuck DontStop. We can do better than that one.
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01-25-2008, 03:03 PM #6Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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No, you have to put each of them in a slot. Originally Posted by ReproMan
But, this one is tough and the question is open ended somewhat. If you marry the person you get to fuck them often, so why is fuck and marry both options?
Plus, on this deal I will either have to fuck Danny or Bin Laden.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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01-25-2008, 03:05 PM #7Registered User
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Don't act like it's never crossed your mind before. Originally Posted by KelJu
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01-25-2008, 03:07 PM #8Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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But I want to kill them both. Originally Posted by IRM
Don't act like it's never crossed your mind before. “I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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01-25-2008, 03:35 PM #9I am Rollo Tomassee.. ELITE MEMBER
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I will put in my own choices..
Fuck..Rocky Roads, Jennifer Love Hewitt(even now), Jordan (from playboy)
Marry...Jessica Biel. I think shed age well, so there ya go.
Kill.. Dr. Phil and Judge Judy6' 217lbs (10/18)
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01-25-2008, 04:30 PM #10Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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I love Judge Judy. Did you see her on Larry King Live? She fucking rocks! Originally Posted by AKIRA
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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01-25-2008, 05:38 PM #11I am Rollo Tomassee.. ELITE MEMBER
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Id love to kill her.
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01-25-2008, 06:08 PM #12Succinct ELITE MEMBER
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I'd fucking kill to marry Yolanthe van Kasbergen.
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01-25-2008, 07:28 PM #13Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by IRM
Oh yeah! I knew the game was missing something...
Now, try these 3 on - (DontStop, danny, Osama bin Laden)
*F* = D.S., but then would break up soon after, and move in on her mom...
*Marry = Bin Laden, because then the taliban (his own people) would immediately kill him for being gay.
*Kill = Danny... (Do I need to give a reason?)
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01-25-2008, 07:31 PM #14pappy
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Fuck: Maynard James Keenan
Marry: My Beau <3
Kill: this stupid bitch who thinks shes the hottest shit in the world but she works at orange julius and is a new mom but goes out and gets drunk and high every chance she getsYou know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
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01-25-2008, 07:33 PM #15Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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OK...
These ladies/choices would be given to you today... (not in their glory days)
Suzanne Somers...
Farah Fawcett...
Kelly Lebrock...
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01-25-2008, 07:37 PM #16pappy
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None
You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
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Suzanne I think. She has strong thighs.
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01-25-2008, 07:39 PM #18Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Just for the record, I would do all 3 with this chick:
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01-25-2008, 07:40 PM #19Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Suzanne what!?!?! Originally Posted by ReproMan
would you kill, marry, or "F" her?
And what about the other two, you have to do something with them too!?!?
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01-25-2008, 07:41 PM #20Señor Member ELITE MEMBER
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I hate this game.
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Ok that's freaking gross.... Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
F- Johnny Depp
M- The other half
Kill - Snoop Dog - because I think his new reality show it totally annoying
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01-25-2008, 07:43 PM #22Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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OK... Originally Posted by katt
Ok that's freaking gross....
F- Johnny Depp
M- The other half
Kill - Snoop Dog - because I think his new reality show it totally annoying
Lets do this the right way...
"F", Marry, or Kill...
David Hasselhoff
Kelsey Gramer
Jay Leno
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01-25-2008, 07:45 PM #23Registered User
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ok so you'd fuck David Hasselhoff???? He's got to be around, say,,, 70 right now???
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You all have to realize that:
Marry - Means the rest of your life with this person, for better or worse.
"F" - Means a one night stand or couple hours of physical sex and no romance.
Kill - Means Kill
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01-25-2008, 07:46 PM #25Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Gosh for a pretty girl you aren't getting this are you? - Originally Posted by katt
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So lets take a step back and try this again... Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
"F", Marry, or Kill...
David Hasselhoff
Kelsey Gramer
Jay Leno
?
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01-25-2008, 07:54 PM #27Registered User
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No dipshit,, I am getting it... Kill them all... they are all lame
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01-25-2008, 07:56 PM #28Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Ahem... You cant do that. Originally Posted by katt
you have to choose what you will do with the lame choices given...
Thats what makes it interesting.
You have to choose logically "WHY" you would "F" or Marry or Kill, and list the reasoning.
Here maybe this will be better for you:
"F", Marry, or Kill...
Prince Charles
Bill Gates
Donald Trump
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Nope... it makes it worse... they are all older with old balls.
But I'll play the game,, if you insist..
Marry - Prince Charles so I could take over the country when I kill him
Fuck - Bill Gates, so I could have all his money when I blackmail him
Kill - Donald Trump... because anyone with that hairstyle deserves to die..
Better?
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