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  1. 01-25-2008, 03:39 PM #1
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    Battle thread

    The purpose of this thread is to comically insult the previous poster. THe more creative the more points.

    It's about time for some good old fun and carnage.

    ***If you don't take well to this sort of nonsense, don't post, - saves arguments later***

    I'll stick my head above the parrapet first. Take aim.....
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  3. 01-25-2008, 03:52 PM #2
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    Your name is goob,
    You smell of pube,
    Your sex with Gazhole involves lube.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IRM View Post
    Your name is goob,
    You smell of pube,
    Your sex with Gazhole involves lube.
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    Hermaphrodite^^^^ likes taking turns with IRM the crafty butcher in 'smuggle the sausage game'...
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  7. 01-25-2008, 07:50 PM #6
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    ^^^ Is that this guys name, or what he takes on the chin!?

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  8. 01-25-2008, 08:41 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    ^^^ Is that this guys name, or what he takes on the chin!?
    Scary

    TMM makes me worry sometimes!
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  9. 01-25-2008, 09:04 PM #8
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    ^^^ Coming from the Hawaiin Jay Leno over here -


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  10. 01-25-2008, 09:40 PM #9
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    HAHA can i insult myself
    - fat
    - been with 42 people
    - blonde
    - boobs
    - XX chromosome
    - annoying
    You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    ^^^ Coming from the Hawaiin Jay Leno over here -

    lol .....look who is talking,at least his hairline isn't running away from his face
    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    I dig their music. Mariachi is good, and flamenco is the shit, although flamenco is all over the place. I use to hate Mexicans until I left my hillbilly land, and was able to form my own opinions.
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  12. 01-25-2008, 10:20 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    ^^^ Coming from the Hawaiin Jay Leno over here -

    omg
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  13. 01-25-2008, 11:12 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
    HAHA can i insult myself
    - fat
    - been with 42 people
    - blonde
    - boobs
    - XX chromosome
    - annoying
    you're not fat!

    42 people= trojan
    xx chromo= doesn't matter
    Annoying= earplugs

    I'll take ya, babe!

    Just kidding!

    The insult!

    There is none... so someone is going to have to insult me instead!
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  14. 01-26-2008, 08:28 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    There is none... so someone is going to have to insult me instead!
    You're fat!

    While it's taken DontStop her whole lifetime to have 42 dicks inside her, for you that's just an average Friday night.

    Your hair is more white then blond, but that's only after all 42 of your "dates" are done.

    You have boobs.

    You definitely packing an extra chromosome. (#21)

    And as for annoying...I swear if I see one more retarded topic that can be traced back to a certain native of Hawaii, then either you or Manic is getting his ass kicked!

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    Umm...you're Max the NAMBLA spokes person right?
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    Yes... While youre MAXing the allowable Douche capacity of IronMagForums

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  17. 01-26-2008, 05:07 PM #16
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    Why did your put India as your location? You think you're cool or something. Look at me, look at me I think I'm cool, I'm from India. Retard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
    HAHA can i insult myself
    - fat
    - been with 42 people
    - blonde
    - boobs
    - XX chromosome
    - annoying
    Don't be so hard on yourself. You have some great qualities, I mean your famous right? Wasn't that your vagina that played the bat cave in the last Batman movie?
    I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
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  19. 01-26-2008, 05:29 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeatZatk View Post
    Don't be so hard on yourself. You have some great qualities, I mean your famous right? Wasn't that your vagina that played the bat cave in the last Batman movie?
    Decided to get a new screen-name, huh danny?
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    ^^^ I Decided that if you were a Pokemon, they would name you "Drinkachu"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazhole View Post
    Decided to get a new screen-name, huh danny?
    Hey, just cause you wanna blow P-Funk doesn't mean you have to look like the white George Clinton
    I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
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  22. 01-26-2008, 08:15 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeatZatk View Post
    Hey, just cause you wanna blow P-Funk doesn't mean you have to look like the white George Clinton
    'Meat...Zak'. Is that what you say to your favourite rent boy???
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    I guess I'll battle with pictures.

    For Dontstop luv ya!

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    For Dontstop luv ya!

    classic min0.
    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    I dig their music. Mariachi is good, and flamenco is the shit, although flamenco is all over the place. I use to hate Mexicans until I left my hillbilly land, and was able to form my own opinions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HialeahChico305 View Post
    classic min0.
    Here he is, the nippleless wonder-boy. I knew it was only a matter of time. Youre possibly the worst superhero ever.
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    Nice cover up with the post about having a fake emo myspace page. We all know the truth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by largepkg View Post
    Nice cover up with the post about having a fake emo myspace page. We all know the truth.
    Whats in the box? New girlfriend?

    Those inflatables just cant commit, can they?
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    ^^ At least he has devised a method of dealing with being rejected by women.
    (Other than masochistic penile flogging)

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    ^^ At least he has devised a method of dealing with being rejected by women.
    (Other than masochistic penile flogging)
    That's right, that's your preferred method!

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    ^^ I know you are. But, what am I?

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