Thread: Would you kill yourself if you knew heaven existed and it was awesome?

If you knew you were going to hell, but god said if you brutally boiled a certain crazy rabbit to death and you'd get into heaven, would you do it?

Yes to both

If a Vieopo retards in the forest and there's nobody around to hear it, does he still have VD?

Why kill yourself? It's like skipping dinner and going straight to the dessert. Now if dinner sucked then...

Only if my time on earth everyday was a living hell and I was being tortured for no reason, etc.

Then, yes!

Otherwise, I'm enjoying "my time" now.

Agreed, I'm only half way through my third course of a five course meal. I ain't leaving until I get my filet!

Originally Posted by Vieope

I dont mean in a religious way, I mean if heaven was scientifically proved and you could talk with people in heaven through cell phones, email, receive news, heaven tv shows, heaven porn, heaven music, you would sometimes taste heaven food in the annual heaven convention and it would taste unbelievable. Everything there would be better and it doesnt matter how you died. Suicide or normal death.
Would you kill yourself ?

could I surf the web all day in your heaven?

Originally Posted by Prince

could I surf the web all day in your heaven?

Yes

Originally Posted by david

Only if my time on earth everyday was a living hell and I was being tortured for no reason, etc.

Then, yes!

Otherwise, I'm enjoying "my time" now.

But you would enjoy more in heaven.

Originally Posted by Vieope

Yes

drink beer and have sex with hot chicks too?

Originally Posted by Prince

drink beer and have sex with hot chicks too?

Yes, it is heaven. Food is better, sex..
Everything would taste and feel better.

call me crazy
but isn't suicide like, a guaranteed ticket to hell?

Originally Posted by DontStop

call me crazy
but isn't suicide like, a guaranteed ticket to hell?

Not in this heaven. It would be all considered death, you could consider it like some type of evolution.

I'll take the heaven i was raised to believe into consideration....and not kill myself

i love life
love it
if heaven is great
oh well...life after death
even if i did go to heaven id scheme to somehow get back to earth

Originally Posted by DontStop

I'll take the heaven i was raised to believe into consideration....and not kill myself

In this heaven, you could have mutiple orgasms lasting hours.

why would i kill myself if i could get such things on earth
heaven is supposed to be a pleasure beyond any earthly experience

Nobody can get multiple orgasms lasting hours.

well, how hard is it to reset for 10 minutes and start again?

Originally Posted by DontStop

call me crazy
but isn't suicide like, a guaranteed ticket to hell?

according to some religions, personally I don't believe in any religion, nor do I believe in a heaven or hell, I was just playing his stupid game.

Originally Posted by DontStop

well, how hard is it to reset for 10 minutes and start again?

Are you ready after 10 minutes of an orgasm? I doubt it. Even if that was possible you could not do that more than three times.

and why would someone want to orgasm for hours?!
Part of the appeal for me is the work getting to that point
if i had one that lasted for hours id never nead to fuck
and i LOVE to fuck


orgasming for hours would have no point and it wouldnt be fun

Originally Posted by DontStop

call me crazy
but isn't suicide like, a guaranteed ticket to hell?

yah

Originally Posted by DontStop

and why would someone want to orgasm for hours?!
Part of the appeal for me is the work getting to that point
if i had one that lasted for hours id never nead to fuck
and i LOVE to fuck


orgasming for hours would have no point and it wouldnt be fun

Do you prefer having sex than an orgasm? Something like tantric sex?

yah but who would want to fuck if you orgasm for hours at a time
what ahppened to a good all nighter of sex
thatd be out the window

You obviously know more about orgasms than me.

who says
I'm just stating my opinion, that hour of orgasms would be kind of boring

Originally Posted by DontStop

who says
I'm just stating my opinion, that hour of orgasms would be kind of boring

But I think that is true. You know more about orgasms because you are a woman.

Well any ideas how sex might improve in this heaven? More people?

heaven is so great you wouldnt even want to have sex becuase there ae going to be things so much better