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    Oh shit!
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    "Birdie"

    A man was walking down the stairs,
    Not knowing or suspecting,
    An evil culprit, in the air,
    Was harm, his way, directing.

    The rat with wings took deadly aim,
    It's fearsome cannon steady,
    God, how it loved to play this game,
    With amo wet and ready.

    If it had lips, the bird would smile,
    It's mighty missile fired,
    With one last squawk, for added style,
    It happily retired.

    The lesson taught us by the dove,
    One you'll absorb, I'm hoping,
    No matter what you hear above,
    Don't look with mouth wide open.

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    BUH BUH BUHHHHH!!!

    I like how after he gets pooped on first he is like "I guess I should have seen that coming"



    as he looks straight up with his mouth open.....lmfao
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    As i awoke one morning,
    When all good things are born,
    A Robin on my 'sill did sing,
    To welcome in the dawn.

    He was so soft and gentle,
    And so sweetly did he sing,
    That thoughts of joy and happiness,
    Into my heart did spring.

    So as i rose from sweet repose,
    And paused beside my bed,
    I gently closed the window,
    And crushed his fucking head.
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    That cheered me up a bit..
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    O wow, that was great.

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    Don't you mean crap?

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