Thread: Morbidly interesting things you'd like to see?

Shit, I remember with Katrina, I glued in to every news website and television station hoping to see fucking chaos.

Same way with the Rodney King riots, until Reginald Denny got bricked of course...

I have no idea why, but I've always had an incredible fascination with JFK's assassination. Whenever there's a special on about it I have to watch.

Also, not that it's morbid, but I absolutely LOVE watching high speed video of bullets hitting things. The energy that gets released and the destruction that takes place is fascinating.

Originally Posted by ALBOB

I have no idea why, but I've always had an incredible fascination with JFK's assassination. Whenever there's a special on about it I have to watch.

Heh, I'm with you on that. I love the movie too.

Yeah.

I have always wanted to see first hand a Tornado, Hurricane, Earthquake.... any natural disaster.

I guess I have already admitted to wondering what a 50 cal would do at point blank, now that I saw the Rambo trailer fictionalized is good enough for me........

i had to deal with an old dried up cunt bitch today i wished i had the pleasure of seeing have a major fucking brain hemorrhage and dying while gagging on her own fucking tongue.

seriously. it would have given me pleasure.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

i had to deal with an old dried up cunt bitch today i wished i had the pleasure of seeing have a major fucking brain hemorrhage and dying while gagging on her own fucking tongue.

I wish you'd quit sugar coating things and tell us how you REALLY feel.

Originally Posted by ALBOB

I wish you'd quit sugar coating things and tell us how you REALLY feel.

I wanna be alive when World War III goes down. I just think it would be interesting to watch a global war happening with all the tech we have right know.

Maybe a nuke exploding in the middle east or Isreal.

Originally Posted by A Black Guy

Same way with the Rodney King riots, until Reginald Denny got bricked of course...

I lived was living in LA when that happened.

Those dumb fucks tried to get to nicer areas of the city. When they discovered that they were blocked by the police, they started to loot and destroy their own neighborhoods.

If you lived outside those areas, with the exception of less traffic (you couldn't go to work if you lived in, or near those areas), it had little affect.

I would like to watch a midget beat the crap out of a big fat dude.

Watch as a English teacher tries to teach Danny81 English.

Better yet, I would like to watch danny81 and his boyz against the IM moderators who want to ban him in a fight to the death. Gangs of New York style.

1.) I'd like to see AlBob at the Golden Corral, or other local buffet......God the mayhem and destruction!
2.) P-funk in a slam-dunk contest.
3.) Littlewing working as a candy striper.

I'll think of something better....give me time.

I would like to see shape shifting Reptilian aliens breeding with humans while they are not shape shifting. Or would like to see Reptilians getting and eating cattle for consumption. I guess the best would be seeing them eating humans which they so privately enjoy when they are not shape shifting into political leaders etc etc etc.

Here is the result of their sex with humans:



It's morbid and so real your mind will not accept it.

A certain person leading the US be convicted of war crimes and sentenced to die.

Originally Posted by DaMayor

1.) I'd like to see AlBob at the Golden Corral, or other local buffet......God the mayhem and destruction!
2.) P-funk in a slam-dunk contest.
3.) Littlewing working as a candy striper.

I'll think of something better....give me time.

Little "i hope you choke on your tongue while you're shitting yourself in front of the pope you old fucking cunt " Wing.

god, she pissed me off.

Originally Posted by DaMayor

1.) I'd like to see AlBob at the Golden Corral, or other local buffet......God the mayhem and destruction!
2.) P-funk in a slam-dunk contest.
3.) Littlewing working as a candy striper.

I'll think of something better....give me time.

That was cruel.

Originally Posted by DaMayor

1.) I'd like to see AlBob at the Golden Corral, or other local buffet......God the mayhem and destruction!
2.) P-funk in a slam-dunk contest.
3.) Littlewing working as a candy striper.

I'll think of something better....give me time.

Okay, that was funny, especially the part about P-funk.


P.S. When I make it to your neck of the woods I expect dinner to be on the house.

Hey, P' knows that I think he's da man.....I've watched him grow from a young, frail boy to the statuesque fitness guru that he is today. A guru that I would gladly assist in reaching whatever goal, or cookie jar on the top shelf, he desires.

i'm considering opening a small daycare here but i need to know what is legally required first. i had to be at a meeting today concerning this and being a conscientious person i'm never late out of courtesy to other people. my car is in the shop and i'm not really familiar with the bus schedule here yet. i had my kids bring books so they could wait quietly if we were early.

we were almost an hour early and even though there was a waiting room right inside the door and like ten women in different offices there i had to wait outside in the cold with two kids. this is maine it was fourteen degrees below freezing out... The letter that I got about the meeting said if I was there after 1:15 I would not be seen and I had asked the receptionist what bus came by there. It's in the middle of fucking nowhere not like you can go get a cocoa or something. and Tess had to pee.

Tesla made a comment that she wouldn't want to have a job that one of the requirements was having women and children freeze to death and this crusty old bitch came and got right in her face and said "all my employees love their jobs so you didn't score any points with any of us on that one". Tesla said she wasn't trying to score points. I interrupted and said "Look I came here early so as not to waste anyones time by being late I had no idea what time the bus would go by here and it is ignorant to make families wait outside in the cold, your letter should have said you were closed until 1". The wrinkled old cunt responded with "your appointment was at 1:15 not 12:15" and the look on her face when she said it made me want to kill her.

so during the meeting i'm shivering uncontrollably and unbeknown to me at the time Tesla was in the ladies room carefully removing the paper from the waste can and peeing in it. she then carefully put the paper back on top of the pee and left a seemingly innocent looking trash can to pee bomb their noses for a few days. a fact i was only made aware of a few minutes ago n ok, now i'm smiling. Vanity would approve.

Originally Posted by DaMayor

1.) I'd like to see AlBob at the Golden Corral, or other local buffet......God the mayhem and destruction!
2.) P-funk in a slam-dunk contest.
3.) Littlewing working as a candy striper.

I'll think of something better....give me time.

you sure you don't mean 'candy stripper'?

Originally Posted by Little Wing

i'm considering opening a small daycare here but i need to know what is legally required first. i had to be at a meeting today concerning this and being a conscientious person i'm never late out of courtesy to other people. my car is in the shop and i'm not really familiar with the bus schedule here yet. i had my kids bring books so they could wait quietly if we were early.

we were almost an hour early and even though there was a waiting room right inside the door and like ten women in different offices there i had to wait outside in the cold with two kids. this is maine it was fourteen degrees below freezing out... The letter that I got about the meeting said if I was there after 1:15 I would not be seen and I had asked the receptionist what bus came by there. It's in the middle of fucking nowhere not like you can go get a cocoa or something. and Tess had to pee.

Tesla made a comment that she wouldn't want to have a job that one of the requirements was having women and children freeze to death and this crusty old bitch came and got right in her face and said "all my employees love their jobs so you didn't score any points with any of us on that one". Tesla said she wasn't trying to score points. I interrupted and said "Look I came here early so as not to waste anyones time by being late I had no idea what time the bus would go by here and it is ignorant to make families wait outside in the cold, your letter should have said you were closed until 1". The wrinkled old cunt responded with "your appointment was at 1:15 not 12:15" and the look on her face when she said it made me want to kill her.

so during the meeting i'm shivering uncontrollably and unbeknown to me at the time Tesla was in the ladies room carefully removing the paper from the waste can and peeing in it. she then carefully put the paper back on top of the pee and left a seemingly innocent looking trash can to pee bomb their noses for a few days. a fact i was only made aware of a few minutes ago n ok, now i'm smiling. Vanity would approve.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

i'm considering opening a small daycare here but i need to know what is legally required first. i had to be at a meeting today concerning this and being a conscientious person i'm never late out of courtesy to other people. my car is in the shop and i'm not really familiar with the bus schedule here yet. i had my kids bring books so they could wait quietly if we were early.

we were almost an hour early and even though there was a waiting room right inside the door and like ten women in different offices there i had to wait outside in the cold with two kids. this is maine it was fourteen degrees below freezing out... The letter that I got about the meeting said if I was there after 1:15 I would not be seen and I had asked the receptionist what bus came by there. It's in the middle of fucking nowhere not like you can go get a cocoa or something. and Tess had to pee.

Tesla made a comment that she wouldn't want to have a job that one of the requirements was having women and children freeze to death and this crusty old bitch came and got right in her face and said "all my employees love their jobs so you didn't score any points with any of us on that one". Tesla said she wasn't trying to score points. I interrupted and said "Look I came here early so as not to waste anyones time by being late I had no idea what time the bus would go by here and it is ignorant to make families wait outside in the cold, your letter should have said you were closed until 1". The wrinkled old cunt responded with "your appointment was at 1:15 not 12:15" and the look on her face when she said it made me want to kill her.

so during the meeting i'm shivering uncontrollably and unbeknown to me at the time Tesla was in the ladies room carefully removing the paper from the waste can and peeing in it. she then carefully put the paper back on top of the pee and left a seemingly innocent looking trash can to pee bomb their noses for a few days. a fact i was only made aware of a few minutes ago n ok, now i'm smiling. Vanity would approve.

Throw an upper decker in with that and call it a day.

Originally Posted by danzik17

Throw an upper decker in with that and call it a day.

i don't know what an upper decker is

Urban Dictionary: Upper Decker

Originally Posted by Splash Log

I wanna be alive when World War III goes down. I just think it would be interesting to watch a global war happening with all the tech we have right know.

Maybe a nuke exploding in the middle east or Isreal.

Im cool with just watching documentals on WWII.....hope WWIII is never around the corner. especially if it involves cuba bombing the shit out of florida.