Mini-muscleman: Meet the world's smallest bodybuilder

min0 lee · 02-12-2008, 09:19 AM

Mini-muscleman: Meet the world's smallest bodybuilder | the Daily Mail

At just 2 ft 9in, American muscleman P-Funk is the world's smallest bodybuilder.

Pint-sized Funk is well-known in his hometown of Arizona; for his ability to lift 1.5kg dumbbells - despite his overall 9.07kg body weight.
Every day, crowds flock to the local gym to the see the mini-muscleman in training.

P-Funk and his 1.5kg dumbbells...don't look at his camel toe, I said don't look!

Unlike many dwarfs. P-Funk is well proportioned, with a head circumference of 15in and a chest measurement of 20in, his penis is believed to exceed past his head.

Funky said: "I've been training as a bodybuilder for a while and by now I think I must be the strongest dwarf in the world.
"I have always been fit but since I started working out I have become famous for my strength. "My size has never stopped me. I train with dumbbells and moderate dummies in my spare time and do aerobics and dance naked . People are always pleased to see me. I have been invited on TV shows and dance on stage."

Mini muscleman: P-Funk, doubles as a hand puppet....um, where's the guy's hand?

His trainer Dale spents hours helping his protege build his small muscles to perfection.
"Because of his small size I don't assign him hard exercises. But Funk trains more or less the same as anyone else and he's much more determined and has an extremly large penis for a fella his size. "When he first started I insisted he did a month of basic exercises like aerobics, push-ups and basic gymnastics to prepare his body.

After that I specially made lightweight dumbbells and taught him basic weight-lifting exercises to shape his biceps and triceps. His size and his weight were taken care of so that he never hurt himself."

Determined P-Funk is hoping to have an entertainment career after performing in many local TV shows.
He said: "I earn good money through my dance and bodybuilding shows but being rich doesn't interest me. "My dream is to travel a lot - I want to perform in Vegas with my idol, AlBob."

Triple Threat · 02-12-2008, 10:08 AM

I didn't realize P-funk was blonde. Thanks for the article, min0.

min0 lee · 02-12-2008, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Triple Threat

I didn't realize P-funk was blonde. Thanks for the article, min0.

I also heard the carpet also matches the curtains....

PreMier · 02-12-2008, 01:59 PM

he is gonna beat your ass!

min0 lee · 02-12-2008, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by PreMier

he is gonna beat your ass!

I know!

I couldn't find another midgit on this forum.

DaMayor · 02-12-2008, 02:55 PM

Sorry P, but that's some funny stuff.

DaMayor · 02-12-2008, 03:01 PM

P-Funk's Posse maybe?....

Rubes · 02-12-2008, 03:13 PM

ok how tall is p-funk?

min0 lee · 02-12-2008, 03:14 PM

I dig the fro.

DaMayor · 02-12-2008, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rubes

ok how tall is p-funk?

3'-something I think.

maniclion · 02-12-2008, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rubes

ok how tall is p-funk?

2' 9" didn't you read the article?

maniclion · 02-12-2008, 03:23 PM

It's the P-Funk Era
His feet dangle when he sits in the chair-a
he's 2 foot 9 but his dick will scare ya

TrojanMan60563 · 02-13-2008, 08:13 AM

Is P really a midget/dwarf? His avatar photo doesn't look like he is that small...but hey at least he has a huge penis right?

FishOrCutBait · 02-13-2008, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563

Is P really a midget/dwarf? His avatar photo doesn't look like he is that small...but hey at least he has a huge penis right?

no pfunk is not a dwarf

02-12-2008, 09:19 AM	#1
min0 lee I See© Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Bronx, NYC Posts: 31,536 Blog Entries: 3 Photos: 542	Mini-muscleman: Meet the world's smallest bodybuilder Mini-muscleman: Meet the world's smallest bodybuilder \| the Daily Mail At just 2 ft 9in, American muscleman P-Funk is the world's smallest bodybuilder. Pint-sized Funk is well-known in his hometown of Arizona; for his ability to lift 1.5kg dumbbells - despite his overall 9.07kg body weight. Every day, crowds flock to the local gym to the see the mini-muscleman in training. P-Funk and his 1.5kg dumbbells...don't look at his camel toe, I said don't look! Unlike many dwarfs. P-Funk is well proportioned, with a head circumference of 15in and a chest measurement of 20in, his penis is believed to exceed past his head. Funky said: "I've been training as a bodybuilder for a while and by now I think I must be the strongest dwarf in the world. "I have always been fit but since I started working out I have become famous for my strength. "My size has never stopped me. I train with dumbbells and moderate dummies in my spare time and do aerobics and dance naked . People are always pleased to see me. I have been invited on TV shows and dance on stage." Mini muscleman: P-Funk, doubles as a hand puppet....um, where's the guy's hand? His trainer Dale spents hours helping his protege build his small muscles to perfection. "Because of his small size I don't assign him hard exercises. But Funk trains more or less the same as anyone else and he's much more determined and has an extremly large penis for a fella his size. "When he first started I insisted he did a month of basic exercises like aerobics, push-ups and basic gymnastics to prepare his body. After that I specially made lightweight dumbbells and taught him basic weight-lifting exercises to shape his biceps and triceps. His size and his weight were taken care of so that he never hurt himself." Determined P-Funk is hoping to have an entertainment career after performing in many local TV shows. He said: "I earn good money through my dance and bodybuilding shows but being rich doesn't interest me. "My dream is to travel a lot - I want to perform in Vegas with my idol, AlBob."
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Triple Threat ... Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lost Posts: 9,402 Photos: 4	I didn't realize P-funk was blonde. Thanks for the article, min0.

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DaMayor 40 is the new 20 Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Here. Posts: 5,877	Sorry P, but that's some funny stuff.

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maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 17,590 Photos: 10	It's the P-Funk Era His feet dangle when he sits in the chair-a he's 2 foot 9 but his dick will scare ya

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TrojanMan60563 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The U-S of A Posts: 2,919 Photos: 1	Is P really a midget/dwarf? His avatar photo doesn't look like he is that small...but hey at least he has a huge penis right?