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02-12-2008, 09:19 AM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Mini-muscleman: Meet the world's smallest bodybuilder
Mini-muscleman: Meet the world's smallest bodybuilder | the Daily Mail
At just 2 ft 9in, American muscleman P-Funk is the world's smallest bodybuilder.
Pint-sized Funk is well-known in his hometown of Arizona; for his ability to lift 1.5kg dumbbells - despite his overall 9.07kg body weight.
Every day, crowds flock to the local gym to the see the mini-muscleman in training.
P-Funk and his 1.5kg dumbbells...don't look at his camel toe, I said don't look!
Unlike many dwarfs. P-Funk is well proportioned, with a head circumference of 15in and a chest measurement of 20in, his penis is believed to exceed past his head.
Funky said: "I've been training as a bodybuilder for a while and by now I think I must be the strongest dwarf in the world.
"I have always been fit but since I started working out I have become famous for my strength. "My size has never stopped me. I train with dumbbells and moderate dummies in my spare time and do aerobics and dance naked . People are always pleased to see me. I have been invited on TV shows and dance on stage."
Mini muscleman: P-Funk, doubles as a hand puppet....um, where's the guy's hand?
His trainer Dale spents hours helping his protege build his small muscles to perfection.
"Because of his small size I don't assign him hard exercises. But Funk trains more or less the same as anyone else and he's much more determined and has an extremly large penis for a fella his size. "When he first started I insisted he did a month of basic exercises like aerobics, push-ups and basic gymnastics to prepare his body.
After that I specially made lightweight dumbbells and taught him basic weight-lifting exercises to shape his biceps and triceps. His size and his weight were taken care of so that he never hurt himself."
Determined P-Funk is hoping to have an entertainment career after performing in many local TV shows.
He said: "I earn good money through my dance and bodybuilding shows but being rich doesn't interest me. "My dream is to travel a lot - I want to perform in Vegas with my idol, AlBob."
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02-12-2008, 10:08 AM #2End of the world ELITE MEMBER
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I also heard the carpet also matches the curtains....
Originally Posted by Triple Threat
I didn't realize P-funk was blonde. Thanks for the article, min0.
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02-12-2008, 01:59 PM #4happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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he is gonna beat your ass!
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I know! Originally Posted by PreMier
he is gonna beat your ass!
I couldn't find another midgit on this forum.
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Sorry P, but that's some funny stuff.
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P-Funk's Posse maybe?....
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02-12-2008, 03:13 PM #8your sisters better
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ok how tall is p-funk?
5'7" 173lbsl squat:365x2 11/19/07 bench 225x3 1/11/08
40 time: 4.51sec march 10th 07
38" vertical
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I dig the fro.
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Originally Posted by Rubes
3'-something I think.
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02-12-2008, 03:22 PM #11Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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2' 9" didn't you read the article? Originally Posted by Rubes
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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02-12-2008, 03:23 PM #12Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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It's the P-Funk Era
His feet dangle when he sits in the chair-a
he's 2 foot 9 but his dick will scare yaCoarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Is P really a midget/dwarf? His avatar photo doesn't look like he is that small...but hey at least he has a huge penis right?
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no pfunk is not a dwarf Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563
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