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    Mini-muscleman: Meet the world's smallest bodybuilder

    Mini-muscleman: Meet the world's smallest bodybuilder | the Daily Mail


    At just 2 ft 9in, American muscleman P-Funk is the world's smallest bodybuilder.


    Pint-sized Funk is well-known in his hometown of Arizona; for his ability to lift 1.5kg dumbbells - despite his overall 9.07kg body weight.
    Every day, crowds flock to the local gym to the see the mini-muscleman in training.


    P-Funk and his 1.5kg dumbbells...don't look at his camel toe, I said don't look!


    Unlike many dwarfs. P-Funk is well proportioned, with a head circumference of 15in and a chest measurement of 20in, his penis is believed to exceed past his head.

    Funky said: "I've been training as a bodybuilder for a while and by now I think I must be the strongest dwarf in the world.
    "I have always been fit but since I started working out I have become famous for my strength. "My size has never stopped me. I train with dumbbells and moderate dummies in my spare time and do aerobics and dance naked . People are always pleased to see me. I have been invited on TV shows and dance on stage."



    Mini muscleman: P-Funk, doubles as a hand puppet....um, where's the guy's hand?


    His trainer Dale spents hours helping his protege build his small muscles to perfection.
    "Because of his small size I don't assign him hard exercises. But Funk trains more or less the same as anyone else and he's much more determined and has an extremly large penis for a fella his size. "When he first started I insisted he did a month of basic exercises like aerobics, push-ups and basic gymnastics to prepare his body.

    After that I specially made lightweight dumbbells and taught him basic weight-lifting exercises to shape his biceps and triceps. His size and his weight were taken care of so that he never hurt himself."

    Determined P-Funk is hoping to have an entertainment career after performing in many local TV shows.
    He said: "I earn good money through my dance and bodybuilding shows but being rich doesn't interest me. "My dream is to travel a lot - I want to perform in Vegas with my idol, AlBob."


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    I didn't realize P-funk was blonde. Thanks for the article, min0.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple Threat View Post
    I didn't realize P-funk was blonde. Thanks for the article, min0.
    I also heard the carpet also matches the curtains....

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    he is gonna beat your ass!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier View Post
    he is gonna beat your ass!
    I know!

    I couldn't find another midgit on this forum.

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    Sorry P, but that's some funny stuff.

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    P-Funk's Posse maybe?....


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    ok how tall is p-funk?
    5'7" 173lbsl squat:365x2 11/19/07 bench 225x3 1/11/08
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    38" vertical

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    I dig the fro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubes View Post
    ok how tall is p-funk?



    3'-something I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubes View Post
    ok how tall is p-funk?
    2' 9" didn't you read the article?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    It's the P-Funk Era
    His feet dangle when he sits in the chair-a
    he's 2 foot 9 but his dick will scare ya
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Is P really a midget/dwarf? His avatar photo doesn't look like he is that small...but hey at least he has a huge penis right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563 View Post
    Is P really a midget/dwarf? His avatar photo doesn't look like he is that small...but hey at least he has a huge penis right?
    no pfunk is not a dwarf
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