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    Happy Spendwaytoomuchmoneyforass Day

    Happy Valentine's Day all. I for one have again spent entirely too much money on "stuff".


    Okay, who's gettin' laid?

    Ladies first.

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    Not me, I left my Gf on valentines day.

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    A very contrived day that has men trying to make up for being assholes all year long.

    So yea, it cost me a pretty penny.

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    Pretty pathetic that you try to buy ur ckicks gratitude.

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    I just got her a card... That's all she is gonna get

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    It's the only way to get sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    I just got her a card... That's all she is gonna get
    Same here.

    We just spent a week and a half on vacation in Dec, and had to replace a bed and a dryer. Money doesn't grow on trees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by largepkg View Post
    It's the only way to get sex.
    Then you need to find someone else to have sex with

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    we're getting ready to go buy chocolate. if vanity n i lived together i'd make him a chocolate cheesecake.

    Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!






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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    I just got her a card... That's all she is gonna get
    Young response....not laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple Threat View Post
    Same here.

    We just spent a week and a half on vacation in Dec, and had to replace a bed and a dryer. Money doesn't grow on trees.

    More mature response......too broke to get laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    we're getting ready to go buy chocolate. if vanity n i lived together i'd make him a chocolate cheesecake.
    No need to get laid....she has chocolate.


    who's vanity?

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    Nothing, but I thing she bought jewelry twice this month already...but she got me a juicy couture wallet cause it had a lion on it and a blanket with lions on it...
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Nothing, but I thing she bought jewelry twice this month already...but she got me a juicy couture wallet cause it had a lion on it and a blanket with lions on it...
    Not getting any play, but he has a nice wallet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
    Not getting any play, but he has a nice wallet.
    Got play this morning, wallet is very thin....

    Me and Linda, my girl, have a very unconventional relationship we don't expect gifts from one another during set holidays, we do special things for each other all throughout the year why limit being excellent unto one another to just the few times everyone else does when we can several more times than normal.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    That's cool.

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    My wife loaded me up with gifts so she could get lucky! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
    No need to get laid....she has chocolate.


    who's vanity?


    Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!






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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
    Young response....not laid.
    No, he wasn't stupid enough to get married. now he's not tied down. where have u been the last couple years Mayor?
    Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.

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    Nobody spent shit on me.......but I didnt either, oh well
    "Love to be real, it must cost- it must hurt- it must empty us of self."
    - Mother Teresa

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    i bought Tyler some toys and Tess chocolate

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
    No need to get laid....she has chocolate.
    who's vanity?
    Internet BF

    Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
    Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!



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    I bought a card, Hallmark, $3.29

    And yes, she's coming over to "take care" of me, because of it, and all the "everyday" great things I do.


    Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
    Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!



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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    I bought a card, Hallmark, $3.29
    My grandfather used to pick out the most beautiful touching cards for my grandmother. She was his sweetheart 'till he died and she never remarried. I have some of those cards now and it's pretty sweet to remember hearing how he'd search and search 'till he found just the right one.

    Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!






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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    My grandfather used to pick out the most beautiful touching cards for my grandmother. She was his sweetheart 'till he died and she never remarried. I have some of those cards now and it's pretty sweet to remember hearing how he'd search and search 'till he found just the right one.
    Yeah I must have looked for almost six minutes! -

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    Yeah I must have looked for almost six minutes! -
    that's ok. that's probably how long the sex will last

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    that's ok. that's probably how long the sex will last
    until I decide to finish warming up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    that's ok. that's probably how long the sex will last
    If that's the norm for you, you are getting gypped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    that's ok. that's probably how long the sex will last

    Ouch! *high five to littlewing*

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    I've been on this crazy strict low-carb diet......so my wife gets me an ice cream cake! Me thinks she's trying to sabotage my efforts.
    Then she gets mad at me when I say I'll have to wait a couple of days before I can even think about eating the crap...er, I mean cake.

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