Blockades That Can Stop You From Reaching Your Goals

**nartic** · 02-20-2008, 04:16 AM

1: The opposite sex, example: When your doing your workout in the gym an you have that one female or male that will do there exercises an show some cleavage.
2: Friends: Not your workout Buddy's but the ones that are your age an always want to show you off to there friends an try to get you to drink an smoke with them, what do they think you can sit on your ass all day an have a great body? That takes time an effort.
3: Depression: Things are not going well example: A loved one dies, use that depression to spur you on don't let anything get in your way I know that sounds heartless but you have to stick with it to accomplish your goals you only live once.
4: Strong Will: Being able to stay on the path you have created yeah there will be pot holes an hills but that will prepare you for whats to come.
5: Bull sh*ters: Those people that go to the gym but talk on the cell an barely do a set an then leave the gym an hour later messing up your whole workout.

These are only some of the things I have learned through my experiences. Feel free to add onto it.

**IRM** · 02-20-2008, 03:48 PM

6: Lists that don't quite make sense: These tend to sap my Strong Will and lead to Depression.

**Mista** · 02-20-2008, 04:19 PM

Girlfriends that say they wont stay over if you go to gym.

**DaMayor** · 02-20-2008, 04:24 PM

Gremlins.

**kiko** · 02-20-2008, 06:05 PM

The fear of genital shrinkage.

**DaMayor** · 02-20-2008, 06:09 PM

hemmeroids
flatulence
evil wizards

**nartic** · 02-20-2008, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by kiko

The fear of genital shrinkage.

**Little Wing** · 02-20-2008, 08:26 PM

depression has knocked me off track for most of the last year. i get brief periods of reprieve from it and get sunk by it all over again. but i see depression as a sign you need to fix what's wrong so hopefully along the path of making the changes i need to i'll get rid of the "i can't want to care" about bb too.

**Rubes** · 02-20-2008, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by DaMayor

evil wizards

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

sometime later...

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

**Hoglander** · 02-20-2008, 08:30 PM

Exercise is good for depression, LW.

**Little Wing** · 02-20-2008, 09:23 PM

Originally Posted by Hoglander

Exercise is good for depression, LW.

so true.

**captaincaberman** · 02-21-2008, 04:06 AM

Holidays, not for the food but places closing early and all the traveling.

**DaMayor** · 02-21-2008, 09:49 AM

*Waking up next to your trainer.....Bob. (According to DOMS)
*Natural disasters.....like my metabolism
*Fashion Faux Pas....spandex drawers, bad do~rags, etc.
*Penile Atrophy (continuation of genital shrinkage phobia)
*Seeing Bob at the gym
*The chick in a body suit whoasks to "work in" with you right when you're maxing out on seated rows. (this actually happpened, which is why I'm still fat to this day)
*Depression because you couldn't do the chick in a body suit due to your recent penile atrophy.
*Drinking too much at the Hitler Party.

**maniclion** · 02-21-2008, 02:54 PM

The Armada's made it difficult for me pirate maties way back, then during prohibition the law tried to blockade me and my rum runners but we was too fast for them.....when I was in the Persian Gulf my duties were to help blockade Iraq from getting stuff, some times when we'd pull into port there there'd be so few girls you try talking to one and end up getting cock blockaded by 20 other dudes.....

**DaMayor** · 02-21-2008, 02:57 PM

LOL....I was thinking more along the lines of "OBSTACLES" myself.

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