Thread: What would the punishment be...

Slap on the wrist. Community service and probation assuming you have no priors.

Are you posting this from jail?

Something like this?

Originally Posted by largepkg

Slap on the wrist. Community service and probation assuming you have no priors.

So you don't think the University would get involved?

Originally Posted by Gazhole

Are you posting this from jail?

Thankfully, no.

Originally Posted by DOMS

Something like this?

Precisely.

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

So you don't think the University would get involved?

Well I didn't realize you were a student. Assuming you're a student and you did this during a school sanctioned event then yeah they would string you up by your nut sack and let midgets beat you with whiffle ball bats.

suspension/expulsion. not worth it imo..

Well, thats all I needed to know. Thanks.

Depends, if the judge is a closet fag he'll throw the book at you so he looks like he's not impressed when actually he had the video on loop in his chambers just minutes before the hearing....If he is comfortable with his sexuality and not a super-moral person and realizes that running naked on the court is far less serious than starting a riot in the stands he'll probably be lenient. If his is out right gay he'll probably give you a slap and tickle.....

Or you may be sentenced to a co-ed prison with this creature....

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

if I were to streak and run on the court at last nights game?

I had the floor seats and we got talking about it last night.

Forget expulsion, or even jail time.......Its worse that every girl at your university will know the size of your manhood ( assuming is not impressive) and you will be judged by it before you get to know any chick there. Now if your above average I say go for it, youll probably get laid the day after you get out of jail

Depends if they think it's funny, heh.

Originally Posted by maniclion

Depends, if the judge is a closet fag he'll throw the book at you so he looks like he's not impressed when actually he had the video on loop in his chambers just minutes before the hearing....If he is comfortable with his sexuality and not a super-moral person and realizes that running naked on the court is far less serious than starting a riot in the stands he'll probably be lenient. If his is out right gay he'll probably give you a slap and tickle.....

I like this take.

There have been more school shootings on college campuses in the last year than there has been people streaking.

How could you, as the person who hands out the punishment, possibly do that to some kid who was looking for laughs?

Originally Posted by HialeahChico305

Forget expulsion, or even jail time.......Its worse that every girl at your university will know the size of your manhood ( assuming is not impressive) and you will be judged by it before you get to know any chick there. Now if your above average I say go for it, youll probably get laid the day after you get out of jail

Small cock or not, it takes great big balls to do such a thing.

Plus, I'd get to touch Erin Andrews butt.

Isn't streaking a sexual offense? I wouldn't want to be branded as a sexual offender for running around in the buff

Originally Posted by bigss75

Isn't streaking a sexual offense? I wouldn't want to be branded as a sexual offender for running around in the buff

depends on where you are; some places are okay with public nudity - i've seen naked runners on 10 degree nights in vermont (i assumed they were totally insane, of course, there are some places on the body where no one wants frostbite). in other places, yeah, it is considered a sex crime of a fashion

depends, is your team winning the game? if they are winning they are gonna be pissed because you will hold up the game. if they are losing you might get the whole crowd back into it and help your team out.

what dedication.