Thread: do real breasts look funny now that we see so many fake ones nsfw

Originally Posted by DaMayor

My big problem? Spitting.

Too much anal -

Originally Posted by Little Wing

it really bothers me in porn when a woman is making all these loud noises like oh god that feels so good i'm coming and the guy hasn't gone anywhere near her clit. then guys think that works.

So you've never had an orgasm with just touching or ever 4 play? News flash, you don't have to "hit the clit" everytime for a girl to have an orgasm. I mean, I know your a female and all and you should know what a woman wants and needs to climax, but you're not every woman! I've been with women where all I did was suck on her ear and neck and rub the outside of her clothes and she came... I never even touched her clit! Penetration and "hittin' the clit" isn't the only way to get a girl off! Maybe the only way to get you off, but not every other girl!

My boobs aren't fake, but I'm fortunate enough to have them still perky. Everyone thinks their fake which is mega gay since so many people are just used to fake boooobs

Originally Posted by tryn2getbig

So you've never had an orgasm with just touching or ever 4 play? News flash, you don't have to "hit the clit" everytime for a girl to have an orgasm. I mean, I know your a female and all and you should know what a woman wants and needs to climax, but you're not every woman! I've been with women where all I did was suck on her ear and neck and rub the outside of her clothes and she came... I never even touched her clit! Penetration and "hittin' the clit" isn't the only way to get a girl off! Maybe the only way to get you off, but not every other girl!

yes i'm aware that's true but trust me at 47 you've had time to hear a lot of women talk and the amount of guys out there you have to point out where the love button is to is ridiculous. i've talked to probably a hundred friends, n yea girls talk dirty and in those only two didn't need clitoral stimulation. so making guys think it's okay to just ignore that is stupid. the clit is like a little cock, yes even the ones you can barely see, in fact if we had become male not female it would have developed into one. if i fucked you in the ass without touching your cock you'd probably cum whether you wanted to or not, does that mean porn where women never touched a guys cock would be fine by you? in a lot of years of sex i've had 3 non clitoral orgasms. a guy thinking he can ignore that is like "hey lets all quit our jobs cuz joe here won the lottery, the lottery's the way to go. jobs aren't really important". yea you might win but it really isn't very likely neither is finding a guy that doesn't want his cock touched or a girl who wouldn't be happier if you knew how to play the clit.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

yes i'm aware that's true but trust me at 47 you've had time to hear a lot of women talk and the amount of guys out there you have to point out where the love button is to is ridiculous. i've talked to probably a hundred friends, n yea girls talk dirty and in those only two didn't need clitoral stimulation. so making guys think it's okay to just ignore that is stupid. the clit is like a little cock, yes even the ones you can barely see, in fact if we had become male not female it would have developed into one. if i fucked you in the ass without touching your cock you'd probably cum whether you wanted to or not, does that mean porn where women never touched a guys cock would be fine by you? in a lot of years of sex i've had 3 non clitoral orgasms. a guy thinking he can ignore that is like "hey lets all quit our jobs cuz joe here won the lottery, the lottery's the way to go. jobs aren't really important". yea you might win but it really isn't very likely neither is finding a guy that doesn't want his cock touched or a girl who wouldn't be happier if you knew how to play the clit.

Are you the recent victim of an inadequate sexual experience? If that is the case then instead of complaining that guys, in today’s world, are so horrible at sex due to the poor instruction that is being offered by some of the finer, or “B� rated, porn you should instead grab that bull by the horns, slap it around a bit and say, “Listen bitch… This is what I want and this is what you’re going to give me! COMPRENDA!?!� Either that or grab the camcorder, pull out the ol’ Va-Jay-Jay, spread your legs and offer up step-by-step instructions (either written on cue cards or via Macromedia Flash, whatever works for you.) on how to really work a woman’s clit and how to make her squirm and squirt all over you, and then upload it to YouTube and MySpace. In a week you will have thousands and thousands of emails from many, many satisfied and pleased women thanking you for teaching their man what needs to be done!!! If that doesn’t work then you can always go on Jerry Springer or Howard Stern as I’m sure that either one of them would welcome you with open arms.

And you look NOTHING like a 47 year old woman! If you really are 47, you pull it off nicely! Baring those are your real pictures on your profile and all! And if you did have a poor sexual experience just recently then I’m sorry for that! Not all guys are like that one!!!

Originally Posted by tryn2getbig

Are you the recent victim of an inadequate sexual experience? If that is the case then instead of complaining that guys, in today’s world, are so horrible at sex due to the poor instruction that is being offered by some of the finer, or “B� rated, porn you should instead grab that bull by the horns, slap it around a bit and say, “Listen bitch… This is what I want and this is what you’re going to give me! COMPRENDA!?!� Either that or grab the camcorder, pull out the ol’ Va-Jay-Jay, spread your legs and offer up step-by-step instructions (either written on cue cards or via Macromedia Flash, whatever works for you.) on how to really work a woman’s clit and how to make her squirm and squirt all over you, and then upload it to YouTube and MySpace. In a week you will have thousands and thousands of emails from many, many satisfied and pleased women thanking you for teaching their man what needs to be done!!! If that doesn’t work then you can always go on Jerry Springer or Howard Stern as I’m sure that either one of them would welcome you with open arms.

And you look NOTHING like a 47 year old woman! If you really are 47, you pull it off nicely! Baring those are your real pictures on your profile and all! And if you did have a poor sexual experience just recently then I’m sorry for that! Not all guys are like that one!!!

i haven't had sex in over 3 years and i've gotten to know my boyfriend well enough so trust me a three inch dick wouldn't matter. and yes i'm sure because my 1st husband didn't have much more than that but he made up for it beautifully with technique. i never had any problem teaching a guy to be a good lover and find most guys appreciate the chance to learn and feel like king kong once they know they can ring your bells. but i know many many many females who suffer in silence thru inadequate sex then discuss the best vibe on the market like it's jesus himself. too bad they don't have the confidence to speak up in bed but i think it does reflect that there are more than a few guys out there with a "how to" deficit. and there are studies that do show porn teaches men to be bad lovers. it's a fact. i like porn i have tons of it and some is very sexy to watch but not a lot i see on it would get me off. the only time you really see REAL female orgasms in porn is in lesbian porn. don't kid yourself otherwise.

Originally Posted by DontStop

My boobs aren't fake, but I'm fortunate enough to have them still perky. Everyone thinks their fake which is mega gay since so many people are just used to fake boooobs

Whats? Who the fuck would say that? Youre young, thats why theyre still perky. Whats really cool is finding nice tits on an older woman thats real.



Ok listen up, I thought about this thread today as I saw some jumbo tits walking by me in school.

I am a tit guy. No, I am an ass guy. No...shit, what am I ? Oh I know, I am a "dont want to find something missing" guy. I think this wont be hard to disagree with either..

I love big tits and a big ass, if both are nice. However, what REALLY counts is if one is good and the other is just ok. Thats still acceptable! The latter is what is just dreadful.

Example..

Jackie-wonderful perfect real C tits. Seriously, I used to make her show them to anyone cuz of how incredible they looked. Guess what, she had NO ass. It was as if she had 2 stilts for legs then a lower back, NO glutes whatsoever. Frankly, it looked quite unattractive, naked or in jeans.

Donna-fucking amazing ass. So tight and smooth, it was admirable to hold during sex or just waiting in line at the DMV. Her chest? HORRIBLE. Jesus, I had to turn her over almost all the time. There was nothing to grab! The epitome of "flat chested." AND, she made me rub her tits during sex. Ugh, why?! Ok, Ill pinch the nipple, boom, done, now let me touch your ass.

Basically, I just dont want something odd. Having a little of both or one more than the other is fine. Having one and NOT the other is just not appealing.

I guess you can compare it to JUST working on upper body and never doing lower body. It just doesnt make sense.

Akira, I think that you are most definitely a tits guy. From my experience, it's really hard to find a pair of really nice tits when the bra comes off. For this reason, I think I appreciate overall physique most and am not picky about boobs (shape trumps size anyday), though I have never been with a really small breasted girl.

But to stay on topic, I don't find fake breasts attractive. I can't help but label the girl a certain type of girl because she felt the need to get breast implants to begin with, plus I just don't think they look right most of the time (though in all fairness I did date a girl with implants briefly and I thought they looked great).

Those girls in the link you posted are top notch; a lot of "perfect bodies" in my opinion.

this thread is WORTHLESS without pictures.

Originally Posted by Medford

this thread is WORTHLESS without pictures.

holy beaver batman

Originally Posted by Little Wing

wouldn't mind being shaped like this

And not a shaved bush in the bunch either. Filthy

I like boobs, don't care if they are fake or not. The problem is, most of the chicks in those pics from the 60s/70s are busted in the face. I require a nice face since that is what I am going to look at. Breast augmentation just allows their to be more women with pretty faces AND big boobs, the 2 required qualities I like in a woman.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

I like boobs, don't care if they are fake or not. The problem is, most of the chicks in those pics from the 60s/70s are busted in the face. I require a nice face since that is what I am going to look at. Breast augmentation just allows their to be more women with pretty faces AND big boobs, the 2 required qualities I like in a woman.

Get ready for an awkward disagreement..

I dont want an ugly face either, but if I had a girl with a nice face and an average chest (B), then Ill prolly find myself looking at other girls' chests a lot more.

When it comes to infidelity, its the body that causes such decisions. Why? Cuz the body releases the most sex appeal, IMO. I honestly wouldnt mind an AVERAGE looking face if she had an incredible body (ass & tits). In fact, that would be the best for me.

Sex Appeal > Beauty They are not =.

Oh! I am gonna try to get my new girl to let me take a picture of her tits. They are Ds, they are real, and they are spectacular. Ill be back if successful.

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Oh! I am gonna try to get my new girl to let me take a picture of her tits. They are Ds, they are real, and they are spectacular. Ill be back if successful.

Let's give Akira a hand folks!!
There goes a brave young man, willing to risk pain in order to give us joy.

Right your name on the boobs to authenticate them.

Writing my name on there would be hard to fool. I figured a night of telling her how good she looks and how she "can be a model" will be a way that shed be ok with it.

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Writing my name on there would be hard to fool. I figured a night of telling her how good she looks and how she "can be a model" will be a way that shed be ok with it.

I see you've done the "I'm talent scout Stick with me kid, I’ll make you a star"

Poor kid, she'll probably be in BangBros.com in the Monster cocks section once your done with her.