Thread: Would you hit Danny?

Originally Posted by P-funk

Danny is smarter than Iain (but not better looking).

Can't have everything. You are all about the looks anyway

danny makes retards look smart.

Danny is so cool people are talking about nipples and gas prices!!

I just can't say enough good things about danny.

Originally Posted by PappaD

Danny is so cool people are talking about nipples and gas prices!!

No kidding. I go to bed, wake up and find that this has turned into the "Rubes' and Chico's first date" thread.



POSITIVE INPUT PEOPLE!

WE NEED DANNY81 HERE!

Okay, here ya go.....

Danny81 is Bi-lingual.

Originally Posted by DaMayor

No kidding. I go to bed, wake up and find that this has turned into the "Rubes' and Chico's first date" thread.



POSITIVE INPUT PEOPLE!

WE NEED DANNY81 HERE!

Okay, here ya go.....

Danny81 is Bi-lingual.

ah its so great to see love in the forum. way to go danny is bringing people together.

Originally Posted by tomuchgear

ah its so great to see love in the forum. way to go danny is bringing people together.

It's more than that. Damayor is gay, and has unrequited love for danny....

nice one goob

The Ballad Of Danny81(To be sung to the tune of Danny Boy)
By Min0ski Leesinski



Oh Danny81, the pipes , the pipes you sucked on are calling
From Glenn to Dave, of which you went down on them by the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.

Oh Danny81, you've long outstayed your welcome.
You've let us down, it's time to pay the price.

I met him in a pub one night
In a crowd of Well-to-do's
He had teeth made out of metal
And a razor on each shoe.
And when he said Top o' the Mornin'
My heart was filled with dread.
Well he said his name was Danny81
So I shot him in the head.

Raise up a cheer and lift your pints
And hold them way up high.
And sing a song of joy beneath the blue sky.
From the glen the pipes are calling,
But he never will reply.
For I buried Danny81 beneath
the statue of George Washingtons fly.

Danny shore does have a purrty mouth.....

Originally Posted by min0 lee

The Ballad Of Danny81(To be sung to the tune of Danny Boy)
By Min0ski Leesinski



Oh Danny81, the pipes , the pipes you sucked on are calling
From Glenn to Dave, of which you went down on them by the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.

Oh Danny81, you've long outstayed your welcome.
You've let us down, it's time to pay the price.

I met him in a pub one night
In a crowd of Well-to-do's
He had teeth made out of metal
And a razor on each shoe.
And when he said Top o' the Mornin'
My heart was filled with dread.
Well he said his name was Danny81
So I shot him in the head.

Raise up a cheer and lift your pints
And hold them way up high.
And sing a song of joy beneath the blue sky.
From the glen the pipes are calling,
But he never will reply.
For I buried Danny81 beneath
the statue of George Washingtons fly.

Originally Posted by goob

Damayor is gay, and has unrequited love for danny....

This is an IM first......allbeit a lame one.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

The Ballad Of Danny81(To be sung to the tune of Danny Boy)
By Min0ski Leesinski



Oh Danny81, the pipes , the pipes you sucked on are calling
From Glenn to Dave, of which you went down on them by the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.

Oh Danny81, you've long outstayed your welcome.
You've let us down, it's time to pay the price.

I met him in a pub one night
In a crowd of Well-to-do's
He had teeth made out of metal
And a razor on each shoe.
And when he said Top o' the Mornin'
My heart was filled with dread.
Well he said his name was Danny81
So I shot him in the head.

Raise up a cheer and lift your pints
And hold them way up high.
And sing a song of joy beneath the blue sky.
From the glen the pipes are calling,
But he never will reply.
For I buried Danny81 beneath
the statue of George Washingtons fly.

Sweet.

is this a first of some one pointing out your obvious love for young e-thugs?

Danny81 and his stepfather both get on a bus, Danny81 spies a pretty young nun. He sits down

next to her, and asks her:



"Can we have sex?"



"No," she replies, "I'm married to God."



She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.



His stepfather, who overheard, turns to Danny81 and says:



"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her."



"Yeah?" says Danny81.



"Yeah!" says his Stepfather.



"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray,

so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that

luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery

claiming to be God."



Danny81 decides to give it a go, and arrives in the cemetery

dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.



"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.



"Have sex with me."



The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself

to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.



'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.



As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.



"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm Danny81!"



"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm your stepfather!"

Originally Posted by DaMayor