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    What if when you went to buy a computer

    You could choose a percentage of the HD to be filled with porn.

    "Give me that computer with 30% of porn. No, make it 60% of porn."

    Would you buy it this way?

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    Do we get to choose the type of porn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Do we get to choose the type of porn?
    This would be only offered in the good stores. Using a very extensive catalogue.
    You could refill once a month in porn booths, they would be available in every corner, shopping centers and supermarkets. But only to the orignal percentage and only that.

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    i prefer to select my own porn. it's really hard to select porn that another person will be as excited about as you are. it's fun to try and to get to know each others tastes but it's a very individualized thing. i think the more you watch the more you pin-point your tastes and the harder it would be for just general porn to suit you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope View Post
    This would be only offered in the good stores. Using a very extensive catalogue.
    You could refill once a month in porn booths, they would be available in every corner, shopping centers and supermarkets. But only to the orignal percentage and only that.

    this sounds ok except you have to be standing there with a salesman revealing what porn you like. i'd find it very hard to tell a stranger what porn i want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    this sounds ok except you have to be standing there with a salesman revealing what porn you like. i'd find it very hard to tell a stranger what porn i want.
    Well I dont think a salesman is necessary, after you select how much of the HD you want for porn, you would go to the porn filling machine and do it alone. You would enter the porn booth and the salesman inside the porn filling machine would be one of those japanese sex dolls. She would have a very nice android voice.
    "What porn do you want? Please select one of the thousands of categories to start. "

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    still easier to dl my own at home. even if something sounds good sometimes only 200mb is good in a 3gb movie. videocharge is a good tool to just keep the parts you like n not waste space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    still easier to dl my own at home. even if something sounds good sometimes only 200mb is good in a 3gb movie. videocharge is a good tool to just keep the parts you like n not waste space.

    I used to save the parts that I liked too. But I deleted it because I never watched them again.
    I know I would use porn filling machines with japanese sexy android sluts. I would always do that, Crono too.

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    How can I trust the company to not put Child porn on my puter?

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    They would hire people like fufu to watch all the movies from all the computers before they leave the store. "fufu seal of approval"

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    Howard Stern had sex with a Realdoll on the air. Now they are working on making them move. Would you go to a bordello stocked with Realdoll androids?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    How can I trust the company to not put Child porn on my puter?

    i thought of that too. of all the crap i've seen online i've been fortunate to not ever see that and i don't want to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    Howard Stern had sex with a Realdoll on the air. Now they are working on making them move. Would you go to a bordello stocked with Realdoll androids?
    I would go there at least to look at it.

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    the dolls look good but the guys on are freaks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope View Post
    They would hire people like fufu to watch all the movies from all the computers before they leave the store. "fufu seal of approval"

    This sounds good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    How can I trust the company to not put Child porn on my puter?
    If you are worried, you would buy only from reputable porn companies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu View Post
    This sounds good.
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    I can't believe you are getting real responses from that question.

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    That might work in Brazil but not the US. The US is full of people who would rather put violent MurderDeathKill videogames in 40-60% of computer hard drives than let a kid see titties, heaven forbid - praise the lord. Just try and do this here and you'll have to answer to the Ugly Women of America Against Pretty Young Beauties League.....not to mention the MPAA Nazi's
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