Reply With QuoteWell Crash hasn't been back since he posted this which I'm betting means he and the little lady made up and they've been having non-stop make-up sex since. Which was the "bitches" intentions the whole time because she knew make-up sex made Crash happier than anything in the world so where you guys saw a jealous girl she was really a calculating lover setting her man up for marathon sex....
My girlfriend... Honestly, what kind of person says this!?
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03-26-2008, 12:18 PM #31Registered User
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Really... what is the next step, knock her up??? That way she can whine and complain that you spend too much time with the kid and that she isn't getting the attention anymore. Then you can really see what she is made of and break up but then you will have child support payments on top of it.
Get out before you get in too deep
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03-26-2008, 12:43 PM #32Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-26-2008, 01:56 PM #33Registered User
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All women are scandalous bitches....remember the 3 f's findem fuckem and forgettem....be a man whore....
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03-26-2008, 04:25 PM #34Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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I hope so but I still didn't get my ski report -
Originally Posted by maniclion
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Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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03-26-2008, 04:26 PM #35Registered User
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Mate, not to be funny but for one, he put this up here for opinions. Originally Posted by maniclion
And number two, anyone who feels jealous about a dead person needs some serious help.
I don't need to know this girl to know she's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.
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03-26-2008, 04:28 PM #36Registered User
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Obviously you just haven't met real women yet... Originally Posted by clayu86
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03-27-2008, 02:33 PM #37Registered User
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sorry about your loss. insecurity sucks
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03-27-2008, 03:56 PM #38Registered User
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it was a joke....I dont really think like that...sorry thought yall could tell. One of the guys on base said something like that jokingly and I referenced it....MORALE SUPPORT BABY!!!! Originally Posted by IceDragon
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03-27-2008, 04:18 PM #39Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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She probably goes for the bad boys, who treat her like dirt and then crys about it to her nerd guy buddies and girlfriends... and then a week later goes out to the club and gets stepped on my another player... Originally Posted by clayu86
and totally loves that vicious cycle of self abuse.
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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03-27-2008, 05:37 PM #40Registered User
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Insecure and jealous. It is seriously a blessing you saw it this way, dump the bitch it is only a sign of what she will be like in the future.
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Actually, there are only so many smiley faces I can put in before I start repeating myself. Originally Posted by clayu86
Plus it was pretty obvious it was a joke. People who know me know I never take shit like that seriously, and I keep forgetting that the peeps who don't really know me yet don't get me.
Yeah, whatever you reckon, mate. I'm too confident to pull that usual bullshit a lot of others do. Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
She probably goes for the bad boys, who treat her like dirt and then crys about it to her nerd guy buddies and girlfriends... and then a week later goes out to the club and gets stepped on my another player...
and totally loves that vicious cycle of self abuse.
Added to that I'm not entirely sane and it's a weird combination...
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03-27-2008, 11:05 PM #42SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by maniclion
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like that happened.
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03-27-2008, 11:17 PM #43Registered Offender
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You should write a eulogy about your girlfriend.
Read it to her, watch her eyes well up with tears, and just as you finish, grab a shovel with one hand and whip out your cock with the other. Then inform her that she has a choice...
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03-27-2008, 11:22 PM #44EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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Hello Crash!!!
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03-27-2008, 11:31 PM #45SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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Thanks everyone for your kind words and honest advice.
Dale, Mudge, Neil, you guys just hace a way with words
Manic, monkey, and Wing, Thanks for being the devil's advocate as well as noble.... Monkey i dont know about the snow; i live in LA now. but since its almost April, it stays groomed for 2 hours in the morning, thens its slush from 10am-3pm, then ice the rest of the time... dress light.
Thanks also to the rest of you for your condolences... I'd share more details about her death but its gruesome and upsetting, so i dont really wanna go into it.230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180
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03-27-2008, 11:32 PM #46SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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Hey you lurker! Originally Posted by david
Hello Crash!!!
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03-27-2008, 11:34 PM #47SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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Oh, and thank you Icedragon for your words; they meant a lot coming from a female.
... unless thats your GF in your avatar and you are a guy, in that case, good catch!
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03-28-2008, 03:24 AM #48Registered User
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LOL I'm definitely female, or at least I was the last time I checked. Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
Oh, and thank you Icedragon for your words; they meant a lot coming from a female. ... unless thats your GF in your avatar and you are a guy, in that case, good catch!
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03-28-2008, 03:35 AM #49Registered User
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Originally Posted by IceDragon
Can I check?
You know just to make sure and all...
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Weird, I have that same problem... Originally Posted by IceDragon
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Originally Posted by A Black Guy
Brilliant. Classic ABG.
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03-28-2008, 05:43 PM #53EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
I'm not a lurker! I've been religiously posting these days! Scary, huh?
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03-29-2008, 07:39 AM #54Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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RU LA proper or OC? Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
Thanks everyone for your kind words and honest advice.
Dale, Mudge, Neil, you guys just hace a way with words
Manic, monkey, and Wing, Thanks for being the devil's advocate as well as noble.... Monkey i dont know about the snow; i live in LA now. but since its almost April, it stays groomed for 2 hours in the morning, thens its slush from 10am-3pm, then ice the rest of the time... dress light.
Thanks also to the rest of you for your condolences... I'd share more details about her death but its gruesome and upsetting, so i dont really wanna go into it.
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
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03-31-2008, 04:49 AM #55Monochromatic Bunny
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At least now everytime she complains about something you could say:
"Miss eulogy is mad now" then roll your eyes like this
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03-31-2008, 10:31 AM #56SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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A block from UCLA, whats that?... I'm a mountian man. Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
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