My girlfriend... Honestly, what kind of person says this!?

NeilPearson · 03-26-2008, 12:18 PM

Really... what is the next step, knock her up??? That way she can whine and complain that you spend too much time with the kid and that she isn't getting the attention anymore. Then you can really see what she is made of and break up but then you will have child support payments on top of it.

Get out before you get in too deep

maniclion · 03-26-2008, 12:43 PM

Well Crash hasn't been back since he posted this which I'm betting means he and the little lady made up and they've been having non-stop make-up sex since. Which was the "bitches" intentions the whole time because she knew make-up sex made Crash happier than anything in the world so where you guys saw a jealous girl she was really a calculating lover setting her man up for marathon sex....

clayu86 · 03-26-2008, 01:56 PM

All women are scandalous bitches....remember the 3 f's findem fuckem and forgettem....be a man whore....

The Monkey Man · 03-26-2008, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

Well Crash hasn't been back since he posted this which I'm betting means he and the little lady made up and they've been having non-stop make-up sex since. Which was the "bitches" intentions the whole time because she knew make-up sex made Crash happier than anything in the world so where you guys saw a jealous girl she was really a calculating lover setting her man up for marathon sex....

I hope so but I still didn't get my ski report -

bigbearweather.com & bensweather.com

IceDragon · 03-26-2008, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

A lot of you guys are being very vicious about a girl you barely know a thing about. How do you know she doesn't have some issues in her life that make her feel alienated when a situation like this pops up?

Mate, not to be funny but for one, he put this up here for opinions.

And number two, anyone who feels jealous about a dead person needs some serious help.

I don't need to know this girl to know she's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.

IceDragon · 03-26-2008, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by clayu86

All women are scandalous bitches....remember the 3 f's findem fuckem and forgettem....be a man whore....

Obviously you just haven't met real women yet...

FitnessRubber · 03-27-2008, 02:33 PM

sorry about your loss. insecurity sucks

clayu86 · 03-27-2008, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by IceDragon

Obviously you just haven't met real women yet...

it was a joke....I dont really think like that...sorry thought yall could tell. One of the guys on base said something like that jokingly and I referenced it....MORALE SUPPORT BABY!!!!

The Monkey Man · 03-27-2008, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by clayu86

it was a joke....I dont really think like that...sorry thought yall could tell. One of the guys on base said something like that jokingly and I referenced it....MORALE SUPPORT BABY!!!!

She probably goes for the bad boys, who treat her like dirt and then crys about it to her nerd guy buddies and girlfriends... and then a week later goes out to the club and gets stepped on my another player...
and totally loves that vicious cycle of self abuse.

fUnc17 · 03-27-2008, 05:37 PM

Insecure and jealous. It is seriously a blessing you saw it this way, dump the bitch it is only a sign of what she will be like in the future.

IceDragon · 03-27-2008, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by clayu86

it was a joke....I dont really think like that...sorry thought yall could tell. One of the guys on base said something like that jokingly and I referenced it....MORALE SUPPORT BABY!!!!

Actually, there are only so many smiley faces I can put in before I start repeating myself.

Plus it was pretty obvious it was a joke. People who know me know I never take shit like that seriously, and I keep forgetting that the peeps who don't really know me yet don't get me.

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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

She probably goes for the bad boys, who treat her like dirt and then crys about it to her nerd guy buddies and girlfriends... and then a week later goes out to the club and gets stepped on my another player...
and totally loves that vicious cycle of self abuse.

Yeah, whatever you reckon, mate. I'm too confident to pull that usual bullshit a lot of others do.

Added to that I'm not entirely sane and it's a weird combination...

CRASHMAN · 03-27-2008, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

Well ... I'm betting means he and the little lady made up and they've been having non-stop make-up sex since. Which was the "bitches" intentions the whole time because she knew make-up sex made Crash happier than anything in the world so where you guys saw a jealous girl she was really a calculating lover setting her man up for marathon sex....

....

like that happened.

A Black Guy · 03-27-2008, 11:17 PM

You should write a eulogy about your girlfriend.

Read it to her, watch her eyes well up with tears, and just as you finish, grab a shovel with one hand and whip out your cock with the other. Then inform her that she has a choice...

david · 03-27-2008, 11:22 PM

Hello Crash!!!

CRASHMAN · 03-27-2008, 11:31 PM

Thanks everyone for your kind words and honest advice.

Dale, Mudge, Neil, you guys just hace a way with words

Manic, monkey, and Wing, Thanks for being the devil's advocate as well as noble.... Monkey i dont know about the snow; i live in LA now.

but since its almost April, it stays groomed for 2 hours in the morning, thens its slush from 10am-3pm, then ice the rest of the time... dress light.

Thanks also to the rest of you for your condolences... I'd share more details about her death but its gruesome and upsetting, so i dont really wanna go into it.

CRASHMAN · 03-27-2008, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by david

Hello Crash!!!

Hey you lurker!

CRASHMAN · 03-27-2008, 11:34 PM

Oh, and thank you Icedragon for your words; they meant a lot coming from a female.

... unless thats your GF in your avatar and you are a guy, in that case, good catch!

IceDragon · 03-28-2008, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by CRASHMAN

Oh, and thank you Icedragon for your words; they meant a lot coming from a female.

... unless thats your GF in your avatar and you are a guy, in that case, good catch!

LOL I'm definitely female, or at least I was the last time I checked.

NeilPearson · 03-28-2008, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by IceDragon

LOL I'm definitely female, or at least I was the last time I checked.

Can I check?

You know just to make sure and all...

CRASHMAN · 03-28-2008, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by IceDragon

LOL I'm definitely female, or at least I was the last time I checked.

Weird, I have that same problem...

catfight · 03-28-2008, 07:59 AM

goob · 03-28-2008, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by A Black Guy

You should write a eulogy about your girlfriend.

Read it to her, watch her eyes well up with tears, and just as you finish, grab a shovel with one hand and whip out your cock with the other. Then inform her that she has a choice...

Brilliant. Classic ABG.

david · 03-28-2008, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CRASHMAN

Hey you lurker!

I'm not a lurker! I've been religiously posting these days! Scary, huh?

The Monkey Man · 03-29-2008, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CRASHMAN

Thanks everyone for your kind words and honest advice.

Dale, Mudge, Neil, you guys just hace a way with words

Manic, monkey, and Wing, Thanks for being the devil's advocate as well as noble.... Monkey i dont know about the snow; i live in LA now.

but since its almost April, it stays groomed for 2 hours in the morning, thens its slush from 10am-3pm, then ice the rest of the time... dress light.

Thanks also to the rest of you for your condolences... I'd share more details about her death but its gruesome and upsetting, so i dont really wanna go into it.

RU LA proper or OC?

Vieope · 03-31-2008, 04:49 AM

At least now everytime she complains about something you could say:
"Miss eulogy is mad now" then roll your eyes like this

CRASHMAN · 03-31-2008, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

RU LA proper or OC?

A block from UCLA, whats that?... I'm a mountian man.

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NeilPearson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 2,197	BODYBUILDING SUPPLEMENTS High Quality Supplements For Bodybuilders and Athletes. www.ironmaglabs.com Really... what is the next step, knock her up??? That way she can whine and complain that you spend too much time with the kid and that she isn't getting the attention anymore. Then you can really see what she is made of and break up but then you will have child support payments on top of it. Get out before you get in too deep

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CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	Thanks everyone for your kind words and honest advice. Dale, Mudge, Neil, you guys just hace a way with words Manic, monkey, and Wing, Thanks for being the devil's advocate as well as noble.... Monkey i dont know about the snow; i live in LA now. but since its almost April, it stays groomed for 2 hours in the morning, thens its slush from 10am-3pm, then ice the rest of the time... dress light. Thanks also to the rest of you for your condolences... I'd share more details about her death but its gruesome and upsetting, so i dont really wanna go into it.
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CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	Oh, and thank you Icedragon for your words; they meant a lot coming from a female. ... unless thats your GF in your avatar and you are a guy, in that case, good catch!
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