Reply With QuoteI used to rent a lot of cheesy kung-fu films as a kid. I know that list could be a lot longer.....
List Of Actual Subtitles Used In Films Made In Hong Kong
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03-26-2008, 07:06 PM #1Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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List Of Actual Subtitles Used In Films Made In Hong Kong
List Of Actual Subtitles Used In Films Made In Hongkong
I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
Gun wounds again?
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
You daring lousy guy.
Beat him out of recognizable shape!
I have been scared shitless too much lately.
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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03-26-2008, 08:30 PM #2Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-26-2008, 11:40 PM #3Registered User
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Damn, some of that is hilarious.
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03-27-2008, 09:18 AM #4fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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lawl!!!!!
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03-27-2008, 12:35 PM #5Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i read these a few times. i can't even pick a favorite.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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03-27-2008, 12:37 PM #6Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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Priceless...
Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
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03-27-2008, 01:04 PM #7Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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"I want you to try the taste of danger. I won't open the door for you…"
"Bitch! Open the door or I will break your tits!"
“Your spear is useless... You better use it for mixing excretory.”
“Now I feel flatulent, and you did it.”
“My innards have all been disturbed by him.”
“That may disarray my intestines.”
“I please your uterus. You kiss my toes. It’s fair.”
“This is the Martial Arts Competition, not a place for fighting!”Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-27-2008, 01:56 PM #8Amor Fati
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Those crazy chinese!
*Runs and hides from KentDog*
Don't accept thick pores!"The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate
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03-27-2008, 04:21 PM #9Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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I would like to hear the original american lines before those sad translations...
Just to see HOW twisted they got it
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
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03-27-2008, 08:46 PM #10Yuppie
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lol, oh man this stuff is great; I love finding this kind of thing. You guys should see some of the knockoff clothing they have overseas. "Nikee," "Bolo" (Polo), etc.. I couldn't stop laughing the first time I saw people wearing them. I will have to find some to bring back next time I go.
Originally Posted by Yanick
I have always found foreign movie subtitles to be hilarious, especially when they have the main badass characters talking trash to each other and then whoever did the subs have them talking like little kids would at recess.
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