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04-07-2008, 05:47 PM #1Super Hero in Training
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Monday Joke
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 4 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE OR ELSE!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back into the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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04-07-2008, 06:50 PM #2Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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04-07-2008, 08:41 PM #3Training like a bitch
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Originally Posted by Burner02
Soreness is weakness exiting the body.
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04-07-2008, 08:43 PM #4Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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04-08-2008, 11:05 AM #5..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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