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04-15-2008, 07:48 AM
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Tax Day
did everyone file?
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04-15-2008, 07:54 AM
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Yep.
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04-15-2008, 07:57 AM
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Finally after three months I get my wife back.
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04-15-2008, 08:16 AM
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No.
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Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
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04-15-2008, 08:20 AM
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Months ago.
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Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you--if you don't play, you can't win.
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04-15-2008, 08:29 AM
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Training like a bitch
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Pay mine every 3 months. It sucks
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04-15-2008, 08:45 AM
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my wife and I went over them in Feb and saw that we owed $25 this year, so we sort of put it off until last night. Then we realized that we wrote down the wrong number of exemptions and figured out that we get back $3000! I've got to send it out before work today.
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I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
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04-15-2008, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by MeatZatk
my wife and I went over them in Feb and saw that we owed $25 this year, so we sort of put it off until last night. Then we realized that we wrote down the wrong number of exemptions and figured out that we get back $3000! I've got to send it out before work today.
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Just a little off, eh?
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04-15-2008, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by MeatZatk
my wife and I went over them in Feb and saw that we owed $25 this year, so we sort of put it off until last night. Then we realized that we wrote down the wrong number of exemptions and figured out that we get back $3000! I've got to send it out before work today.
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Did you forget how many children you have?
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04-15-2008, 10:06 AM
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no we usually claim 1 but for some reason I wrote down 2 which threw everything way off.
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I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
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04-15-2008, 10:48 AM
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no we usually claim 1 but for some reason I wrote down 2 which threw everything way off.
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Maybe you were trying to claim Danny81, but that would only work for SSI since he's handicapped.
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04-15-2008, 10:48 AM
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Finally after three months I get my wife back.
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Prison time for tax evasion?
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04-15-2008, 11:23 AM
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Maybe you were trying to claim Danny81, but that would only work for SSI since he's handicapped.
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No they tried to claim Danny and found out the gov. charges $3025 for stupidity tax....
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If an Officer Says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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04-15-2008, 11:27 AM
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Danny thinks this will work.
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04-15-2008, 11:38 AM
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Tax Reminder Don't forget to pay your taxes...... 12 million Illegal Aliens are depending on you!
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04-15-2008, 11:40 AM
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04-15-2008, 11:41 AM
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04-15-2008, 11:43 AM
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04-15-2008, 01:23 PM
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Bill would have IRS fill out tax forms - UPI.com
Bill would have IRS fill out tax forms
Automatic tax filing could be in the future for 40 percent of U.S. taxpayers, eliminating a chore for many citizens, a New York congressman said.
Rep. Anthony Weiner will introduce a bill next week that proposes the option of allowing taxpayers to let the Internal Revenue Service handle their 1040EZ and 1040A tax forms, the New York Daily News reported Monday.
"More people will file. Fewer people will have to spend money on tax firms or on computer software. And we'll be improving the relationship between the IRS and taxpayers for whom April 15 is a big headache," Weiner said.
Taxpayers would review their forms before signing them. But, the work will be done by the IRS in conjunction with employers, the paper reported.
The system would be voluntary.
An IRS spokesperson did not comment on the proposal, the paper said.
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04-15-2008, 01:27 PM
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Ok, like I am going to let the government figure out how much money I should give them. I definitely trust them enough to not fuck that one up.
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Ron Paul 2012
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04-15-2008, 04:14 PM
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Why do people get a tax break for having kids? That is messed up! You should pay more taxes for every kid you have. Kids require parks, schools, and other government paid programs. Why the hell should I be paying school tax when I don't have kids while people with kids get a tax break?
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04-15-2008, 04:18 PM
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Adopt Danny.
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04-15-2008, 04:20 PM
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Adopt Danny.
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04-15-2008, 04:21 PM
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Adopt Danny.
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Danny's parents should pay more taxes to pay for his inevitable incarceration
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04-15-2008, 04:23 PM
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Ok, like I am going to let the government figure out how much money I should give them. I definitely trust them enough to not fuck that one up.
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+1
and i thought that they way they spent my money sucked. i don't get how anyone could see that as a good idea
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04-15-2008, 04:25 PM
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Danny's parents should pay more taxes to pay for his inevitable incarceration
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True, also the fact that he won't move out till he's in his mid 40's.
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04-15-2008, 04:26 PM
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Danny's parents should pay more taxes to pay for his inevitable incarceration
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Come on Neil, that's not the attitude. Just think of all the time you could spend with danny, ten pin bowling, cinema, the theme park, drive-by, crack house. All that bonding, it's been what you've been missing all this time.
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04-15-2008, 05:41 PM
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Weiner said.
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I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
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04-15-2008, 06:40 PM
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04-15-2008, 09:03 PM
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Tax Reminder Don't forget to pay your taxes...... 12 million Illegal Aliens are depending on you!
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No SHIT -
I filed an extension...
Taxation is against the constitution, fuck FDR
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