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Old 04-16-2008, 03:35 PM   #1
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Worst Jobs?

List what would be your job(s) from hell?




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the guy that collects semen samples from bulls, or the guy that cleans up after its done.



i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys.
there is no damn justice in the world.
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that just aint right at all gaz. nice one thanks for the laugh.



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that just aint right at all gaz. nice one thanks for the laugh.
We drove for 90 minutes in the dark just to take that photo.

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Old 04-17-2008, 05:32 PM   #8
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yes it was i am having a off day. that pic put a huge smile on my face very freaking funny



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Lol, then mission accomplished. Thats most of what i try to do in my life :P.

I just couldnt believe a place called "Semen World" would actually exist. We didnt have any other plans, so i insisted we obtain proof. Was actually a fun night as i recall - night driving to heavy metal and hilarious chats is ALWAYS welcomed.



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So, exactly how FRIED were you when the pic was taken? Oh the brain cells that must have died that night.



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the guy that collects semen samples from bulls, or the guy that cleans up after its done.
you might wanna rethink this


That puts the price of a barrel of bull semen at some $3,800,000 for the cheap stuff, $8-12 million for the good stuff, and just under $ 65 million for the cream of the crop.



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either way you still have to wack off a bull. i am just saying about here. sorry my daughter always says i am just saying about any way. that would be freaking nasty.



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Pshhh

Its a labrotory environment...

Better there for money, then as like a zookeepers croney, where your boss hands you the bucket for intern pay




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Semen Collection from Bulls

once you got over omg it's a bull penis i think the worst part of the job would be the bull stepping on your foot.



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once you got over omg it's a bull penis i think the worst part of the job would be the bull stepping on your foot.
OK... 15 ml = 0.5072103 oz

Half a shot glass is the average output!?!?

Shit I can do better than that




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the bulls need Anabolic-Matrix Rx



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I might do 2 or 3 shot glasses with that!

maybe rob will send me a control group sample




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Yeah those poor donkeys have to bone some raunchy skanks....



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once you got over omg it's a bull penis i think the worst part of the job would be the bull stepping on your foot.
"Providing two false mounts with two minutes of active restraint and one additional false mount maximizes sperm cell numbers."

Wow they use the tantric method just like me......



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to much though has gone into collecting sperm.



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to much though has gone into collecting sperm.
Totally.

Just close your eyes and pray to god the bull has already been milked today. I just did my hair goddammit.



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Collecting bull semen wouldn't be that bad. It's not like they get in there and blow him... now a donkey show on the other hand
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thats not hair gel gaz.



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Theres something about Gazzy.



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They dont?

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Where the hell was I?



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