What would you want your epitaph to read?

min0 lee · 04-29-2008, 04:12 AM

here lies AN athiest, John Doe
All dressed up and no place to go!

largepkg · 04-29-2008, 08:20 AM

Largepkg has risen. The second coming is upon us. He's come to gather his flock.

*note to self* Must address god complex with therapist on Thursday.

goob · 04-29-2008, 02:35 PM

"I told you I was ill"

**DOMS** · 04-29-2008, 04:16 PM

"He hated them. He hated them all."

The Monkey Man · 04-29-2008, 06:58 PM

He has died please FWD his life insurance policy to this other guy that looks like hime in Barbados

Witchblade · 04-29-2008, 08:11 PM

"I can't sleep."

Note: I'm an atheist and an insomniac.

SYN · 04-30-2008, 01:38 AM

"You're damaged goods lady"

maniclion · 04-30-2008, 01:53 AM

Buried Treasure

or I would have a little mechanism with a motion sensor that would be in the coffin with a string leading up to a bell on a stick right above my grave. If it senses anyone walk by it would ring the bell just like the Dead Ringers.....either way I would probably end up getting dug up at some point or another.....

But I really want to be buried in a forest under a tree with no embalming, no coffin just my natural body left to decay as it should so that I can be reborn as whatever new life my destiny takes me to....

kbm8795 · 04-30-2008, 02:54 AM

At last he sleeps. . .alone.

04-29-2008, 04:12 AM	#1
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04-29-2008, 08:20 AM	#2
largepkg Senior Fucknut Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: S FLA Posts: 2,951 Photos: 2	Largepkg has risen. The second coming is upon us. He's come to gather his flock. note to self Must address god complex with therapist on Thursday.

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goob Smartass anthropologist Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, nowhere.... Posts: 5,344	"I told you I was ill"

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