Reply With QuoteLargepkg has risen. The second coming is upon us. He's come to gather his flock.
*note to self* Must address god complex with therapist on Thursday.
What would you want your epitaph to read?
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04-29-2008, 04:12 AM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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What would you want your epitaph to read?
here lies AN athiest, John Doe
All dressed up and no place to go!
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04-29-2008, 08:20 AM #2Dookie
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04-29-2008, 02:35 PM #3Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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"I told you I was ill"
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04-29-2008, 04:16 PM #4Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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"He hated them. He hated them all."
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
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04-29-2008, 06:58 PM #5Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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He has died please FWD his life insurance policy to this other guy that looks like hime in Barbados
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
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04-29-2008, 08:11 PM #6Succinct ELITE MEMBER
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"I can't sleep."
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04-30-2008, 01:38 AM #7I am The Mad Hatter ELITE MEMBER
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"You're damaged goods lady"
little.girl.little.girl.you.should.close.your.eyes .that.view.is.gettin'.me.high
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04-30-2008, 01:53 AM #8Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Buried Treasure
or I would have a little mechanism with a motion sensor that would be in the coffin with a string leading up to a bell on a stick right above my grave. If it senses anyone walk by it would ring the bell just like the Dead Ringers.....either way I would probably end up getting dug up at some point or another.....
But I really want to be buried in a forest under a tree with no embalming, no coffin just my natural body left to decay as it should so that I can be reborn as whatever new life my destiny takes me to....Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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04-30-2008, 02:54 AM #9Registered User
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At last he sleeps. . .alone.
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