The Monkey Man

Inguinal Hernia ?

You rhrrreely vant to see?...

... It lukes bedder vit oil on.

fufu

i'd hit it

fufu's 1337 Journal

Your diet will set you free.

fufu

oh, not that thread anymore

fufu's 1337 Journal

Your diet will set you free.

Little Wing

http://www.noinsurancesurgery.com/he...l%20hernia.jpg

the link mentions no insurance.

The Monkey Man

The purpose of this thread is to comment about that guys BIGBALLITIS...
If thats not what you want to talk about, then


But seriously you think hes sexy right?

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Little Wing

it think he's probably endured unbelievable pain. some guys think pain is sexy. me, not so much.

Little Wing

i'll see your story and raise you this one

African tribal men eat cows' menstrual matter and grow huge testicles



Scanty nourishment and the permanent lack of microelements and vitamins made people of the Bubal tribe ask their only wealth - cows - for help. The tribers learned that eating the menstrual matter of cows helps them fight such diseases as rachitis, scurvy and leukemia.
The mysterious tribe and their cows roam on the border between Kenya and Somalia. This is the only nation in the world, which practices a very unusual tradition: their children eat cows' menstrual matter until they get married. The Bubals believe that the licking of cow's vagina makes would-be warriors strong and courageous. Italian scientists have recently discovered that the menstrual matter of cows is a source of such vitamins as B6, B12, E and D. In addition, it makes up the deficiency of iron, magnesium, phosphorus, calcium and potassium. That is why, scientists think, cows protect the tribe from the most horrible disease of the region - anemia (the lack of haemoglobin). The most interesting thing happens afterwards, though. Hormone changes become extremely conspicuous with all males of the African tribe, after they reach puberty: their testicles grow up to 70-80 centimeters in diameter. The "miracle of nature" happens on account of the untraditional nourishment that tribal individuals practice in their adolescence. The hormone-rich menstrual secretion of the cattle causes irreversible hormone changes with humans. It is noteworthy, that such giant testicles do not exert any negative influence on the reproductive function, although they do cause many other obvious problems. Tourists from all over the world are ready to pay huge money to take a look at giant testicles. Tourists' money help the tribal nation improve the quality of their meals. It is not ruled out that the next generation of Bubals will have nothing to boast with. Express Gazeta

maniclion

"Tourists from all over the world are ready to pay huge money to take a look at giant testicles." Probably those crazy Japanese and Germans, it must be cause I've never heard of one American anxious to go on their Big Balls Safari....

The Monkey Man

OMG...

Their Nutzaks are so stretched out, it makes all their peepees look like "In-ees"

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