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  1. 04-29-2008, 12:32 PM #1
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    So I wake up this morning...

    only to find a massive amount of weird looking fly's (they're something else, just resemble a fly) in the top corner of my bathroom ceiling around the pipes.

    So after I take my dump, I get up and spray some disinfectant spray to make my poop smell nice. My roommate realizes that the spray might kill them, so he sprays it into the corner and we leave the room ASAP. We come back in a few minutes later and many of them are dead on the ground but TONS of them are still flying around in there.

    How do you get rid of those suckers? What the eff?
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    only to find a massive amount of weird looking fly's (they're something else, just resemble a fly) in the top corner of my bathroom ceiling around the pipes.

    So after I take my dump, I get up and spray some disinfectant spray to make my poop smell nice. My roommate realizes that the spray might kill them, so he sprays it into the corner and we leave the room ASAP. We come back in a few minutes later and many of them are dead on the ground but TONS of them are still flying around in there.

    How do you get rid of those suckers? What the eff?
    Agaphonc horse flys. Whatever you do, do NOT sleep with them still in the house. They will crawl in your ear and lay eggs. These will hatch 3 weeks later and take control of your brain.
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  4. 04-29-2008, 12:46 PM #3
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    This is soxmuscle, not Danny
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    This is soxmuscle, not Danny

    Oh.....in that case..

    ...They will take over your mind, making you do despicable sexual acts on Iain, before exploding out of your penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goob View Post
    Oh.....in that case..

    ...They will take over your mind, making you do despicable sexual acts on Iain, before exploding out of your penis.
    Is there any other way to explode? I mean other than on Iain?
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    Hold a lighter in front of the disinfectant spray.
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    Well I can't afford spray and I'm out of here in a few days anyways, so I think I'm going to bitch out the landlord for making me pay $450 dollars per month to live in this dump and have her fix it.
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    Thanks for the wise-guy answers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by goob View Post
    Oh.....in that case..

    ...They will take over your mind, making you do despicable sexual acts on Iain, before exploding out of your penis.
    What if I explode first in excitement?

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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    ....around the pipes.
    What kind of pipes are they?
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    Do they look like this?...
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    ^ that's got to be what it is, although they aren't as developed as that picture indicates.
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    You squash them?
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    Drain Flies - ENT/rsc-30

    Clean the area they're hanging around and quit taking stinky dumps.
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