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tomuchgear · 04-29-2008, 08:18 PM

ok just wanted to share my day here. after a long very long 12 hour shit today. yes i say shit becouse it was a long freaking day. i get home my wife had to work late so i get the kids. make dinner give my little girl some chocolate milk. then i hear the most raunchy fart she starts crieng. i say jade do you need to poop, she looks at me and screams yes. she is in the bathroom for a minute or two. i go into check on her there is shit every freaking were. all over the floor, the door, every were but the toilet. some how it even got on the wall outside the bathroom. all over her clothes. horrible mess, my son then decides he should make an ass out of himself. as i have all the feces to clean up. what a great day. any one else have kids and have to do all this fun stuff, or am i just that lucky?

Yanick · 04-29-2008, 08:49 PM

Not kids but i have to clean up old people's shit all the time. Ah the joys of Nursing...

need my MD ASAP damnit!

Witchblade · 04-29-2008, 08:59 PM

Oh, my God. Shit everywhere. There's shit everywhere! Damnit! There's shit on the windows! Oh, my God! My house is full of shit! She shit everywhere! Look what she did! She shit all over the walls! There's shit everywhere!

The Monkey Man · 04-29-2008, 09:15 PM

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Big G · 04-29-2008, 09:22 PM

Vasectomy co-pay: $20.

Result... Priceless.

What poop? Where?

:P

clemson357 · 04-29-2008, 09:36 PM

clemson357 · 04-29-2008, 09:38 PM

Irons77 · 04-29-2008, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by tomuchgear

ok just wanted to share my day here. after a long very long 12 hour shit today. yes i say shit becouse it was a long freaking day. i get home my wife had to work late so i get the kids. make dinner give my little girl some chocolate milk. then i hear the most raunchy fart she starts crieng. i say jade do you need to poop, she looks at me and screams yes. she is in the bathroom for a minute or two. i go into check on her there is shit every freaking were. all over the floor, the door, every were but the toilet. some how it even got on the wall outside the bathroom. all over her clothes. horrible mess, my son then decides he should make an ass out of himself. as i have all the feces to clean up. what a great day. any one else have kids and have to do all this fun stuff, or am i just that lucky?

Oh it can't be that bad! make up for it in the sack

Little Wing · 04-29-2008, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by tomuchgear

ok just wanted to share my day here. after a long very long 12 hour shit today. yes i say shit becouse it was a long freaking day. i get home my wife had to work late so i get the kids. make dinner give my little girl some chocolate milk. then i hear the most raunchy fart she starts crieng. i say jade do you need to poop, she looks at me and screams yes. she is in the bathroom for a minute or two. i go into check on her there is shit every freaking were. all over the floor, the door, every were but the toilet. some how it even got on the wall outside the bathroom. all over her clothes. horrible mess, my son then decides he should make an ass out of himself. as i have all the feces to clean up. what a great day. any one else have kids and have to do all this fun stuff, or am i just that lucky?

well if you managed to be kind and comforting to your little girl the day wasn't a total loss. sounds like it was tougher for her than for you. but you deserve the wife taking you out on a date for this one.

Tess said she probably pooped her pants and was embarrassed and tried to clean it herself and made a bigger mess

. how is she now?

maniclion · 04-30-2008, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Yanick

Not kids but i have to clean up old people's shit all the time. Ah the joys of Nursing...

need my MD ASAP damnit!

I had to take care of my girlfriends grandfather for 2 years, I would hear him calling out our names at 3-4 in the morning go in the room and he would have shit smeared all over. It wasn't like he was crazy or had alzheimers but middle of the night he would end up sticking his hands down his Depends and then touch every thing within arms reach. Then the doctor gave him some medicine to harden his stool so it wasn't so messy and he'd end up with one big baseball sized/shaped turd so we stopped giving it to him. I finally started taping his depends around his waste with medical tape. I'm telling you guys I never want to get so old that I'm helpless if I have to I'll be like Hunter S. Thompson, I don't want to put anyone through something like that. I've just recovered from the lack of sleep and mental trauma of watching him deteriorate like he did. The last couple of months he was hallucinating all the time having full conversations with visions.....

Fetusaurus Rex · 04-30-2008, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Witchblade

Oh, my God. Shit everywhere. There's shit everywhere! Damnit! There's shit on the windows! Oh, my God! My house is full of shit! She shit everywhere! Look what she did! She shit all over the walls! There's shit everywhere!

that is the first thing I thought too

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**IainDaniel** · 04-30-2008, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by tomuchgear

ok just wanted to share my day here. after a long very long 12 hour shit today. yes i say shit becouse it was a long freaking day. i get home my wife had to work late so i get the kids. make dinner give my little girl some chocolate milk. then i hear the most raunchy fart she starts crieng. i say jade do you need to poop, she looks at me and screams yes. she is in the bathroom for a minute or two. i go into check on her there is shit every freaking were. all over the floor, the door, every were but the toilet. some how it even got on the wall outside the bathroom. all over her clothes. horrible mess, my son then decides he should make an ass out of himself. as i have all the feces to clean up. what a great day. any one else have kids and have to do all this fun stuff, or am i just that lucky?

When they were younger, explosive shit from there dairy intolerance was unreal. Like you said shit everywhere.

tomuchgear · 04-30-2008, 08:45 AM

ya its not that big of a deal all part of being a dad. i just wanted to share my wonderful day. also she is fine today i am not sure if the her lactose intolerance is coming back or maybee some thing she ate.

**IainDaniel** · 04-30-2008, 08:47 AM

Lactose intolerance shits are the worst. Both my boys are like that

tomuchgear · 04-30-2008, 08:50 AM

both my kids went through it. we had them on silk i think is the name of the soy milk. eventualy they got over it. i was growing up then got over it now i am all over again. so we are just kinda watching to see what happens right now.

**IainDaniel** · 04-30-2008, 08:55 AM

Yep both my boys were on special formula that ended up costing 400 a month each, when they were babies.

My youngest now 18 months can't even tolerate soy milk. So lots of fun.

tomuchgear · 04-30-2008, 08:58 AM

damn have you tried the lactose free milk? either way that is crazy my little boy was ten weeks early, he had to be on formula and these vitamins. all i can say is thank god for health insurance.

**IainDaniel** · 04-30-2008, 09:03 AM

Lactose free milk is a no go. MY eldest(4) grew out of it at just over a year old and is on Lactose free milk.

Only this formula with the Milk Proteins predigested.

I wish health insurance covered this. Cause I could own a vacation property with the amount I have paid in Formula, diapers and daycare.

tomuchgear · 04-30-2008, 09:05 AM

no doubt bro we got lucky with my son. problem now is we cant get him insured becouse he was a premature. what really sucks with diapers is if your kids have sensative skin, then trieng to find the right diapers after that fun fun.

**IainDaniel** · 04-30-2008, 09:10 AM

Really that is fucked. It isn't like a premature baby isn't normal.

tomuchgear · 04-30-2008, 09:14 AM

shit your telling me, so we just pay as we go. our only option is healthy start but we are way to over income for that. one of the many reasons i dont fight any more cant afford hospital bills if i should need em lol. we have been lucky other than a few minor mishaps not having insurance has yet to kill us.

04-29-2008, 08:18 PM	#1
tomuchgear is gettin divorcd n drnkn Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 1,682 Photos: 5	shit ok just wanted to share my day here. after a long very long 12 hour shit today. yes i say shit becouse it was a long freaking day. i get home my wife had to work late so i get the kids. make dinner give my little girl some chocolate milk. then i hear the most raunchy fart she starts crieng. i say jade do you need to poop, she looks at me and screams yes. she is in the bathroom for a minute or two. i go into check on her there is shit every freaking were. all over the floor, the door, every were but the toilet. some how it even got on the wall outside the bathroom. all over her clothes. horrible mess, my son then decides he should make an ass out of himself. as i have all the feces to clean up. what a great day. any one else have kids and have to do all this fun stuff, or am i just that lucky? i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys. there is no damn justice in the world.

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tomuchgear is gettin divorcd n drnkn Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 1,682 Photos: 5	ya its not that big of a deal all part of being a dad. i just wanted to share my wonderful day. also she is fine today i am not sure if the her lactose intolerance is coming back or maybee some thing she ate. i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys. there is no damn justice in the world.

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IainDaniel My Role Model Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 17,524	Lactose intolerance shits are the worst. Both my boys are like that Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

04-30-2008, 08:50 AM	#15
tomuchgear is gettin divorcd n drnkn Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 1,682 Photos: 5	both my kids went through it. we had them on silk i think is the name of the soy milk. eventualy they got over it. i was growing up then got over it now i am all over again. so we are just kinda watching to see what happens right now. i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys. there is no damn justice in the world.

04-30-2008, 08:55 AM	#16
IainDaniel My Role Model Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 17,524	Yep both my boys were on special formula that ended up costing 400 a month each, when they were babies. My youngest now 18 months can't even tolerate soy milk. So lots of fun. Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

04-30-2008, 08:58 AM	#17
tomuchgear is gettin divorcd n drnkn Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 1,682 Photos: 5	damn have you tried the lactose free milk? either way that is crazy my little boy was ten weeks early, he had to be on formula and these vitamins. all i can say is thank god for health insurance. i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys. there is no damn justice in the world.

04-30-2008, 09:03 AM	#18
IainDaniel My Role Model Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 17,524	Lactose free milk is a no go. MY eldest(4) grew out of it at just over a year old and is on Lactose free milk. Only this formula with the Milk Proteins predigested. I wish health insurance covered this. Cause I could own a vacation property with the amount I have paid in Formula, diapers and daycare. Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

04-30-2008, 09:05 AM	#19
tomuchgear is gettin divorcd n drnkn Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 1,682 Photos: 5	no doubt bro we got lucky with my son. problem now is we cant get him insured becouse he was a premature. what really sucks with diapers is if your kids have sensative skin, then trieng to find the right diapers after that fun fun. i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys. there is no damn justice in the world.

04-30-2008, 09:10 AM	#20
IainDaniel My Role Model Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 17,524	Really that is fucked. It isn't like a premature baby isn't normal. Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

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04-30-2008, 09:14 AM	#21
tomuchgear is gettin divorcd n drnkn Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 1,682 Photos: 5	shit your telling me, so we just pay as we go. our only option is healthy start but we are way to over income for that. one of the many reasons i dont fight any more cant afford hospital bills if i should need em lol. we have been lucky other than a few minor mishaps not having insurance has yet to kill us. i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys. there is no damn justice in the world.