Down 105 pounds, obese inmate sues jailers for "lack of nutrition"

min0 lee · 04-30-2008, 03:50 PM

Someone needs to shank this idiot.

Accused Killer In Calorie Beef - April 27, 2008

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APRIL 27--Meet Broderick Laswell. Since his arrest last September on a murder charge, the Arkansas man, 19, has been locked up in the Benton County jail, where he has shed 105 of his original 413 pounds. While most people suffering from obesity would probably welcome such a weight loss, Laswell has made a federal case out of it. Claiming that he is "literally being starved to death," the 6', 308-pound Laswell Friday filed a lawsuit charging that his civil rights have been violated by jailers. According to the U.S. District Court complaint, an excerpt of which you'll find here, Laswell contends that he is being provided with so few calories that, about an hour after every meal, "my stomach starts to hurt and growl. I feel hungry again." This purported "lack of nutrition," Laswell claims, is reflected in miniscule biscuits and cake sizes, the small amount of chips accompanying sandwiches, and the occasional provision of "2 small cookies." And just in case anyone thought he was only concerned about junk food, the accused killer also complains about the "drizzle of dressing" placed on his "small side of lettuce." [For a photographic record of Laswell's weight loss, click here to view a series of of mug shots of the shrinking inmate that were taken over the last eight months.] The lethargic Laswell claims that "on several occasions" he has "started to do some excersizing and my vision went blurry and I felt like I was going to pass out." He attributes this, of course, to diminished calorie intake, not morbid obesity. Laswell and an accomplice were arrested last year for allegedly beating and stabbing a man to death, according to a Circuit Court probable cause affidavit. He is pictured in the below mug shot, which apparently was snapped shortly after he was incarcerated. (10 pages)

min0 lee · 04-30-2008, 03:54 PM

min0 lee · 04-30-2008, 03:54 PM

min0 lee · 04-30-2008, 03:55 PM

He should be grateful he only lost his weight and not his ass virginity. Dumbass.

tomuchgear · 04-30-2008, 03:56 PM

that is freaking funny. i love the min0 news updates.

DaMayor · 04-30-2008, 04:48 PM

Soon he'll be back at home with ToTo...

**Mudge** · 04-30-2008, 05:15 PM

Maybe he wants to avoid getting fvcked.

**DOMS** · 04-30-2008, 05:40 PM

He should be killed, cut up, and fed to the other inmates before it's too late.

min0 lee · 04-30-2008, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by tomuchgear

that is freaking funny. i love the min0 news updates.

Trying to make things interesting.

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Originally Posted by DaMayor

Soon he'll be back at home with ToTo...

Why is he touching the dogs peepee?

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Originally Posted by Mudge

Maybe he wants to avoid getting fvcked.

I was thinking about that in the back of my mind.

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Originally Posted by DOMS

He should be killed, cut up, and fed to the other inmates before it's too late.

That would save us taxpayers a months worth of food.

tomuchgear · 04-30-2008, 06:36 PM

well my hat tips to you. you have achieved your goal.

**DOMS** · 04-30-2008, 06:42 PM

I want to set those tufts of hair on the side of his face on fire.

tomuchgear · 04-30-2008, 06:44 PM

damn doms you are on a role with this tubby guy. are you sure you would want to feed the other prisoners with him. i mean i would hate to have to count the calories at that meal.

The Monkey Man · 04-30-2008, 06:59 PM

I assume he is a felon...

Therefore he renounced all of his rights.

End of story.

Little Wing · 04-30-2008, 07:06 PM

The Monkey Man · 04-30-2008, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

Laswell contends that he is being provided with so few calories that, about an hour after every meal, "my stomach starts to hurt and growl. I feel hungry again." This purported "lack of nutrition," Laswell claims, is reflected in miniscule biscuits and cake sizes, the small amount of chips accompanying sandwiches, and the occasional provision of "2 small cookies." And just in case anyone thought he was only concerned about junk food, the accused killer also complains about the "drizzle of dressing" placed on his "small side of lettuce."

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kiko · 04-30-2008, 11:30 PM

What about his constitutional right to be fat? Of course he should be suing those bastards.

The Monkey Man · 05-01-2008, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by kiko

What about his constitutional right to be fat? Of course he should be suing those bastards.

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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

I assume he is a felon...

Therefore he renounced all of his rights.

End of story.

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min0 lee I See© Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Bronx, NYC Posts: 29,666 Blog Entries: 3 Photos: 542	He should be grateful he only lost his weight and not his ass virginity. Dumbass.
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04-30-2008, 03:56 PM	#5
tomuchgear gettin there Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 1,063 Photos: 2	that is freaking funny. i love the min0 news updates.
	"im going to go inject syntherol in my ass see if it gets me a bubble butt" i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflies.

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DaMayor Pants Up, Ho's Down Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Here. Posts: 4,859	Soon he'll be back at home with ToTo...

04-30-2008, 06:36 PM	#10
tomuchgear gettin there Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 1,063 Photos: 2	well my hat tips to you. you have achieved your goal.
	"im going to go inject syntherol in my ass see if it gets me a bubble butt" i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflies.

04-30-2008, 06:44 PM	#12
tomuchgear gettin there Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 1,063 Photos: 2	damn doms you are on a role with this tubby guy. are you sure you would want to feed the other prisoners with him. i mean i would hate to have to count the calories at that meal.
	"im going to go inject syntherol in my ass see if it gets me a bubble butt" i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflies.

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The Monkey Man Magical Apelikemenace Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Delhi, India Posts: 12,887 Photos: 4	I assume he is a felon... Therefore he renounced all of his rights. End of story.
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