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Old 05-01-2008, 11:27 AM   #1
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If you were a cop and you were asked to stop a gay couple having sex

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Gay couple having sex on the streets. Men. Not lesbians.
You say "Police! Stop having gay sex!" they say "want to join us? it is fun"

You dont have a taser. How would you do it?



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Old 05-01-2008, 12:04 PM   #2
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walk a safe distance away, call for back up. get a taser from said back up then taser em.



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Old 05-01-2008, 12:28 PM   #3
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Gay couple having sex on the streets. Men. Not lesbians.
You say "Police! Stop having gay sex!" they say "want to join us? it is fun"

You dont have a taser. How would you do it?
Why what did the cop do to you?
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Old 05-01-2008, 12:52 PM   #4
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One word "baton"!
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Old 05-01-2008, 01:32 PM   #5
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One word "baton"!

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Old 05-01-2008, 02:03 PM   #6
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Shoot theirdick off.



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Old 05-01-2008, 02:21 PM   #7
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Shoot theirdick off.
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Old 05-01-2008, 02:22 PM   #8
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Shoot theirdick off.

Danny made an intelligent post!!!



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Old 05-01-2008, 02:22 PM   #9
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they're, their, there. I'm impressed.



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Old 05-01-2008, 06:26 PM   #10
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i'd use my own cock as a crowbar to pry them apart.

Then I would scold them on the evils of homosexuality!

I might make them suck me off afterwards as a punishment.



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Old 05-01-2008, 06:56 PM   #11
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wait is this thread about iain and doms. now that is a whole diffrent story. then i would have to say. is two company threes a crowd, or can anyone join this sexy party?



"im going to go inject syntherol in my ass see if it gets me a bubble butt"
i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflies.
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Old 05-01-2008, 08:17 PM   #12
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Run to the mall, buy some tweed pants and a bright pink shirt, wear the wrong accessories, splash on some Old Spice, run up to the car and yell, "Oh my Gah!! I just arrested Joan Rivers!! She's in my cruiser!!" run back to the car and wait....they'll stop.

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Old 05-01-2008, 11:59 PM   #13
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I'd say:

"Hey this isn't Vieope's house... go back there where you came from"



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Old 05-02-2008, 03:37 AM   #14
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How could I say anything with all the vomit spewing from my mouth? Maybe I'd go shit in a cup and toss it at them and tell them to make 2 guys one cup.......



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wait is this thread about iain and doms. now that is a whole diffrent story. then i would have to say. is two company threes a crowd, or can anyone join this sexy party?

Chooo-Choooo........ All aboard!!!!!



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Old 05-02-2008, 07:32 AM   #16
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Chooo-Choooo........ All aboard!!!!!



"im going to go inject syntherol in my ass see if it gets me a bubble butt"
i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflies.
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:22 AM   #17
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Gay couple having sex on the streets. Men. Not lesbians.
You say "Police! Stop having gay sex!".
If they were Lesbians would you say "Police! Stop having lesbian sex!" or if they were straight would you say "Police! Stop having straight sex!"

You dont have a dictionary. How would you do it?
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Old 05-02-2008, 01:50 PM   #18
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How could I say anything with all the vomit spewing from my mouth? Maybe I'd go shit in a cup and toss it at them and tell them to make 2 guys one cup.......
You should PM the monkey man. He reguarly throws faeces, but just uses his hands. Something to do with social status....



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