Thread: I sliced my underarm/bicep and it wont stop bleeding

go to the hospital.

Lol its a razor cut its not like a stab. Mayby put alcohol on it?

Whack off and rub the sperm on the bleeding area. The sperm will coagulate with the blood. This means the bleeding will stop. There is a slight chance an manpig embryo will develop under your arm though.

I once saw Rambo empty a couple of rifle shells into an open wound and light the gunpowder off.

Try that.

Umm no.

Put direct pressure on it (gauze is good but any clean towel/paper towel will work) and hold it for 2 min or so.

You probally have Hemophilia, you are fucked man

Heat a knife and press it against it this will cauterize the wound. It should be red hot if possible. Then get a dog to lick it to prevent infection.

Originally Posted by rantheman

Heat a knife and press it against it this will cauterize the wound. It should be red hot if possible. Then get a dog to lick it to prevent infection.

Hey Ran, what is that animal in your avatar? If it's a cat it looks like a jungle type thing.

Keep going deeper. Just chop off the whole arm...it is of no use to you. Heck why stop there, next the head.

ahhhhh i was shaving my pubes with a straight razor and i sliced my dick and the cut is so deep it wont stop bleeding ahhh shit i came here first instead of getting help from someone near me ahh fuck now i cant get mad pussy!111!!!1

Damnn that sux for you bro.

Step 1. Put razor to wrist, length wise.

Step 2. Apply strong pressure, pull towards your body.

Step 3. Repeat until dead.

Originally Posted by danny81

Damnn that sux for you bro.

You're a real-life Beavis.

danny if you cut yourself deep and can't stop the bleeding, and your answer is to ask people in open chat on Ironmagazineforms......

....maybe you should just let this one bleed out

Originally Posted by danny81

Damnn that sux for you bro.

lol...

and yes Max thats what i was thinking haha.

Danny do you wear a helmet?

Originally Posted by Lost Grizzly

Danny do you wear a helmet?

Nope luckily he was born with a natural one, of course his body had to sacrifice gray matter to make room for it but luckily he has it.....

Originally Posted by goob

Hey Ran, what is that animal in your avatar? If it's a cat it looks like a jungle type thing.

the cat is a Savannah it is hybrid between an African Serval and a domestic cat( bengal). We breed them cafekitty.com

Originally Posted by rantheman

the cat is a Savannah it is hybrid between an African Serval and a domestic cat( bengal). We breed them cafekitty.com

Cool creatures. I took a look at your site, they look pretty different, like wild cats. I imagine for their size, they could be pretty lethal predators.
Cats are natures best.

Maybe quit being a fag and stop shaving your armpits

Originally Posted by maniclion

Nope luckily he was born with a natural one, of course his body had to sacrifice gray matter to make room for it but luckily he has it.....

actually your right. NO one can believe the shots i take in boing and keep standing. i think thats because im stupid.

Originally Posted by danny81

actually your right. NO one can believe the shots i take in boing and keep standing. i think thats because im stupid.

Congrats for taking a beating