I sliced my underarm/bicep and it wont stop bleeding

danny81 · 05-03-2008, 10:02 PM

i was shaving my underarms with my straight razor and i sliced my bicep/underarm its pretty deep but it wont stop bleeding. how can i stop this?

Little Wing · 05-03-2008, 10:05 PM

go to the hospital.

danny81 · 05-03-2008, 10:14 PM

Lol its a razor cut its not like a stab. Mayby put alcohol on it?

Hoglander · 05-03-2008, 10:18 PM

Whack off and rub the sperm on the bleeding area. The sperm will coagulate with the blood. This means the bleeding will stop. There is a slight chance an manpig embryo will develop under your arm though.

Witmaster · 05-03-2008, 10:20 PM

I once saw Rambo empty a couple of rifle shells into an open wound and light the gunpowder off.

Try that.

danny81 · 05-03-2008, 10:21 PM

Umm no.

Yanick · 05-03-2008, 11:04 PM

Put direct pressure on it (gauze is good but any clean towel/paper towel will work) and hold it for 2 min or so.

Splash Log · 05-04-2008, 06:55 AM

You probally have Hemophilia, you are fucked man

rantheman · 05-04-2008, 07:39 AM

Heat a knife and press it against it this will cauterize the wound. It should be red hot if possible. Then get a dog to lick it to prevent infection.

goob · 05-04-2008, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rantheman

Heat a knife and press it against it this will cauterize the wound. It should be red hot if possible. Then get a dog to lick it to prevent infection.

Hey Ran, what is that animal in your avatar? If it's a cat it looks like a jungle type thing.

**IainDaniel** · 05-04-2008, 09:37 AM

Keep going deeper. Just chop off the whole arm...it is of no use to you. Heck why stop there, next the head.

natural^ · 05-04-2008, 12:11 PM

ahhhhh i was shaving my pubes with a straight razor and i sliced my dick and the cut is so deep it wont stop bleeding ahhh shit i came here first instead of getting help from someone near me ahh fuck now i cant get mad pussy!111!!!1

danny81 · 05-04-2008, 03:43 PM

Damnn that sux for you bro.

clemson357 · 05-04-2008, 07:04 PM

Step 1. Put razor to wrist, length wise.

Step 2. Apply strong pressure, pull towards your body.

Step 3. Repeat until dead.

kiko · 05-04-2008, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danny81

Damnn that sux for you bro.

You're a real-life Beavis.

Plateau_Max · 05-04-2008, 07:15 PM

danny if you cut yourself deep and can't stop the bleeding, and your answer is to ask people in open chat on Ironmagazineforms......

....maybe you should just let this one bleed out

natural^ · 05-04-2008, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danny81

Damnn that sux for you bro.

lol...

and yes Max thats what i was thinking haha.

Lost Grizzly · 05-05-2008, 01:47 AM

Danny do you wear a helmet?

maniclion · 05-05-2008, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Lost Grizzly

Danny do you wear a helmet?

Nope luckily he was born with a natural one, of course his body had to sacrifice gray matter to make room for it but luckily he has it.....

rantheman · 05-05-2008, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by goob

Hey Ran, what is that animal in your avatar? If it's a cat it looks like a jungle type thing.

the cat is a Savannah it is hybrid between an African Serval and a domestic cat( bengal). We breed them cafekitty.com

goob · 05-05-2008, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rantheman

the cat is a Savannah it is hybrid between an African Serval and a domestic cat( bengal). We breed them cafekitty.com

Cool creatures. I took a look at your site, they look pretty different, like wild cats. I imagine for their size, they could be pretty lethal predators.
Cats are natures best.

NeilPearson · 05-05-2008, 01:05 PM

Maybe quit being a fag and stop shaving your armpits

danny81 · 05-05-2008, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maniclion

Nope luckily he was born with a natural one, of course his body had to sacrifice gray matter to make room for it but luckily he has it.....

actually your right. NO one can believe the shots i take in boing and keep standing. i think thats because im stupid.

NeilPearson · 05-05-2008, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danny81

actually your right. NO one can believe the shots i take in boing and keep standing. i think thats because im stupid.

Congrats for taking a beating

kiko · 05-05-2008, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goob

Cats are natures best.

dogs > cats

05-03-2008, 10:02 PM	#1
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05-03-2008, 10:14 PM	#3
danny81 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,282	Lol its a razor cut its not like a stab. Mayby put alcohol on it?
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05-03-2008, 10:20 PM	#5
Witmaster Esprit de Corps Elite Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,782 Photos: 6	I once saw Rambo empty a couple of rifle shells into an open wound and light the gunpowder off. Try that.
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05-03-2008, 10:21 PM	#6
danny81 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,282	Umm no.
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05-03-2008, 11:04 PM	#7
Yanick Amor Fati Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,767	Put direct pressure on it (gauze is good but any clean towel/paper towel will work) and hold it for 2 min or so.
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05-03-2008, 10:05 PM	#2
Little Wing SEMPER~FIDELIS Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 20,421 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 191	go to the hospital.

05-03-2008, 10:18 PM	#4
Hoglander Cleaner Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Washington Posts: 914 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 10	Whack off and rub the sperm on the bleeding area. The sperm will coagulate with the blood. This means the bleeding will stop. There is a slight chance an manpig embryo will develop under your arm though.

05-04-2008, 07:39 AM	#9
rantheman Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: B.C. Canada Posts: 181	Heat a knife and press it against it this will cauterize the wound. It should be red hot if possible. Then get a dog to lick it to prevent infection.

05-04-2008, 09:37 AM	#11
IainDaniel My Role Model Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 14,778	Keep going deeper. Just chop off the whole arm...it is of no use to you. Heck why stop there, next the head.
	Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

05-04-2008, 03:43 PM	#13
danny81 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,282	Damnn that sux for you bro.
danny81 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,282	http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/on...preciated.html Aiyyo it's off with his head/Cock the lead redecorate the crib burgandy red

05-04-2008, 07:04 PM	#14
clemson357 __________ Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2,274 Photos: 1	Step 1. Put razor to wrist, length wise. Step 2. Apply strong pressure, pull towards your body. Step 3. Repeat until dead.
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05-04-2008, 07:15 PM	#16
Plateau_Max I enjoy SkyDiving Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 865	danny if you cut yourself deep and can't stop the bleeding, and your answer is to ask people in open chat on Ironmagazineforms...... ....maybe you should just let this one bleed out
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05-05-2008, 01:47 AM	#18
Lost Grizzly Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 44	Danny do you wear a helmet?

05-05-2008, 01:05 PM	#22
NeilPearson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 2,011	Maybe quit being a fag and stop shaving your armpits

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