whats good to drink for stomach ache

danny81 · 05-12-2008, 08:49 PM

i started getting mad bad stomach aches what should i drink to heal them?

JailHouse · 05-12-2008, 08:57 PM

sperm

Hoglander · 05-12-2008, 10:39 PM

It could be a virus, bacteria, sperm, razor blades or mental problems. Bleach should kill any pathogens, be corrosive on razor blades and solve your main problem. Drink one gallon.

Splash Log · 05-12-2008, 10:48 PM

I actually hope you arnt a troll, because if you arent you are a fucking retard who will never amount to anything. You will train hard but still be a fucking retarded wanna be nigga and therefore amount to nothing but trash. And that makes shitting on you so much more fun.

maniclion · 05-13-2008, 01:31 AM

Aloe Vera Juice, suck it straight from the plant.....

StanUk · 05-13-2008, 01:56 AM

Battery acid, drink plenty of it.

soxmuscle · 05-13-2008, 02:32 AM

Do you not have a mother?

I was always recommended ginger ale growing up, although I'm sure it's a wive tail, or atleast thats what I tell myself because I'd rather be dead than drink regular soda.

danny81 · 05-13-2008, 05:41 AM

ok well i have bleach so thats an option. no aloe vera or battery acid. Id ont want to waste the bleach since I use that to clean my shoes. and I dont have gingerale. i guess bleach it is. thanks bro.

**IainDaniel** · 05-13-2008, 05:43 AM

Be sure to finish the whole bottle. That is necessary to make it work.

Tier · 05-13-2008, 06:26 AM

pizza & cookies

soxmuscle · 05-13-2008, 07:36 AM

Irons77 · 05-13-2008, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splash Log

I actually hope you arnt a troll, because if you arent you are a fucking retard who will never amount to anything. You will train hard but still be a fucking retarded wanna be nigga and therefore amount to nothing but trash. And that makes shitting on you so much more fun.

Are you out of pot, and mad?

tomuchgear · 05-13-2008, 08:49 AM

ginger ale is a great way to go. sprite zero works as well. if you tapped into the medicine cabinet drink milk to sour your stomach.

DOMS · 05-13-2008, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I was always recommended ginger ale growing up, although I'm sure it's a wive tail, or atleast thats what I tell myself because I'd rather be dead than drink regular soda.

Ginger ale may simply be a placebo, but it's worked for me.

**IainDaniel** · 05-13-2008, 09:17 AM

Ginger ale isn't placebo..... Ginger Root has been used for centuries to alleviate upset stomach.

Many natural nauseas or motion sickeness medications contain ginger.

KelJu · 05-13-2008, 09:20 AM

Drink piss or semen.

min0 lee · 05-13-2008, 09:23 AM

Ginger ale does it for me.
Found out recently....wish I knew sooner.

min0 lee · 05-13-2008, 09:30 AM

Ginger Root: Benefits and Information

Quote:

Ginger root extract is derived from the root of the herb Zingiber Officionale, which grows widely in southwest India. Ginger is a popular spice in Indian cooking, and its medicinal uses have been well documented. As such, ginger root offers many benefits.

Historically, ginger root has been used to ease menstrual cramps, treat seasickness and food poisoning, and to eliminate body odor. It is now one of the most popular herbal remedies for nausea, morning sickness and digestive problems. Ginger root extract can help the digestive process by breaking down proteins. It alleviates nausea and morning sickness by relaxing stomach muscles, and pregnant women can use it safely for this purpose.
In addition to its popularity as a stomach aid, ginger root extract has also been shown to improve circulation by relaxing muscles around blood vessels so blood can flow more easily.
It can also reduce high levels of LDL cholesterol (the "bad" cholesterol) by helping to excrete it from the bloodstream, as well as by preventing the body from absorbing it.

min0 lee · 05-13-2008, 09:31 AM

Oh wait..in keeping with the trend.

Drink PMS blood Danny.

**IainDaniel** · 05-13-2008, 09:33 AM

No actually go to India and find fresh Ginger root, that will be the only kind that helps your ailments.

tomuchgear · 05-13-2008, 12:02 PM

well i love a good band wagon find some hemlock, brew it into tea. that should solve all of your problems.

tomuchgear · 05-13-2008, 12:03 PM

also night shade, or gypsom weed if your smoke the gypsom weed.

soxmuscle · 05-13-2008, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Ginger ale isn't placebo..... Ginger Root has been used for centuries to alleviate upset stomach.

I'm right, what else is new?

bigss75 · 05-13-2008, 12:53 PM

I've heard Hawaiian Punch helps upset stomachs due to the simple sugars

Triple Threat · 05-13-2008, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigss75

I've heard Hawaiian Punch helps upset stomachs due to the simple sugars

Better tell danny that Hawaiian Punch is a drink and not an MMA move.

CORUM · 05-13-2008, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple Threat

Better tell danny that Hawaiian Punch is a drink and not an MMA move.

LOL

i also heard stricnie(sp) works wonders!! drink a bottle of that stuff and call me in the morning and let me know how you feel!!

danny81 · 05-13-2008, 06:54 PM

does bleach really work? cuz idk were to get all the other shit.

Yanick · 05-13-2008, 06:57 PM

I dunno about Ginger Ale, but i can vouch for ginger. When i have a stomach ache, i eat the pickled ginger and it works wonders. It helps to work in a sushi restaurant.

Danny, you're an idiot.

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05-13-2008, 05:41 AM	#8
danny81 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,764	ok well i have bleach so thats an option. no aloe vera or battery acid. Id ont want to waste the bleach since I use that to clean my shoes. and I dont have gingerale. i guess bleach it is. thanks bro.
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Hoglander Cleaner Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Washington Posts: 1,008 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 10	It could be a virus, bacteria, sperm, razor blades or mental problems. Bleach should kill any pathogens, be corrosive on razor blades and solve your main problem. Drink one gallon.

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Splash Log Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 810	I actually hope you arnt a troll, because if you arent you are a fucking retard who will never amount to anything. You will train hard but still be a fucking retarded wanna be nigga and therefore amount to nothing but trash. And that makes shitting on you so much more fun.

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05-13-2008, 08:49 AM	#13
tomuchgear gettin there Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 1,466 Photos: 2	ginger ale is a great way to go. sprite zero works as well. if you tapped into the medicine cabinet drink milk to sour your stomach.
	"im going to go inject syntherol in my ass see if it gets me a bubble butt" i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflies. "The world's full of screwed up people tomuchgear I usually do my best to stay clear of tomuchgear them. Losers tomuchgear are a dime a dozen,tomuchgear's cheaper than thatso just kill tomuchgear with a hammer stay focused on your goals and you will eventually learn to overlook tomuchgear idiots."

05-13-2008, 09:17 AM	#15
IainDaniel My Role Model Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 15,125	Ginger ale isn't placebo..... Ginger Root has been used for centuries to alleviate upset stomach. Many natural nauseas or motion sickeness medications contain ginger.
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05-13-2008, 09:33 AM	#20
IainDaniel My Role Model Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 15,125	No actually go to India and find fresh Ginger root, that will be the only kind that helps your ailments.
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05-13-2008, 12:02 PM	#21
tomuchgear gettin there Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 1,466 Photos: 2	well i love a good band wagon find some hemlock, brew it into tea. that should solve all of your problems.
	"im going to go inject syntherol in my ass see if it gets me a bubble butt" i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflies. "The world's full of screwed up people tomuchgear I usually do my best to stay clear of tomuchgear them. Losers tomuchgear are a dime a dozen,tomuchgear's cheaper than thatso just kill tomuchgear with a hammer stay focused on your goals and you will eventually learn to overlook tomuchgear idiots."

05-13-2008, 12:03 PM	#22
tomuchgear gettin there Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 1,466 Photos: 2	also night shade, or gypsom weed if your smoke the gypsom weed.
	"im going to go inject syntherol in my ass see if it gets me a bubble butt" i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflies. "The world's full of screwed up people tomuchgear I usually do my best to stay clear of tomuchgear them. Losers tomuchgear are a dime a dozen,tomuchgear's cheaper than thatso just kill tomuchgear with a hammer stay focused on your goals and you will eventually learn to overlook tomuchgear idiots."

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bigss75 Let Me See Yo Grill Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 5,123	I've heard Hawaiian Punch helps upset stomachs due to the simple sugars

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05-13-2008, 06:57 PM	#28
Yanick Amor Fati Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,798	I dunno about Ginger Ale, but i can vouch for ginger. When i have a stomach ache, i eat the pickled ginger and it works wonders. It helps to work in a sushi restaurant. Danny, you're an idiot.
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