Thread: Maddona's man arms

You know... for a 50 year old woman, she ain't that bad!

She looks a bit thin but still in phenonimal shape.

She's 50+ and I'd hit her. There's a new one.

Originally Posted by Witmaster

You know... for a 50 year old woman, she ain't that bad!

She looks a bit thin but still in phenonimal shape.

I'm not a big fan of Madonna, but she does look very good for her age. Hell, she looks good compare to a lot of women that are half her age.

She's not a bean-pole vegan. She not only has low fat, but she has muscle, too. I say, good for her!

Originally Posted by SYN

Get back to me in 30-something years. $20 (adjusted for inflation) says that you're arms won't look nearly that good.

Originally Posted by DOMS

Get back to me in 30-something years. $20 (adjusted for inflation) says that you're arms won't look nearly that good.

$20 Says they will. And even if they don't, at least I wouldn't look like a man. I'd rather age badly than age trans-gender.

I don't know any self-respecting man who would be proud to have Madonna's "massive guns" lol - she's just fit and lean.

I'm sure my arms are bigger than hers. I surely hope my arms are bigger than hers...

I'd prefer her checking account, but she still looks pretty good for a 50 year old.


Wait....holy shit, she's 50? Oy how the time flies.

Originally Posted by SYN

$20 Says they will. And even if they don't, at least I wouldn't look like a man. I'd rather age badly than age trans-gender.

You need to fix your male/female detector.

Originally Posted by DOMS

You need to fix your male/female detector.

Not really. In my book Madonna = man. Her man hands and man arms gross me the fuck out. Plus she's fifty. Which most likely means she got to stay looking young with the aid of a scalpel.

She's only attractive if you're the type of guy that wants to fuck Lou Reed.

side view they look nice that front view not as much.

Originally Posted by SYN

Not really. In my book Madonna = man. Her man hands and man arms gross me the fuck out. Plus she's fifty. Which most likely means she got to stay looking young with the aid of a scalpel.

She's only attractive if you're the type of guy that wants to fuck Lou Reed.

On second thought she looks more like Willem Dafoe in that pic.

wow ya she does kinda look like him in boondock saints. either way her body is impressive but i still think she is a unatractive women.

Originally Posted by SYN

Not really. In my book Madonna = man. Her man hands and man arms gross me the fuck out.

She's only attractive if you're the type of guy that wants to fuck Lou Reed.

Nice job ignoring the other pic.

She's was obviously on a cut in that first pic. But I get where you're coming from. You simply can't see anything beyond the teens.

Well...here's hoping that you get your mom's genes. Otherwise, after you have a kid, your ass is likely to explode. After you get past 25, you'll start to get "old womens' arms." That where you have so little triceps muscle and so much body fat that you're underarms will look like some horrible fleshy wings. Then at you hit the 30s, you'll start to get a lot more unwanted hair. An esthetician will become one of your close friends if you have the money. Then, as you fall through your 40s, the flesh under your neck will start to loosen up and you'll get what's call a turkey neck. At this point, you're only 45 or so. Thing will get more interesting from this point forward, but I'll stop the prognostication.

So, have fun living in the ignorance of youth, because, much sooner that you think, you'll envy Madonna's arms.

Originally Posted by Splash Log

I find this kinda nauseating:

I'd pee in her butt

Originally Posted by DOMS

Nice job ignoring the other pic.

She's was obviously on a cut in that first pic. But I get where you're coming from. You simply can't see anything beyond the teens.

Well...here's hoping that you get your mom's genes. Otherwise, after you have a kid, your ass is likely to explode. After you get past 25, you'll start to get "old womens' arms." That where you have so little triceps muscle and so much body fat that you're underarms will look like some horrible fleshy wings. Then at you hit the 30s, you'll start to get a lot more unwanted hair. An esthetician will become one of your close friends if you have the money. Then, as you fall through your 40s, the flesh under your neck will start to loosen up and you'll get what's call a turkey neck. At this point, you're only 45 or so. Thing will get more interesting from this point forward, but I'll stop the prognostication.

So, have fun living in the ignorance of youth, because, much sooner that you think, you'll envy Madonna's arms.

OUCH! Snap....

Harsh, but theres a bit of truth in there.

Which one of these two celebz would you bang today?

Originally Posted by Witchblade

She's 50+ and I'd hit her. There's a new one.

I'd throw it in her can.... twice

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Which one of these two celebz would you bang today?

Trick question!

Both.

At the same time.

Hard.

Originally Posted by DOMS

Nice job ignoring the other pic.

She's was obviously on a cut in that first pic. But I get where you're coming from. You simply can't see anything beyond the teens.

Well...here's hoping that you get your mom's genes. Otherwise, after you have a kid, your ass is likely to explode. After you get past 25, you'll start to get "old womens' arms." That where you have so little triceps muscle and so much body fat that you're underarms will look like some horrible fleshy wings. Then at you hit the 30s, you'll start to get a lot more unwanted hair. An esthetician will become one of your close friends if you have the money. Then, as you fall through your 40s, the flesh under your neck will start to loosen up and you'll get what's call a turkey neck. At this point, you're only 45 or so. Thing will get more interesting from this point forward, but I'll stop the prognostication.

So, have fun living in the ignorance of youth, because, much sooner that you think, you'll envy Madonna's arms.

Ignorant I am not. That picture may look okay but I'd be naive to even believe it's natural. Underneath the five pounds of makeup I'm sure she probably looks like shit. I have a deep loathing for Madonna. One that goes way past her looks. Any woman low enough to make out with Brittany fucking Spears just has trash written all over her. And yes I know that someday I'll get old and nasty looking. But at least I wont look like Madonna.

if we're just judging a female (Madonna) solely based on attractiveness and sexiness, she looks absolutely disgusting in that first pic, and I would not be attracted to her in the least, but I respect the hell out of her as a person for her success as well as her level of fitness, especially at her age.

Originally Posted by SYN

Ignorant I am not. That picture may look okay but I'd be naive to even believe it's natural. Underneath the five pounds of makeup I'm sure she probably looks like shit. I have a deep loathing for Madonna. One that goes way past her looks. Any woman low enough to make out with Brittany fucking Spears just has trash written all over her. And yes I know that someday I'll get old and nasty looking. But at least I wont look like Madonna.

Fine, don't like for whatever reason a 16 year old (?) can hate Madonna for. But that doesn't change the fact that she looks great for a 50 year old and that around your 30th birthday, you'll consider yourself ugly. Even though you're probably not, but that's when that sort of thinking will start.

I've seen worse on a 50 year old, she is a bit too lean.
That's easy to fix.



This isn't an easy fix and this is more of a common problem.......well, maybe not so severe.

SYN + 35?

Madonna is definitely hot for her age. I've never found her to be that physically attractive, but if you don't find her very attractive for her age, then you haven't gotten out much and seen the real world. I would be as bold as to say she is hotter than most 35 year olds.

Gilf?

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Gilf?

Pass.