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Lettermans top ten reasons there are no blacks in NASCAR
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN
NASCAR........... ...
#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
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"When they crash their cars, they bail out & run."
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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No way letterman said that
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noway he said that but still funny
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because they have too much pride to get in a day-glo multicolored jumper and get into a day-glo multicolored car and drive in a circle a few hundred times.
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Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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yeah, I know. I just copied and pasted the email. Still thought it was funny. Originally Posted by clemson357
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
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thats a nigga. thats not a black person. Originally Posted by DOMS
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He looks black to me.
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There's no trunk space...so no thumpers or ghetto blasters.
Competition rules won't allow for hydrolics or spinners.
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Can't get used to following the car with the flashing lights....
Officials won't approve Chase Car, opposite of before mentioned Pace Car......
Speaking of Police Cars have you guys seen the new Carbon Motors Cruiser, looks pretty cool.....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Police Car for Police | Carbon Motors Corporation Originally Posted by maniclion
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
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It has an Infrared Camera so that next time a date runs and hides you can track her down, also the back seats can be hosed down so after your tryst with your usuall post date hooker you can sterilize it for the next nights adventures........ Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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They did have Leroy Watermelon
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HMMMnnn... Originally Posted by maniclion
Maybe our local buddy Charles Barkley will
get the "hooker/drunk/police" alert function on his?
One of my XGFs (Late last year)
Had a gym membership to the ritzy place where barkley, kerr, nash, and a bunch of other douchbags WO.
$149 a month, and she was so rooted to the PYMT that sh never went outdoors w/me to climb or hike or adventure!?!?!
Annnnnnnd, she's history
(twas hot though)
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BTW Manic,
"Your Ma was talkin to me and she tells me how to live!?"Last edited by The Monkey Man; 07-09-2009 at 09:27 PM.
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
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I can't listen to you right now cause my head is like a sieve..... Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
HMMMnnn...
Maybe our local buddy Charles Barkley will
get the "hooker/drunk/police" alert function on his?
One of my XGFs (Late last year)
Had a gym membership to the ritzy place where barkley, kerr, nash, and a bunch of other douchbags WO.
$149 a month, and she was so rooted to the PYMT that sh never went outdoors w/me to climb or hike or adventure!?!?!
Annnnnnnd, she's history
(twas hot though)
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BTW Manic,
"Your Ma was talkin to me and she tells me how to live!?"Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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