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  1. 05-29-2008, 12:36 PM #1
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    Bitch and Moan

    I'm spending the afternoon replacing the intake manifold in my Mustang. I hate working on cars. It's filthy and it cuts my hands up.

    That is all.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    I'm spending the afternoon replacing the intake manifold in my Mustang. I hate working on cars. It's filthy and it cuts my hands up.

    That is all.
    It's all that......but a nice feeling of satisfaction when you fix it yourself.
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    Maybe if you didn't have sissy hands they wouldn't get cut up

    God damn metrosexuals

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    That's why you get someone else to do it
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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Maybe if you didn't have sissy hands they wouldn't get cut up

    God damn metrosexuals
    Harsh. but........
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    Quote Originally Posted by goob View Post
    It's all that......but a nice feeling of satisfaction when you fix it yourself.
    Too true.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Maybe if you didn't have sissy hands they wouldn't get cut up

    God damn metrosexuals
    Laugh it up, but according to the ISO Manly Standard, metrosexuals rank above Canadians.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    That's why you get someone else to do it
    Hell on. I'd rather blow 5-6 hours than $1000.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Laugh it up, but according to the ISO Manly Standard, metrosexuals rank above Canadians.
    Isn't that the standard for who is the biggest fag. No wonder they ranked above Canadians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Isn't that the standard for who is the biggest fag. No wonder they ranked above Canadians.


    You also rank lower on the ISO Comeback Specification.
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    Can you use those soft hands to Jerk me off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Hell on. I'd rather blow 5-6 hours than $1000.
    If it takes you 5-6 hours, I would think a mechanic could do it in 2-3 hours. What mechanics charge $500 an hour?

    Let's say it takes a mechanic 6 hours even... that is still $166 an hour. You need to find a faster cheaper mechanic.

    It should really cost no more than $250. I would much rather blow $250 than 5-6 hours
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    If it takes you 5-6 hours, I would think a mechanic could do it in 2-3 hours. What mechanics charge $500 an hour?

    Let's say it takes a mechanic 6 hours even... that is still $166 an hour. You need to find a faster cheaper mechanic.

    It should really cost no more than $250. I would much rather blow $250 than 5-6 hours
    It's not a matter of how long it actually takes. There's a book, I forget the name, that stipulates how many hours you can charge to do a job.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Can you use those soft hands to Jerk me off?
    It's funny you should ask. My hand are caked in years old grease. Feel free to stop by.
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    I knew it.......gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post



    I knew it.......gay.
    ....and alas, you appear from nowhere. Like a gay magician.
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    DOMS and IainDaniel in the old gay-rage.....


    I knew IainD liked tools, but you DOMS? I'm disappointed.




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    Quote Originally Posted by goob View Post
    ....and alas, you appear from nowhere. Like a gay magician.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    At least you know how to do it. I am ashamed of my lack of automotive mechanical knowledge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    At least you know how to do it. I am ashamed of my lack of automotive mechanical knowledge.
    same, all i knowhow to do is check my oil and my anti freeze, its lame.
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    My brother is huge with this stuff. I don't even go to mechanics anymore really unless its something complicated that i can't do myself and my bro doesn't have time, or its a god damn CEL which i don't have the computer for. We've fixed everything from a simple oil/brake job to a complete suspension swap (control arms, springs, struts, mounts, joints etc) to an automatic -> manual tranny swap.

    Having said all that i hate working on cars. Thats why when i finance something pre owned i'll extend the warranty and have someone else do the work for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by natural^ View Post
    same, all i knowhow to do is check my oil and my anti freeze, its lame.
    I thought Danny checked your oil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    At least you know how to do it. I am ashamed of my lack of automotive mechanical knowledge.
    I was about to make the same comment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    At least you know how to do it. I am ashamed of my lack of automotive mechanical knowledge.
    How can a country boy like you not know how?

    Believe it or not but I actually learned how to work on cars through a Camaro forum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by natural^ View Post
    same, all i knowhow to do is check my oil and my anti freeze, its lame.
    Every guy needs to know at least the basics, which is changing your oil and oil filter, gas filter, transmission oil and filter etc. Also I hope you know how to change a spare tire?
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    thats what you get for buying a girls car!!! go buy a real muscle car!!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by HialeahChico305 View Post
    Every guy needs to know at least the basics, which is changing your oil and oil filter, gas filter, transmission oil and filter etc. Also I hope you know how to change a spare tire?
    yeah i know how to do that also.

    and DaMayor, he used to, now he's just too busy stealing items.
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    Quote Originally Posted by natural^ View Post
    and DaMayor, he used to, now he's just too busy stealing items.

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