Castaway.......you can only take 5 things.

**goob** · 06-01-2008, 04:19 PM

You are on a flight over the South Pacific, you enjoy some hospitality from the stewards as you contemplate the finer aspects of life from your seat at the back of the plane.

As you sip on your 5th glass of (free) Beaujolais, you suddenly hear a whine, then a thump, and then suddenly the proppellor slices through the side of the plane, effectively blending the nice old couple sitting there into a mess of red. Everything goes dark, the last thing you remember is screaming and a sudden acceleration......

You wake with the sound of lapping waves......

You are on a beach. There is nothing immeadiately of use strewn about you. After summoning the strength you scout the island. No survivors. No sign of human life. Nothing. Except a deserted island. The only thing you do find is the tail end of the severed plane.

In it is 5 objects. What are they and what do you take?

They can be anything, except radios, a boat or any communication device.

What are your 5 objects to survive with....

**vader** · 06-01-2008, 05:14 PM

gerber tool
Cold Steel hog spear
axe
stainless steel pot
magnesium fire starter

**SYN** · 06-01-2008, 05:16 PM

Soda Can.
Cotton balls.
100 gallons of HEET antifreeze.
Lighter.
Knife.

**KelJu** · 06-01-2008, 05:24 PM

Laptop
Solar panel battery charger
500GB porn drive
100 bottles of lotion
100 boxes of kleenex

**goob** · 06-01-2008, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by KelJu

Laptop
Solar panel battery charger
500GB porn drive
100 bottles of lotion
100 boxes of kleenex

Nice.

Vader wins as the most practical so far. Syn might be rescued quickest if she does not blow herself up first.

Kelju will drown with his cock in his hand in a sea of jizz, with a satisfied grin on his face. And balls the size of protons.

**DOMS** · 06-01-2008, 05:32 PM

I only need three things:

1. Obama
2. Hilary
3. A Smith & Wesson with two bullets

**goob** · 06-01-2008, 05:33 PM

DOMS gets enough 'food' to last him a week or so........

GPS ok, but Sat phone not allowed.

**Duncans Donuts** · 06-01-2008, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by DOMS

I only need three things:

1. Obama
2. Hilary
3. A Smith & Wesson with two bullets

**DOMS** · 06-01-2008, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by goob

DOMS gets enough 'food' to last him a week or so........

So...do I want white or dark meat...?

**Duncans Donuts** · 06-01-2008, 05:34 PM

For me, a vibrator with 4 length settings.

Does that count as 5 things?

**goob** · 06-01-2008, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by DOMS

I only need three things:

1. Obama
2. Hilary
3. A Smith & Wesson with two bullets

But in DOMS case there turns out to be another survivor.......a Mexican. What does he do with only two bullets....?

**DOMS** · 06-01-2008, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by goob

But in DOMS case there turns out to be another survivor.......a Mexican. What does he do with only two bullets....?

Beat him to death with the gun.

**shiznit2169** · 06-01-2008, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by DOMS

I only need three things:

1. Obama
2. Hilary
3. A Smith & Wesson with two bullets

If you think about it, that's actually 5 things

1. Obama
2. Hillary
3. Smith & Wesson
4. Bullet #1
5. Bullet #2

**goob** · 06-01-2008, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by Duncans Donuts

For me, a vibrator with 4 length settings.

Does that count as 5 things?

So let me get this straight....

3 weeks later a rescue party turns up to find a bloody DOMS carving up two dead polititians, the burned carcass of Syn, a man drowned in a sea of jizz, a man dead from massive internal bleeding with a vibrator stuffed up his cakehole.

And a man gone insane from the events of the previous 3 weeks in Vader?

And Shiz taking inventory...

**min0 lee** · 06-01-2008, 05:41 PM

A wilson soccer ball.
Blowup doll.
WiFi coconuts to make calls.

That's all I can think of.
Would this be a three hour tour...a three hour tour.

**DOMS** · 06-01-2008, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by shiznit2169

If you think about it, that's actually 5 things

1. Obama
2. Hillary
3. Smith & Wesson
4. Bullet #1
5. Bullet #2

So, does the clothing count to, or is that included with the person? If not, I'm going to need a third bullet, because I just can't live after having seen a naked Obama and a naked Hilary.

**Duncans Donuts** · 06-01-2008, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by goob

But in DOMS case there turns out to be another survivor.......a Mexican. What does he do with only two bullets....?

Without the Mexican, chorizo quality suffers.

**Duncans Donuts** · 06-01-2008, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by goob

So let me get this straight....

3 weeks later a rescue party turns up to find a bloody DOMS carving up two dead polititians, the burned carcass of Syn, a man drowned in a sea of jizz, a man dead from massive internal bleeding with a vibrator stuffed up his cakehole.

And a man gone insane from the events of the previous 3 weeks in Vader?

And Shiz taking inventory...

don't forget delicious chorizos

it would take more than 3 weeks to climb up the length settings i think, i'm not sick and depraved.

speaking from experience

**Gazhole** · 06-01-2008, 05:45 PM

A Sheep - Sexual gratification/stress relief, wool for bedding/clothing/washcloth, food when it dies.

An Axe - In case of Mexicans/wild animals/other synonyms.

Canteen - for water/etc.

Knife - The most useful tool ever.

Black box with a ? on it like you see on gameshows - To bribe idiots for their items. THE BOX MUST CONTAIN SOMETHING BETTER, OR WHY WOULD IT EXIST?

**goob** · 06-01-2008, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by Gazhole

A Sheep - Sexual gratification/stress relief, wool for bedding/clothing/washcloth, food when it dies.

An Axe - In case of Mexicans/wild animals/other synonyms.

Canteen - for water/etc.

Distilling tube - To distill water from the jug.

Knife - The most useful tool ever.

@ Gaz's priorities. THe sheep is first......

**Gazhole** · 06-01-2008, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by goob

@ Gaz's priorities. THe sheep is first......

If i dont get sexual release i go mad and murder people! At least thats what i expect would happen, theres plenty of sheep in wales and im usually too exhausted from the beastiality to travel anywhere with a low sheep-person ratio.

**goob** · 06-01-2008, 05:50 PM

I'll Go with

Big fuck off bag of Heroin. (Just as well I was flying with Columbia Air) For pain relief and to keep myself entertained.

An Axe. (Build a raft with + for some sort of hunting)

A lighter.

Keg of Beer spiked with LSD. (Gotta have some entertainment)

Water steraliser.

**Gazhole** · 06-01-2008, 05:54 PM

Id keep your LSD out of the beer, the alcohol could react and turn it into an inactive form.

Also, a lot of people seem to favour axes..

**goob** · 06-01-2008, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Gazhole

Id keep your LSD out of the beer, the alcohol could react and turn it into an inactive form.

Also, a lot of people seem to favour axes..

Damn, you know your narcotics. Forgot the part where drinking is the only way to get 'off' a trip quickly.....

**tallcall** · 06-01-2008, 06:01 PM

I would take a lighter, Long sturdy knife, a deep pot (for boiling water), Medical supplies (I'm sure I'm a bit worse for wear after I survived a plane crash), and Signal Flares.

If I could bring a 6th item it would be a dog - hunting for food.

**Gazhole** · 06-01-2008, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by goob

Damn, you know your narcotics. Forgot the part where drinking is the only way to get 'off' a trip quickly.....

Drugs are just the fun version of Chemistry

**Duncans Donuts** · 06-01-2008, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by goob

Damn, you know your narcotics. Forgot the part where drinking is the only way to get 'off' a trip quickly.....

LSD isn't a narcotic

**TexanTA1996** · 06-01-2008, 06:22 PM

Axe
Multi-Tool
Magnesium Stick
Pot to boil/cook in
A woman

Any list without an axe or machete is junk

**tallcall** · 06-01-2008, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by DOMS

I only need three things:

1. Obama
2. Hilary
3. A Smith & Wesson with two bullets

I thought you'd need three bullets - one for you when you see that Goob lied and the island is full of illegal immigrants.

**TexanTA1996** · 06-01-2008, 06:26 PM

A lighter is a complete waste. They don't last very long, it could break, get wet etc...Magnesium stick is a million times better, but not known to people that don't camp/hunt or are into survival. You can start a fire without either with some practice.

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