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  1. 06-03-2008, 05:49 AM #1
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    Corrupt a wish IM style

    Grant the previous poster's wish but in a corrupted way, and then make a wish for the next poster to corrupt.

    Example:
    Poster 1: I wish Danny would post on the board less.
    Poster 2: Granted, but now he calls us at home with stupid stories about razors in his mouth.



    My wish: I wish Albob wasn't so old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000 View Post
    My wish: I wish Albob wasn't so old.
    Corruption - Albob is now an unborn fetus living in your Womb. Enjoy!



    My Wish - I wish i was ruler of the universe, Vegeta-style.
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    Wish granted, you are now a ruler.


    I wish DOMS would learn to appreciate Mexicans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post


    I wish DOMS would learn to decapitate Mexicans.

    oh he has, and he now appreciates the unusual flavor all those years of eating spices gives them.

    i wish montreal was closer to bangor.

    Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!





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  6. 06-03-2008, 09:34 AM #5
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    Granted, but the time-space distortion process not only made the distance between smaller, it also made Vanity's penis smaller.

    I wish I had a clone me that could go to school and work so I could just stay home and lounge all day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000 View Post
    Granted, but the time-space distortion process not only made the distance between smaller, it also made Vanity's penis smaller.

    I wish I had a clone me that could go to school and work so I could just stay home and lounge all day.
    Wish granted....that clone is also doing Tit.


    I wish Doublebases teeth would turn white.
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  8. 06-03-2008, 09:42 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazhole View Post
    Vegeta-style.

    I can't believe you said this, and I figured I was the only one to get it so so I thought I'd quote it
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Wish granted....that clone is also doing Tit.


    I wish Doublebases teeth would turn white.
    Wish granted. But, now he is so good looking that your partner leaves you for doublebase.
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    I wish Kelju was smart enough to follow the format of this thread...make a wish, dork.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
    I wish Kelju was smart enough to follow the format of this thread...make a wish, dork.
    I wish DaMayor would cook one of my turds in his restaurant, and eat it.





    Hahahahaha! No matter what you do to me, you still had to eat my turd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    I wish DaMayor would cook one of my turds in his restaurant, and eat it.





    Hahahahaha! No matter what you do to me, you still had to eat my turd.
    Wish granted but he made it look so good you ended up eating some too.....

    I wish for whirrled peas......
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    Wish granted, but they sprout out of Manic's ass when he took too much Peyote...

    I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    and a '64 Impala.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000 View Post

    I can't believe you said this, and I figured I was the only one to get it so so I thought I'd quote it


    I cant help it, Vegeta was totally the man. I was gonna go as him to halloween one year, i still might in fact
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Wish granted, you are now a ruler.


    I wish DOMS would learn to appreciate Mexicans.
    Holy shit i cant stop laughing at this
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    i like gogeta that was a cool link up.
    i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys.
    there is no damn justice in the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goob View Post
    Wish granted, but they sprout out of Manic's ass when he took too much Peyote...

    I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    and a '64 Impala.....
    wish granted but now doms hates you becouse you are a tall mexican dating a transvestite, and the impala is up on blocks.

    i wish akira was not such a smart ass.
    i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys.
    there is no damn justice in the world.
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    oh and the rabbit in a hat with a bat randomly pops out of your ass to say hello.
    i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys.
    there is no damn justice in the world.
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    i wish akira was not such a smart ass.
    Okay, wish granted. Now AKIRA is brain dead, wears a helmet and slobbers a lot. As a result, he has been re-named Danny.

    I wish DOMS was forced to take an aerobics class with Richard Simmons.
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  20. 06-03-2008, 11:43 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
    I wish DOMS was forced to take an aerobics class with Richard Simmons.
    Granted, but DOMS made Richard Simmons look straight in comparison.

    I wish everyone at IM, no the WORLD, knew my name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000 View Post
    Granted, but DOMS made Richard Simmons look straight in comparison.

    I wish everyone at IM, no the WORLD, knew my name.
    Poof, now they all know your name and your penis size too so your new nickname is Pinky-Winky...

    I wish I was a hard of hearing Genie so I could misinterpret peoples wishes....
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    A man finds a lamp, rubs it and a genie appears. The genie tells the man he gets 3 wishes but for each wish his wife gets double. The man thinks and wishes for a car, poof he gets it and the wife gets 2. He wishes for 100 million dollars, poof and of course the wife gets 200 million.....then he looks at the genie, grins and says I want to be beaten half to death.....
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    Nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Poof, now they all know your name and your penis size too so your new nickname is Pinky-Winky...

    I wish I was a hard of hearing Genie so I could misinterpret peoples wishes....
    Granted.

    But now you are Danny's Genie. And being that deafness is only one of his many disabilities, he has a sign language translator. And you know sign language. and have 20/16 vision. And you constantly have to make him more razorblades.

    I wish I had the rhyme skill of Aesop Rock.
    This is my journal. Click it and such

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    Quote Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait View Post
    Granted.

    But now you are Danny's Genie. And being that deafness is only one of his many disabilities, he has a sign language translator. And you know sign language. and have 20/16 vision. And you constantly have to make him more razorblades.

    I wish I had the rhyme skill of Aesop Rock.
    Granted you now have the rhyme skill of Aesop's pet rock.

    I wish Goob would be elected president.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tallcall View Post
    Granted you now have the rhyme skill of Aesop's pet rock.
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