Thread: In bio today I learned that steroids are just carbon

yes and the best source of carbon is from the back of check books. just get your self some checks eat the paper that is behind the check. also i hear dog crap will help you grow. you have to ingest it though.

You can get a cheap source of carbon from your car..........

oh ya put your lips on the exhaust pipe and get to suckin. that will get you what ya need.

Al Gore is trying to stop carbon output, make sure he pays for that Danny!

If you drink bleach straight from the bottle and then go to the hospital they will treat you to a belly full of free carbon.....

The devil is in the details.

danny, creatine is the strongest steroid ever. the problem is you are taking it wrong. it gets degraded in the stomach. stop taking it orally. you need to take it rectally to absorb it through the colon and lower intestine. shove the pills up your ass and you will get huge.

Originally Posted by danny81

So if I eat alot of carbon will i recover faster?

c'mon... just stop it

hey i still think the dog shit is a good way to go for him.

Carbon - C
(Carbon Danny should ingest)

General Information

Discovery

Carbon is an element of prehistoric discovery and is widely distributed in nature.

Appearance

Can exist as black graphite, the colourless gem diamond, or as fullerenes (the most common of which is C60 and was discovered in 1985). Some scientists regard carbon nanotubes and carbynes as additional allotropic forms.

Source

Carbon is found in abundance in the sun, stars, comets and atmospheres of most planets.

Graphite is found naturally in many locations. Diamond is found in the form of microscopic crystals in some meteorites. Natural diamonds are found in the mineral kimberlite, sources of which are in South Africa, Arkansas and elsewhere. Diamonds are now also being recovered from the ocean floor off the Cape of Good Hope.

About 30% of all industrial diamonds used in the United States are made synthetically.

Carbon is found in combination in hydrocarbons (methane gas, oil and coal), and carbonates (limestone and dolomite).

Uses

Carbon is unique among the elements in the vast number and variey of compounds it can form. With hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen and other elements it forms very large numbers of compounds, carbon atom often being linked to carbon atom.

This ability to form chains is unique to carbon, and is thought to be an important reason for the dependance of life on this element. It is also an indispensable source of such varied everyday products as Nylon and petrol, perfume and plastics, shoe polish, DDT and TNT.

Biological Role

Carbon is the basis of all life as part of the DNA molecule. There are several million known carbon compounds, many thousands of which are vital to organic and life processes.

General Information

Carbon is found free in nature in four allotropic forms; amorphous, graphite, diamond and fullerines. Fullerines were first investigated in 1985 with the discovery of Buckminsterfullerene, C60. Graphite is used in lubricants and diamond is one of the hardest known materials. This difference is purely because of the arrangement of atoms in each of the two forms. In graphite, hexagonal rings are joined together to form sheets, and the sheets lie one on top of the other. In diamond, the atoms are arranged tetrahedrally in a vast continuous array.

In 1961 the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry adopted the isotope carbon-12 as the basis for relative atomic masses.

Carbon-14, an isotope with a half-life of 5730 years, has been widely used to date materials such as wood, archeological specimens, etc.




Physical Information
Atomic Number 6
Relative Atomic Mass (12C=12.000) 12.011
Melting Point/K 3820 (diamond)
Boiling Point/K 5100 (sublimes)
Density/kg m-3 3513 (diam.) 2260 (graph.)
Ground State Electron Configuration [He]2s22p2
Electron Affinity(M-M-)/kJ mol-1 -121


Key Isotopes
nuclide 12C 13C 14C
atomic mass 12.000 13.003 14.003
natural abundance 98.90% 1.10% trace
half-life stable stable 5730 yrs


Other Information
Enthalpy of Fusion/kJ mol-1 105.0
Enthalpy of Vaporisation/kJ mol-1 710.9

Oxidation States
This concept is rarely used in discussing carbon in its compounds because of subtleties of bonding. However, in single compounds it can be regarded as having oxidation states of C-4, C+2, C+4.

Covalent Bonds /kJ mol-1
C - H 411
C - C 348
C = C 614
C º C 839
C = N 615
C º N 891
C = O 745
C º O 1074
Ionisation Energies/kJ mol-1
M - M+ 1086.2
M+ - M2+ 2352
M2+ - M3+ 4620
M3+ - M4+ 6222
M4+ - M5+ 37827
M5+ - M6+ 47270

Or just eat a nice Pencil......or what Manic said....good deal on carbon AND Magnesium Citrate.


Quit posting dumb assed shit...dumb ass.

alright alright. chill. i didnt know what carbon was. i thought it was something found in food chill

Originally Posted by danny81

alright alright. chill. i didnt know what carbon was. i thought it was something found in food chill

I can be found in food....if you've burned your toast.