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06-20-2008, 09:25 AM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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The 10 Oldest Women We’d Still Bang
Oh boy. You ever put together a Top 10 ranking and, after some research, discover horrible things about yourself? Let’s say, for example, you were thinking you were going to rank the oldest women you’d still have consensual sexual intercourse with and think there’d be some hot babes in their 40s and 50s on that list… and then have the youngest one be 58 years old? Well that’s exactly what happened. Here are the Top 10 Oldest Women we’d still bang. Enjoy.
10. Morgan Fairchild (58)
Them breastessess don’t look 58! Lose the arm gloves and we’re talkin’.
9. Cheryl Tiegs (60)
We’ll never take down our Cheryl Tiegs poster either.
8. Susan Lucci (61)
More like ‘All My Grandchildren”. But she still gives us a halfy.
7. Suzanne Somers (61)
Oooooh. G-mama takes care of herself. Lemme be your Thigh Master. Or something.
6. Diane Sawyer (62)
I bet she’s really classy in the bedroom. Whatever that means.
5. Goldie Hawn (62)
Just, like, pretend its Kate Hudson.
4. Helen Mirren (62)
So old… but so elegant. We’d do.
3. Dolly Parton (62)
Like if Dolly Parton was hitting on you, you’d turn it down. It would be your duty as an American.
2. Racquel Welch (67)
She’s not a ‘would do’, she’s actually a ‘want to do’. Hubba hubba, old lady.
1. Sophia Lauren (73)
Uhhhh. Seventy three, huh? Hmm. Okay. Yeah. We’d do it. Then we’d brag to our grandpa.
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No Wonder Women, no Bo Derek?
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Damn Morgan has some biig titties!
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Goldie Hawn, hell no.
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I'm going to have to go with Raquel Welch, surgery n all.
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I'm down with #7, but the rest I'd have to pass.
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06-20-2008, 01:16 PM #10Peelosopher
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is that a computer generated dolly parton or is she just so fake now she's a walking cartoon?
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06-20-2008, 03:05 PM #11Always growing.....
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I'd still motorboat Dollys tits.
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06-20-2008, 04:26 PM #13Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Morgan Fairchild is hot as hell.
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I've always thought she was hot when she was on those Old Navy commercials. She didn't look older than mid-30s in those things. Originally Posted by KelJu
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06-20-2008, 05:28 PM #15Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Lol, I remember those. The commercials sucked, but they always had hot chicks, so I would watch them. Originally Posted by KentDog
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#10, 2, and 1...all the others I'd pass up
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THis looks bad
So i'll include some inspiration:
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How old is old?
But, she don't look like this no mo:
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Bernadette
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Nicole Kidman is older and she is pregnant!! Let's all do her!!! She is hot hot hot hot!!
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I'd be going to hell if I did this to Mary-Ann...
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Yes KEFE would spread his seed to all of them.
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Good for you young man - Originally Posted by KEFE
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