Thread: Hulk, Smchulk... Who do you want to see play She-Hulk?

That big fat beeeotch from American Gladiator...Helga what's-her-name.



Personally, I'd like to be hulked by Venom and Crush.

Originally Posted by DaMayor

Personally, I'd like to be hulked by Venom and Crush.

I didn't know you swung that way.


Is this your hero?

Originally Posted by DaMayor

Personally, I'd like to be hulked by Venom and Crush.

I have no idea how to interpret this in any hetero way. Perhaps you should change your post back on the boy-britney thread?

Helga is fine ass big girl.. I'm not playin

Originally Posted by Crono1000

I have no idea how to interpret this in any hetero way. Perhaps you should change your post back on the boy-britney thread?

Meet Crush........................and Venom.



In this case, the term "hulked" would refer to the act of being.........Oh forget it, I used the term all wrong....that sounded gay.

It's the tongue right? I can understand...

Originally Posted by DaMayor

In this case, the term "hulked" would refer to the act of being.........Oh forget it, I used the term all wrong....that sounded gay.

for some reason this cracked me up

sheri papcsy

Originally Posted by DaMayor

Meet Crush........................and Venom.



In this case, the term "hulked" would refer to the act of being.........Oh forget it, I used the term all wrong....that sounded gay.

A bit too......er.. 'manly' and muscular for me, I prefer my women to be.... women.

Originally Posted by goob

A bit too......er.. 'manly' and muscular for me, I prefer my women to be.... women.

even the one on the left? There's nothing manly about her

the blonde is passable though

Originally Posted by Crono1000

even the one on the left? There's nothing manly about her

the blonde is passable though

Strong jaw line and pretty muscular. I want to do the throwing in bed, not be thrown about (ok, I lied..). The blonde is passable though.

Ok, not muscular, but who cares. I take her if she was green anyday.

"Yes, Erica just take another smoke of the joint, and drink up. No, don't be silly, you'll feel great..."

Actually, I think Crush is a more workable specimen.


Gotta have something to work with, fellahs. A woman that's too lean is like a steak that's too dry.


Okay, so I'm stopping with the analogies for the rest of the day.

Is it too early to start drinkin'?

which one's crush?

Originally Posted by goob

Strong jaw line and pretty muscular. I want to do the throwing in bed, not be thrown about (ok, I lied..). The blonde is passable though.

I meant she's passable for a man

Originally Posted by Crono1000

I meant she's passable for a man

So, you prefer the other one?

Originally Posted by goob

So, you prefer the other one?

hell yeah. But blonde chicks typically aren't my thing anyway

Originally Posted by Crono1000

hell yeah. But blonde chicks typically aren't my thing anyway

...you mean you can't get any?

Originally Posted by goob

...you mean you can't get any?

I wouldn't know. But in all my life I've never gone after a blonde chick. I don't know what it is, but they're typically very forgettable to me and actually quite asexual.

Little Wing is, of course, the exception

Originally Posted by Crono1000

hell yeah. But blonde chicks typically aren't my thing anyway

Agreed. I've always been drawn to Blondes initially, but usually there's not much there.

Crush is the Brunette on the left. She looks better in action, which is why I don't mind watching the cheesy Gladiator show when my son insists...

Not the best face in the world, but I'd be willing to overlook that.

And this guy...

Titan's a fairy.

Originally Posted by DaMayor

Agreed. I've always been drawn to Blondes initially, but usually there's not much there.

Crush is the Brunette on the left. She looks better in action, which is why I don't mind watching the cheesy Gladiator show when my son insists...

Not the best face in the world, but I'd be willing to overlook that.

And this guy...

Titan's a fairy.

you just keep digging yourself a deep, gay hole

Originally Posted by DaMayor

And this guy...

Titan's a fairy.

What was that about being initially attracted to blond's you were saying??

I knew it!

Originally Posted by DaMayor

Meet Crush........................and Venom.



In this case, the term "hulked" would refer to the act of being.........Oh forget it, I used the term all wrong....that sounded gay.

Jesus christ, the one on the left is hot! I need to download some AG episodes.

Originally Posted by DaMayor

That big fat beeeotch from American Gladiator...Helga what's-her-name.



Personally, I'd like to be hulked by Venom and Crush.

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