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    Turtle laid eggs in my yard.

    I went out to turn the sprinkler off and I almost stepped on a turtle that was digging a hole so it could lay its eggs in the middle of the front yard. I thought this was weird because my house really isn't that close to any water. . I think I'm going to let her lay her eggs and when they hatch bring them down to the nearby rural swamp/lake area. What would you guys do?

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    Make sure you demarcate the area and keep an eye out for them. The real risk is that, after they hatch, birds will get them. You could place netting over the enclosure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post

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    Funny thing is....I went out several hours later with a flashlight and I couldn't find the big hole she dug or anything. They are good at hiding their nests. I want to find it because I have to mow soon and I don't want to kill them all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RasPlasch View Post
    I went out to turn the sprinkler off and I almost stepped on a turtle that was digging a hole so it could lay its eggs in the middle of the front yard. I thought this was weird because my house really isn't that close to any water. . I think I'm going to let her lay her eggs and when they hatch bring them down to the nearby rural swamp/lake area. What would you guys do?
    strange coincidence, a turtle laid eggs in front of my girlfriend's best friend's house today as well.

    you wouldnt happen to live in monticello Minnesota would you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait View Post
    strange coincidence, a turtle laid eggs in front of my girlfriend's best friend's house today as well.

    you wouldnt happen to live in monticello Minnesota would you?

    Wow very strange. I live just a short distance south of you. I live in Lakeville, Minnesota.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RasPlasch View Post
    Wow very strange. I live just a short distance south of you. I live in Lakeville, Minnesota.
    wait do you have a sister?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SYN View Post
    Pics?
    Of his sister???




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    Depends on how old the sister is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait View Post
    strange coincidence, a turtle laid eggs in front of my girlfriend's best friend's house today as well.

    you wouldnt happen to live in monticello Minnesota would you?
    Quote Originally Posted by RasPlasch View Post
    Wow very strange. I live just a short distance south of you. I live in Lakeville, Minnesota.
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    wait do you have a sister?
    In "As the IronMagazine Turns" soap opera we will find out if The Fish slept with the Plasch sister...and with an added bonus The Plasch may have fathered the Fishes turtle babies.....stay tuned for more of the "As the IronMagazine Turns" soap opera.

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    Yes I do have a sister. Why?

    And no I didn't take any pictures. The turtle covered up the hole now. Its just a little dirt patch.

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    What a small world this really is.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    What a small world this really is.....

    I know....this is weird if he knows my sister.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    In "As the IronMagazine Turns" soap opera we will find out if The Fish slept with the Plasch sister...and with an added bonus The Plasch may have fathered the Fishes turtle babies.....stay tuned for more of the "As the IronMagazine Turns" soap opera.
    Soap Opera??? More like Marine porn. Pasch boning a turtle, while a Fish fuck his sister? Min0, you've outdone yourself this time.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    Depends on how old the sister is.

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    Somehow this beautiful story about a young man finding turtle eggs in his yard has into a morbid tale of Sex, adultery, and violence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Somehow this beautiful story about a young man finding turtle eggs in his yard has into a morbid tale of Sex, adultery, and violence.
    Yeah, the movie would be directed by David Chronenberg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Somehow this beautiful story about a young man finding turtle eggs in his yard has into a morbid tale of Sex, adultery, and violence.

    Only you guys would turn this into an exciting soap opera story. .

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    RP, leave the eggs alone the turtle knows what it's doing and Fish leave his sister alone she doesn't know what she's doing!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    RP, leave the eggs alone the turtle knows what it's doing and Fish leave his sister alone she doesn't know what she's doing!!!
    I am I am! How did you know my sister doesn't know what shes doing with her life? Stalker.

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    Oh boy, this aught to be interesting.

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    Right after reading this post Fish called Wanda and asked if he was related to Plasch.....she said yes and that she is also pregnant.

    Fish has yet to be seen or heard of...

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Right after reading this post Fish called Wanda and asked if he was related to Plasch.....she said yes and that she is also pregnant.

    Fish has yet to be seen or heard of...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RasPlasch View Post
    I went out to turn the sprinkler off and I almost stepped on a turtle that was digging a hole so it could lay its eggs in the middle of the front yard. I thought this was weird because my house really isn't that close to any water. . I think I'm going to let her lay her eggs and when they hatch bring them down to the nearby rural swamp/lake area. What would you guys do?
    are you sure it is a turtle and not a tortoise?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait View Post
    wait do you have a sister?

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