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Penis disrupts graduation
Man dressed as penis disrupts graduation -- Page 1 -- Times Union - Albany NY
Man dressed as penis disrupts graduation
By DENNIS YUSKO, Staff writer
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Last updated: 5:09 p.m., Thursday, June 26, 2008
SARATOGA SPRINGS -- A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.
Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC's stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out, Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe said.
Morett purchased the full-body costume and sprayed parts of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, Briscoe said.
His motive? ``He thought it would be funny,'' Briscoe said.
Morett was ticketed for disorderly conduct, a violation, and will face the charges in City Court on Tuesday, Briscoe said. Morett graduated from Saratoga Springs High School last year. He tried to streak away from law enforcement, but could not. ``Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,'' said Briscoe, who made the arrest.
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Tripped up by his balls!!!!
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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and drag down the features of age,
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"I would'a gotten away from those meddling coppers if I hadn'tve had balls down to my ankles!!! a cha cha chaaaa!!!!"
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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and drag down the features of age,
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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06-28-2008, 09:03 PM #6Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Was it those medling kids and their dog too?
Originally Posted by maniclion
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None of the kids look impressed in that pic.
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06-28-2008, 09:15 PM #8Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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C'mon, that was the band and the honors students... Originally Posted by AKIRA
...They all had a stick up their ass anyway
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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I was about to say they all have the golden honors cords around their shoulders of course they're going to act that way, still putting on a show even when it doesn't matter.... Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
My friend CJ cut his slacks at the knees and sewed elastic into the top...he then wore a jockstrap to graduation and did a handstand after he grabbed his diploma with his robe falling over his head.....even though I had honors I still fell out of my chair laughing of course Casey and Misty the two top honors students acted like they were not in the least amused.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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thas freakin hillarius Originally Posted by maniclion
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06-30-2008, 02:36 PM #11Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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I find it not only disturbing that your friend wore "slacks", but even moreso that you would refer to them as such. Originally Posted by maniclion
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