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Magical Apelikemenace
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Pretend Marriage?
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to
the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, he leans over the side and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." In a sexy voice she says: "I have a better idea. Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims. "Good," she replies. "Get your own blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted. |
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fiendish thingy
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bahahaha
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..is bulking up!
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Cana-dah
Posts: 5,283
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