Pretend Marriage?

The Monkey Man · 07-14-2008, 10:10 PM

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to
the same sleeping room on a transcontinental
train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are
tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over the side and gently wakes the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

In a sexy voice she says:
"I have a better idea. Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

fufu · 07-14-2008, 10:51 PM

bahahaha

Crono1000 · 07-14-2008, 11:24 PM

SYN · 07-15-2008, 07:24 AM

BulkMeUp · 07-15-2008, 10:52 AM

07-14-2008, 10:10 PM	#1
The Monkey Man Magical Apelikemenace Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Delhi, India Posts: 13,648 Photos: 34	Pretend Marriage? A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, he leans over the side and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." In a sexy voice she says: "I have a better idea. Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims. "Good," she replies. "Get your own blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted.
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