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    Pretend Marriage?

    A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to
    the same sleeping room on a transcontinental
    train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are
    tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, he leans over the side and gently wakes the woman saying,
    "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
    closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    In a sexy voice she says:
    "I have a better idea. Just for tonight, let's pretend that
    we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

    "Good," she replies. "Get your own blanket!"

    After a moment of silence, he farted.

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