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How do I speed up getting over a shitty relationship!?!?



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Old 07-20-2008, 01:04 AM   #1
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How do I speed up getting over a shitty relationship!?!?

Besides guzzling beer, poisoning my body, and lamenting over a virtual street whore?




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Old 07-20-2008, 02:31 AM   #2
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Take a vacation and do something you haven't done in a long time.

Get away from things that remind you of the bad relationship.
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Old 07-20-2008, 03:25 AM   #3
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Yeah, yeah...

Sonds simple




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Old 07-20-2008, 03:28 AM   #4
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What if this broad willingly tried to pass her STD onto me, just so she could go FWD to be with the next guy that ,might f*@k her well, and make HER feel better about what a lying skank she is? ---- (for five minutes)




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Old 07-20-2008, 04:29 AM   #5
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Be glad you are free from her and do accomplish some goals you've been meaning to do but haven't gotten around to them. Let me tell you a story very similar to this. There once was a guy named Al, he was a star in
Star in what ma' brotha?




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Old 07-20-2008, 04:31 AM   #6
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what sux is:

she f*@ked me when I needed support...
... Blown out bicep, and feeling like a wuss -




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Old 07-20-2008, 04:35 AM   #7
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Yes,I need 2B positive and continue my rein of FWD thinking...

She s a Herpes and Clap infested skank, who failed in her marriage, but refused to saet the score straight w/any other human being.




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Be glad you are free from her and do accomplish some goals you've been meaning to do but haven't gotten around to them. Let me tell you a story very similar to this. There once was a guy named Al, he was a star football player in High School, then he met a girl and she past on 2 STD's Kelly(like syphilis makes you lose your brain but comes in an attractive package) and BUD (known to cause nymphomania). Now Al could have ditched the woman and lived free but he stayed and got Pegged as a Puss. His only pleasures soon became over-reacting to fat women, BIG'UNS Magazine, the rare hot broad letting him put shoes on her feet and his Club NO MA'AM or The National Orginization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood and of course vegetating in front of tv watching such shows as this

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and thus there is your standing motivation to get over it...

You see what he did when he ditched the couch monster....
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"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
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Sorry Pre-Mature Posting....I was editing it and got sidetracked and then had to delete the original because of the time limit,,,



"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
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You get over a shitty relationship with two girls and one cup of...


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The new chick should be her old mom!

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take a serious moment to be true to yourself about what happened, realize it and move on and don't let it take up space in your mind. close that shit!



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Look within MonkeyMan. Pain is sometimes how we know we are alive. I know this guy who always sets up himself for the crazy shit. He always bitches about it afterwards, but he just does it again and again and again. Why? He is only alive while he is freaked out. Normal life has no buzz for the dude.

Sooo uhhh, you like the crazy stuff too me thinks ...
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