Stainless steel cube in your mouth

Vieope · 07-21-2008, 06:11 AM

If in the future people had stainless steel cubes and their hobby was to put it in their mouths for at least 6 hours a day. Let it sit above your tongue and it would give you pleasure.
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But one day a year your religion said you should share your cube, let it go. This was a new thing and most people never agreed to this new practice. Crazy I know, afterall it was your cube. Fucking buy your cube if you want one, dont expect me to share it, this was what most people thought.

Then one day you found out what your cube did that day and it was filthy. It had gone to the sewer, inside hospital garbage, dirt, everything sick. But when it was returned to you, it was cleaned. The cube cleaning company said it was cleaned chemically and checked with a microscope and it was completely clean, not bacteria or virus.

Would you use your cube again? Too expensive to buy a new cube.

tallcall · 07-21-2008, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Vieope

If in the future people had stainless steel cubes and their hobby was to put it in their mouths for at least 6 hours a day. Let it sit above your tongue and it would give you pleasure.
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But one day a year your religion said you should share your cube, let it go. This was a new thing and most people never agreed to this new practice. Crazy I know, afterall it was your cube. Fucking buy your cube if you want one, dont expect me to share it, this was what most people thought.

Then one day you found out what your cube did that day and it was filthy. It had gone to the sewer, inside hospital garbage, dirt, everything sick. But when it was returned to you, it was cleaned. The cube cleaning company said it was cleaned chemically and checked with a microscope and it was completely clean, not bacteria or virus.

Would you use your cube again? Too expensive to buy a new cube.

Did somebody give you a dirty cube??

I'd share my cube with you! Especially after it goes through the sewer.

I'd probably just give it away.

Little Wing · 07-21-2008, 07:53 AM

surgical and dental instruments get sterilized and reused. this is pretty much happening to us all anyway.

tallcall · 07-21-2008, 08:02 AM

What are you doing with my cubes in your mouth?

DaMayor · 07-21-2008, 08:49 AM

If everyone was buying cubes, I would buy an orb, or maybe an triangle.

bio-chem · 07-21-2008, 08:51 AM

this is a wierd analogy. what are you really afraid of?

DaMayor · 07-21-2008, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

this is a wierd analogy. what are you really afraid of?

Vieope, this is bio-chem....Bio-chem, meet Vieope.

bio-chem · 07-21-2008, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by DaMayor

Vieope, this is bio-chem....Bio-chem, meet Vieope.

nice

fufu · 07-21-2008, 10:13 AM

Hmm, I'd probably buy a new one due to emotional anguish related w/ the first one. How much are they anyways?

BulkMeUp · 07-21-2008, 10:15 AM

We eat from plates that multiple anonymous people have eaten from in the past in restaurants. That kid liked his dinner so much he licked the plate clean and you got served your dinner in the same plate later on!

fufu · 07-21-2008, 10:22 AM

Would you lick the toilet seat of a truck stop bathroom if it was cleaned perfectly?

**IainDaniel** · 07-21-2008, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by fufu

Would you lick the toilet seat of a truck stop bathroom if it was cleaned perfectly?

Do you normally lick a truck stop bathroom seat?

tallcall · 07-21-2008, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Do you normally lick a truck stop bathroom seat?

What? You don't??

**IainDaniel** · 07-21-2008, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by tallcall

What? You don't??

Only the dirty ones.

tallcall · 07-21-2008, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Only the dirty ones.

The crunchy stuff is just there for flavor!

**IainDaniel** · 07-21-2008, 11:47 AM

and the pubes to clean your teeth out afterwords. Gotta have good dental hygiene.

fufu · 07-21-2008, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Do you normally lick a truck stop bathroom seat?

yes but that is besides the point

07-21-2008, 06:11 AM	#1
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,967 Photos: 10	Stainless steel cube in your mouth If in the future people had stainless steel cubes and their hobby was to put it in their mouths for at least 6 hours a day. Let it sit above your tongue and it would give you pleasure. --- \| \| --- But one day a year your religion said you should share your cube, let it go. This was a new thing and most people never agreed to this new practice. Crazy I know, afterall it was your cube. Fucking buy your cube if you want one, dont expect me to share it, this was what most people thought. Then one day you found out what your cube did that day and it was filthy. It had gone to the sewer, inside hospital garbage, dirt, everything sick. But when it was returned to you, it was cleaned. The cube cleaning company said it was cleaned chemically and checked with a microscope and it was completely clean, not bacteria or virus. Would you use your cube again? Too expensive to buy a new cube.

07-21-2008, 07:53 AM	#3
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	surgical and dental instruments get sterilized and reused. this is pretty much happening to us all anyway. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

07-21-2008, 08:02 AM	#4
tallcall The Evil Director is IN Elite Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 2,897 Photos: 12	What are you doing with my *cubes* in your mouth? First Place Florida State Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Champions - My guys - "Team Brotherhood"

07-21-2008, 10:13 AM	#9
fufu fiendish thingy Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 16,731 Photos: 8	Hmm, I'd probably buy a new one due to emotional anguish related w/ the first one. How much are they anyways? fufu's 1337 Journal Your diet will set you free.

07-21-2008, 10:22 AM	#11
fufu fiendish thingy Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 16,731 Photos: 8	Would you lick the toilet seat of a truck stop bathroom if it was cleaned perfectly? fufu's 1337 Journal Your diet will set you free.

07-21-2008, 08:49 AM	#5
DaMayor On a Perpetual Bulk Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ... Posts: 6,145	If everyone was buying cubes, I would buy an orb, or maybe an triangle.

07-21-2008, 08:51 AM	#6
bio-chem Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 5,774 Photos: 14	this is a wierd analogy. what are you really afraid of?

07-21-2008, 10:15 AM	#10
BulkMeUp ..is bulking up! Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Cana-dah Posts: 5,636	We eat from plates that multiple anonymous people have eaten from in the past in restaurants. That kid liked his dinner so much he licked the plate clean and you got served your dinner in the same plate later on!

07-21-2008, 11:47 AM	#16
IainDaniel My Role Model Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 17,548	and the pubes to clean your teeth out afterwords. Gotta have good dental hygiene. Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

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