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    Stainless steel cube in your mouth


    If in the future people had stainless steel cubes and their hobby was to put it in their mouths for at least 6 hours a day. Let it sit above your tongue and it would give you pleasure.
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    But one day a year your religion said you should share your cube, let it go. This was a new thing and most people never agreed to this new practice. Crazy I know, afterall it was your cube. Fucking buy your cube if you want one, dont expect me to share it, this was what most people thought.

    Then one day you found out what your cube did that day and it was filthy. It had gone to the sewer, inside hospital garbage, dirt, everything sick. But when it was returned to you, it was cleaned. The cube cleaning company said it was cleaned chemically and checked with a microscope and it was completely clean, not bacteria or virus.

    Would you use your cube again? Too expensive to buy a new cube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope View Post

    If in the future people had stainless steel cubes and their hobby was to put it in their mouths for at least 6 hours a day. Let it sit above your tongue and it would give you pleasure.
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    But one day a year your religion said you should share your cube, let it go. This was a new thing and most people never agreed to this new practice. Crazy I know, afterall it was your cube. Fucking buy your cube if you want one, dont expect me to share it, this was what most people thought.

    Then one day you found out what your cube did that day and it was filthy. It had gone to the sewer, inside hospital garbage, dirt, everything sick. But when it was returned to you, it was cleaned. The cube cleaning company said it was cleaned chemically and checked with a microscope and it was completely clean, not bacteria or virus.

    Would you use your cube again? Too expensive to buy a new cube.

    Did somebody give you a dirty cube??

    I'd share my cube with you! Especially after it goes through the sewer.

    I'd probably just give it away.

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    surgical and dental instruments get sterilized and reused. this is pretty much happening to us all anyway.

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    What are you doing with my cubes in your mouth?


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    If everyone was buying cubes, I would buy an orb, or maybe an triangle.

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    this is a wierd analogy. what are you really afraid of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
    this is a wierd analogy. what are you really afraid of?
    Vieope, this is bio-chem....Bio-chem, meet Vieope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
    Vieope, this is bio-chem....Bio-chem, meet Vieope.
    nice

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    Hmm, I'd probably buy a new one due to emotional anguish related w/ the first one. How much are they anyways?
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    We eat from plates that multiple anonymous people have eaten from in the past in restaurants. That kid liked his dinner so much he licked the plate clean and you got served your dinner in the same plate later on!

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    Would you lick the toilet seat of a truck stop bathroom if it was cleaned perfectly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu View Post
    Would you lick the toilet seat of a truck stop bathroom if it was cleaned perfectly?
    Do you normally lick a truck stop bathroom seat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Do you normally lick a truck stop bathroom seat?
    What? You don't??

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    Quote Originally Posted by tallcall View Post
    What? You don't??
    Only the dirty ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Only the dirty ones.
    The crunchy stuff is just there for flavor!

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    and the pubes to clean your teeth out afterwords. Gotta have good dental hygiene.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Do you normally lick a truck stop bathroom seat?
    yes but that is besides the point
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