Lost Keys

soxmuscle · 07-25-2008, 08:51 AM

So it's just about 10 here and I've been up since 8:15 looking for my keys so I could get to work.

Keep in mind, I rejected an offer to go to this afternoons Cubs game because I need to make money.

With that said, I have searched every single place I went yesterday, thinking back to the last place I remember having them and they are nowhere to be found.

I've checked places that I wouldn't even go if it was my only way out of the house in a fire.

I also managed to embarrass myself by screaming "Fuck!" and kicking the recycling bin to which my neighbor asked me if everything was alright.

So, which one of you stiffs took them?

JailHouse · 07-25-2008, 09:18 AM

did you get drunk last night? I used to always get HAMMERED and lose my keys the next morning. I have 3 copies for all my keys now.

squanto · 07-25-2008, 09:25 AM

Did you look in your hand?

tallcall · 07-25-2008, 09:27 AM

I was wondering how those strange keys got in my pants pocket. I must have been really drunk last night!

Did you look in your pockets, or maybe your hand?

It's always in the last place you look! - Jeff Foxworthy (butchered but funny)

tallcall · 07-25-2008, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by squanto

Did you look in your hand?

Damn, beat me to it!!

Triple Threat · 07-25-2008, 09:50 AM

Did you look in the door to where you are living?

HialeahChico305 · 07-25-2008, 10:05 AM

I used to lose my keys everytime ( I know surprising huh?) , all I did was put a big red key chain and the problem was solved. Hard to lose sigth of those fuckers now.

BoneCrusher · 07-25-2008, 10:56 AM

Look in the fridge and the freezer.

Did you go home alone? Maybe he/she has them ...

Look in your car ignition too. Uhhh, your car is in your driveway I'm assuming.

Triple Threat · 07-25-2008, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Did you go home alone? Maybe he/she has them ...

Do you think that sox might have picked up min0 lee?

maniclion · 07-25-2008, 12:12 PM

now look in your other hand....

soxmuscle · 07-25-2008, 12:53 PM

Haha.

I completely forgot I got a phone call on my way home from work and sat outside in the Hammock before going inside.

Naturally, when my gf called me again this morning while I'm throwing a fit trying to find these things, I remembered and there they were.. right underneath the hammock.

Must've fallen out of my pocket.

I'm an idiot.

maniclion · 07-25-2008, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I'm an idiot.

+1

Triple Threat · 07-25-2008, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

Haha.

Must've fallen out of my pocket.

I'm an idiot.

No argument here.

soxmuscle · 07-25-2008, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple Threat

No argument here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by maniclion

+1

min0 lee · 07-25-2008, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I'm an idiot.

We all knew that already.

tallcall · 07-26-2008, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I'm an idiot.

And you just now realized it?

07-25-2008, 08:51 AM	#1
soxmuscle do work son Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I will eat your face Posts: 8,280 Photos: 10	Lost Keys So it's just about 10 here and I've been up since 8:15 looking for my keys so I could get to work. Keep in mind, I rejected an offer to go to this afternoons Cubs game because I need to make money. With that said, I have searched every single place I went yesterday, thinking back to the last place I remember having them and they are nowhere to be found. I've checked places that I wouldn't even go if it was my only way out of the house in a fire. I also managed to embarrass myself by screaming "Fuck!" and kicking the recycling bin to which my neighbor asked me if everything was alright. So, which one of you stiffs took them?
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07-25-2008, 09:18 AM	#2
JailHouse I Drink 24 Packs!!! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: On IM Posts: 1,436 Photos: 3	did you get drunk last night? I used to always get HAMMERED and lose my keys the next morning. I have 3 copies for all my keys now.
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07-25-2008, 09:27 AM	#4
tallcall That's Mr. Incredible Elite Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 2,458 Blog Entries: 8	I was wondering how those strange keys got in my pants pocket. I must have been really drunk last night! Did you look in your pockets, or maybe your hand? It's always in the last place you look! - Jeff Foxworthy (butchered but funny)
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07-25-2008, 12:53 PM	#11
soxmuscle do work son Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I will eat your face Posts: 8,280 Photos: 10	Haha. I completely forgot I got a phone call on my way home from work and sat outside in the Hammock before going inside. Naturally, when my gf called me again this morning while I'm throwing a fit trying to find these things, I remembered and there they were.. right underneath the hammock. Must've fallen out of my pocket. I'm an idiot.
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07-25-2008, 09:25 AM	#3
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BoneCrusher Lift or Die Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 8,545	Look in the fridge and the freezer. Did you go home alone? Maybe he/she has them ... Look in your car ignition too. Uhhh, your car is in your driveway I'm assuming.

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