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    Shoplifting suspect crushed in compactor
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    Michigan authorities say a shoplifting suspect has died after being crushed in a trash compactor where she was hiding.

    The Eaton County sheriff's department said two women fled a Lansing-area TJ Maxx discount store after spraying a security guard with mace. A deputy found one of the women behind a nearby trash compactor.

    Deputies say the woman wouldn't say where the other woman was hiding.

    Shortly afterward, authorities got a call about a woman trapped in the trash compactor. Tyree Monique Tate of Delta Township was pulled from the machine by rescuers and taken to a hospital, where the 26-year-old later died.



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    ... hope the herd was culled before she reproduce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by largepkg View Post
    Shoplifting suspect crushed in compactor
    The Associated Press
    2:35 PM EDT, August 19, 2008
    Michigan authorities say a shoplifting suspect has died after being crushed in a trash compactor where she was hiding.

    The Eaton County sheriff's department said two women fled a Lansing-area TJ Maxx discount store after spraying a security guard with mace. A deputy found one of the women behind a nearby trash compactor.

    Deputies say the woman wouldn't say where the other woman was hiding.

    Shortly afterward, authorities got a call about a woman trapped in the trash compactor. Tyree Monique Tate of Delta Township was pulled from the machine by rescuers and taken to a hospital, where the 26-year-old later died.


    The other lady could and should be charged for homicidal neglect or something to that effect.
    Snitches get stitches, but this one died...

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    Pffft....White Trash.


    Probably drove a compact car.

    Won't be skipping Bale now..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
    Pffft....White Trash.


    Probably drove a compact car.

    Won't be skipping Bale now..

    Wha- wha- whaaaaaaaaa

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    Ouch, a gruesome death.

    By the way, I thought people only hid in the garbage in movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    The other lady could and should be charged for homicidal neglect or something to that effect.
    Snitches get stitches, but this one died...
    Prolly was since that is the standard these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher View Post
    Prolly was since that is the standard these days.


    No, No, No...

    Remember, she's the criminal... It was the Evil TJMaxx store for their unsafe death machine





    Personally I think it was a great place to hide... She just should have made sure she could have got out of it

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