Thread: Sound Off: What Would You Do If You Had A Penis For A Day ladies?

Here are some quotes other women.
What Would You Do With A Penis For A Day? | The Frisky

“I’d check out this whole urinal thing. The etiquette of urinal peeing fascinates me. Can I look down at the dude next to me to compare? Do I have to stare straight ahead? How does that WORK, exactly? If I was a dude, I think every single time I’d walk into the bathroom and some guy was peeing in a urinal, I’d feel like I walked in on them! ‘Oops! Sorry, didn’t know someone was in here.’ Awkward.” -- Jocelyn

“I would sit on the subway with my legs spread open taking up the entire seat. I hate when men do that.” -- Kelly

“I would have tons of sex. I think sex is probably way better for dudes.” -- Layla

“I wouldn’t want an actual d--k. But I would want to be a guy because then I could be powerful without seeming like I’m a bitch. Like, I could BE a d--k.” -- Catherine

“I would want to have sex with a woman, but in the way that girls just can’t—like different positions, doggy-style and stuff. Honestly, I don’t think I could have an orgasm in many of the positions that men can.” -- Louisa

“I would pee standing up, in public, just because I could.” -- Doublebase

“You know how in the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape, Tommy put his penis between his legs like a woman? I would do that, just to freak people out.” -- Cassie

“I would have sex with every woman I possibly could, to see how it felt physically and to see how it felt emotionally to be a total man-whore.” -- Jenn

“Masturbate. A lot. In the shower though, because even as a guy, sperm would gross me out.” -- Brie

“Seriously, I don’t think I would be able to stop touching it. I would just fondle myself all day.” -- Erin

“Do I get balls too? I think that’s really the part that would be the most fun and fascinating. And part of me would want to be kicked in the balls, just to see why guys act like such wimps about it. Oh and I would definitely tea bag someone and take a picture.” -- Julia

“First I would pee in as many spots as possible outside. Then I would write my name with it.” -- TitiyAna

“I would pee on people’s heads from a roof and then write my name in the snow.”—Lauren

“I think I would draw a happy face on the tip and make the pee hole talk. My wiener would say, ‘Hi Amelia, how are you today?’ I would be pretty busy that day, actually.” -- Colleen

All of these women have no clue what it would be like. I'm betting they would all be like us guys when we first learned that if we rubbed it long enough it felt good and would end up doing it like 8 times a day just like we did at first. Second thing they would learn is that tight pants are not good especially when sitting down. Also sitting with one leg crossed over the other is not possible the way they do it, the ankle over the knee thing is fine but the full on knee over knee thing will crush your balls. Another thing doing the twist while naked is fun and is the an excellent way to clap if your hand aren't free... Just remember though it's all fun and games til someone puts an eye out with that thing...