I was hoping for something comedically smashing, but they simply talked about why they thought their taco was better than the previous taco.
I was expecting, Taco Rap.
well...i couldn't stop laughing when I saw this..who the fuck are Ortega's writers?
Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.


I was hoping for something comedically smashing, but they simply talked about why they thought their taco was better than the previous taco.
I was expecting, Taco Rap.
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"I love Ortega's taco sauce.. it makes my Taco pop."![]()
I don't know is worse.. her hair, the his homo voice or the tacos?


Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
What's wrong with her hair?
The thing I find so funny about these Olympians being spokespersons for junk food, is that there's a pretty good chance none of them actually eat that kind of food ever. I remember seeing an interview with Shawn Johnson on the Ellen DeGenres Show via YouTube about her diet and Shawn replied that "you've got to splurge every once in a while." When asked when the last time she splurged was, she said something like "once at school, someone brought treats and I ate a Krispy Kreme donut."


Its a good thing they're accomplished gymnasts.![]()




They could've come up with something better like "I'll do 5 cart wheels and a double twist for an Ortega taco!" and the next person one up's that or they get down to the last taco and they all say "Let's flip for it!" and then proceed to do flips....shit if thats the best their ad firm came up with then I'm in the wrong biz....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012


Better yet, they could have dressed them as illegals, and shown them running for the border, ending the run with a triple sommersault & a twist...or something cheesy like that.
DOMS could have directed that version.![]()
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