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    Shawn Johnson- My Taco's The Best ...LMFAO



    well...i couldn't stop laughing when I saw this..who the fuck are Ortega's writers?
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    I was hoping for something comedically smashing, but they simply talked about why they thought their taco was better than the previous taco.

    I was expecting, Taco Rap.
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    "I love Ortega's taco sauce.. it makes my Taco pop."

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    I don't know is worse.. her hair, the his homo voice or the tacos?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoglander View Post
    I don't know is worse.. her hair, the his homo voice or the tacos?
    Don't blame the tacos bro!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoglander View Post
    I don't know is worse.. her hair, the his homo voice or the tacos?
    What's wrong with her hair?

    The thing I find so funny about these Olympians being spokespersons for junk food, is that there's a pretty good chance none of them actually eat that kind of food ever. I remember seeing an interview with Shawn Johnson on the Ellen DeGenres Show via YouTube about her diet and Shawn replied that "you've got to splurge every once in a while." When asked when the last time she splurged was, she said something like "once at school, someone brought treats and I ate a Krispy Kreme donut."

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    Its a good thing they're accomplished gymnasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KentDog View Post
    What's wrong with her hair?

    The thing I find so funny about these Olympians being spokespersons for junk food, is that there's a pretty good chance none of them actually eat that kind of food ever. I remember seeing an interview with Shawn Johnson on the Ellen DeGenres Show via YouTube about her diet and Shawn replied that "you've got to splurge every once in a while." When asked when the last time she splurged was, she said something like "once at school, someone brought treats and I ate a Krispy Kreme donut."
    It is weird isn't it. There were so many McDonald commercials with Olympians in them during the games. Also some Budweiser ones, too, I think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oaktownboy View Post


    well...i couldn't stop laughing when I saw this..who the fuck are Ortega's writers?
    ROFL!!

    If I didn't know any better I'd say that was recorded in 1987.

    I can't believe Shawn Johnson says that!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!


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    They could've come up with something better like "I'll do 5 cart wheels and a double twist for an Ortega taco!" and the next person one up's that or they get down to the last taco and they all say "Let's flip for it!" and then proceed to do flips....shit if thats the best their ad firm came up with then I'm in the wrong biz....
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    Better yet, they could have dressed them as illegals, and shown them running for the border, ending the run with a triple sommersault & a twist...or something cheesy like that.

    DOMS could have directed that version.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
    Better yet, they could have dressed them as illegals, and shown them running for the border, ending the run with a triple sommersault & a twist...


    This one is 10x better and it's fake:


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