Your political views are wrong because

BEAR ATTACK!!!! **** BEAR ATTACK!!!! **** BEAR ATTACK!!!! ******

BEAR ATTACK!!!! **** BEAR ATTACK!!!! **** BEAR ATTACK!!!! ******

It is just like in your real life when a bear attacks you. You didnt expect it! OMG!
Do you run? But bears run fast! OMG!
Do you climb a tree? But bears climb trees. OMG!
Do you play dead? But does it really work? OMG!
Do you say uh-oh or oops in a funny way even if nobody is there to laugh? So you can tell it later when you tell the story.

You have no weapons and you are alone. Dont think too much too.

What do you do when a bear attacks you?

BEAR ATTACK!!!! **** BEAR ATTACK!!!! **** BEAR ATTACK!!!! ******

BEAR ATTACK!!!! **** BEAR ATTACK!!!! **** BEAR ATTACK!!!! ******

I often wonder just what they put in the water down there in Brazil. :)

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Originally Posted by Witmaster

I often wonder just what they put in the water down there in Brazil. :)

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mercury is my guess

maybe they still have lead pipes there? :shrug:

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maybe they still have lead pipes there? :shrug:

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are we overlooking the obvious? crack addict?

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are we overlooking the obvious? crack addict?

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I've asked in the past. He denies doing any stuff. But i'd like to know what he does to dream up such threads.

It's a Phascolarctos, aka the koala bear. I grab a branch of eucalyptus leaves and toss it at it and it proceeds to munch on that and leaves me be....

Vieope=Rabbit in Bear's clothing?.

Most say that when a bear attacks, you should remain still and not make any noise....then, hopefully, the bear will leave, and you will live for another day.

In regards to politics.....If attacked by a political bear, one should use a more rhetorical approach, persuading the bear to leave you unscathed, allowing him to enjoy another day of attack.

If rhetoric doesn't work, then one should filibuster the bear, thereby boring him to death, causing all onlooking bears run in fear of the same.....

Moral: Little rabbits shouldn't make light of bears.

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I often wonder just what they put in the water down there in Brazil. :)

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Chicks. Hot chicks.

I can dream, can't I?

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Originally Posted by DOMS

Chicks. Hot chicks.

I can dream, can't I?

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I thought you hated Latin women.

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I thought you hated Latin women.

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I've decided that Brazilian chicks are the exception.

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I've decided that Brazilian chicks are the exception.

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There is hope for you yet. Brazilian women are more all time favorite ethnicity. My dream is to move there and live the rest of my life out on a Brazilian beach. Maybe Vieope will let me crash on his couch.

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There is hope for you yet. Brazilian women are more all time favorite ethnicity. My dream is to move there and live the rest of my life out on a Brazilian beach. Maybe Vieope will let me crash on his couch.

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A worthy goal.

I wouldn't mind retiring to Brazil and spending the rest of my life living in a vagina.
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Originally Posted by DOMS

A worthy goal.

I wouldn't mind retiring to Brazil and spend the rest of my life living in a vagina.

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Warm, moist, and with a slightly earthy twist. must be brazillian